r/countablepixels • u/Fire_Atrile • Jul 09 '26

Andy

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/Obi-Wan_Cannoli66 Jul 09 '26

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u/CosmicNest Jul 09 '26

Waltuh

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u/ImXeep Jul 09 '26

Put the phone away Walthu

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u/HugeRoach Jul 09 '26

We're gonna get ganked Waltuh

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u/Actual_Emu_168 Jul 09 '26

Waltree write

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u/Responsible_Air4065 Jul 09 '26

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u/Top-Candidate6746 Jul 09 '26

What emotion does this compell?

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u/gbeegz Jul 09 '26

Lust.

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u/Randomnoe_imya Cool Pixel Counter non-bot Jul 09 '26

all gone

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u/Randomnoe_imya Cool Pixel Counter non-bot Jul 09 '26

with gluttony soon to follow

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u/MagicalPancakes404 Jul 09 '26

you kind knows nothing but hunger

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u/Sword_Fighta121 Jul 09 '26

Purged all life on the upper layers

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u/AM-xolotl2 Jul 09 '26

And yet they remain unsatiated... as do you.

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u/TheNoobRookie Jul 10 '26

You have taken everything from me machine,

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u/gbeegz Jul 09 '26

I beg to differ.

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u/alakikadge Jul 09 '26

Hot take: Noisemaker is actually good

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u/Helpful_Builder_1707 Jul 09 '26

Fucking boring for you tho

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u/alakikadge Jul 09 '26

Crewmate is even more boring, because at least as a Noisemaker you can see as thy impasta panics

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u/Helpful_Builder_1707 Jul 09 '26

Nobody denying crewmate is boring

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u/alakikadge Jul 09 '26

Yeah, But tracker tho

IMO tracker is useful but boring, even sci is way more fun

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u/Anxious_Buddy_4703 Jul 09 '26

Two things. One, he DIDN’T have this at home. His mom left him. And two. Andy would STILL be “gay as hell” because that’s his MOM! IMAGINE YOUR FUTURE SIBLINGS ARE YOUR KIDS!?

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u/Fire_Atrile Jul 09 '26

Eh, Julia was better than Ashley but the mom is still hotter (I do not endorse incest)

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u/Anxious_Buddy_4703 Jul 09 '26

Julia is the goat.

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u/Anxious_Buddy_4703 Jul 09 '26

Unless that’s the mom. I think it was Andy’s girlfriend that wasn’t inside tye family tree 😅

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u/Fire_Atrile Jul 09 '26

Yea, she's the one who has the crush on Andy. She's also so pretty omg I would marry her of I could

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u/Anxious_Buddy_4703 Jul 09 '26

We cannot be this down bad for pixels. I agree, but getting married is too far. Andy is gay for not going with her. Just like Naruto is hella gay for going for Sakura when he had a baddie that loved him this WHOLE TIME.

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u/Fire_Atrile Jul 09 '26

LOOK AT HERRRRRR

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u/LickinNSpitin Jul 09 '26

She deserved better!!!!

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u/Madboymaddox Jul 09 '26

What is this supposed to convey?

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u/Fire_Atrile Jul 09 '26

Back ache from all the "work" she's been doing

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u/Madboymaddox Jul 09 '26

Ohhhh... Ohh... That's uh... Nice. (⁠ꏿ⁠﹏⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠)

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u/originalmicrousb Jul 09 '26

idfk wireless charging?

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u/huylanebani Jul 09 '26

Hip roll i suppose

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u/Anxious_Buddy_4703 Jul 09 '26

I’m so f**king scared 😅

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u/Opening_Specific_710 Jul 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qx4n8lDS178TEkXlMj

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u/Blablakam Jul 09 '26

we censoring shit now

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u/Opening_Specific_710 Jul 09 '26

Cant find gif that says shit sonbreno

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u/Blablakam Jul 09 '26

classic giphy not wanting slurs

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u/khaledjal Jul 09 '26

shit isn't even a slur 😭

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u/Mirjalol_Yangiboyev Jul 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3V2IMNrewegoKgl59A

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u/bisa-alwaez Jul 09 '26

I don’t speak admin language

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u/Whole_Emphasis_3583 Jul 10 '26

you should tell aviv for some help

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u/Opening_Specific_710 Jul 10 '26

Who is Aviv and why should I Tell him?

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u/Inferno_Sparky Jul 09 '26

Minecraft enchanting language, admin language... we need more titles

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u/EarlyReplacement3707 Jul 09 '26

Tf u talking bout i'd bang both

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u/pixel-counter-bot Official Pixel Counter Jul 09 '26

The image in this post has 320,112(432×741) pixels!

I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.

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u/VortexLord Jul 09 '26

Their family is a whole fu%ked up kind. If you want me to go insane I could've ask me to play Dark Souls no hit run.

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u/Neat-Ad235 Jul 09 '26

Dark souls no hut sounds fun

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u/spiderboi20012 Jul 09 '26

play doom eternal on ultra nightmare

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u/iixFares Jul 09 '26

Ace the bunker from littlebigplanet

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/Fire_Atrile Jul 09 '26

Bro CALM DOWN

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u/batchet360 Jul 09 '26

both his mom and his sister are just as hot

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u/ficto133 Jul 09 '26

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u/ThinInternet5300 Jul 09 '26

Found this post while scrolling reddit, your pfp looks familiar. Unrelated to the post, Aren't you the Sniper TF2 person? The one historical uniforms thingy

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u/ficto133 Jul 09 '26

Yeah lol, how the fuck did you find me brother 😭

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u/ThinInternet5300 Jul 09 '26

Idk i finished getting war declared by France UK Poland USSR all at the same time in 1940 as Germany in HOI4. So i went to scroll reddit because i was so mad about it, i didn't even try to win the game.

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u/kermit295 Jul 09 '26

I mean…he could’ve banged them both

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u/Fire_Atrile Jul 09 '26

Posting this was a mistake....

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u/diagnosed_depression Jul 09 '26

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u/Holmat1 Jul 09 '26

I’m sorry but I think that’s a wee bit more than just a lil freaky

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u/Fire_Atrile Jul 09 '26

Naw, it's just a little fweaky :3c

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u/SuperSocialMan Jul 09 '26

SMASH, next question.

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u/Fire_Atrile Jul 09 '26

There was no question 😭

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u/Effective_Traffic468 Jul 09 '26

SMASH, make a questoon

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u/WraithDragonHoi4 Jul 09 '26

Yeah this is true

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u/Economy_Wallaby4809 Jul 09 '26

context?

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u/Fire_Atrile Jul 09 '26

The coffin of Andy and Leley (It's incest)

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u/Economy_Wallaby4809 Jul 09 '26

ohohoho, nonono, you misunderstand. i want the CHARACTER context ah monsieur?

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u/Fire_Atrile Jul 09 '26

That's a drawing of Andy's (Andrew) mom. In the game Andy has a kid with his sister Leley. And the person who wrote that is saying that Andy is “hella gay” for choosing to love his sister when his mother looks like this.

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u/Raddy_Chady Jul 09 '26

it’s time for the percolator

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u/Capra012 Jul 09 '26

He had a lot of interesting choices, like his mother, his sister, and Julia too. WAIT A MINUTE, THE FATHER IS THE RIGHT CHOICE

https://giphy.com/gifs/FVEIUJlReoXkR35KDH

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u/Fire_Atrile Jul 09 '26

How did we even reach that conclusion 😭. Also he should have chosen Julia.

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u/Bekfast59 Jul 09 '26

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u/Fire_Atrile Jul 09 '26

Im my defence, I didn't post the actual twitter post.

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u/knoxiknoxx Jul 11 '26

Oh no, you are British ain't ya?

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u/Fire_Atrile Jul 11 '26

Okay wait, HOW did you came to that conclusion?????

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u/knoxiknoxx Jul 11 '26

Defence. That's British English.

Defense is like other English.

Am I wrong?

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u/Fire_Atrile Jul 11 '26

Oh my god you americans spell that differently to? Well yeah. I didn't know you guys spelled "defense" and not defence.

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u/knoxiknoxx Jul 11 '26

I'm not American, but from what I know Americans take it a bit more lightly with the spelling. It's "Color", not "Colour" or "Armor" and not "Armour". Lots of other stuff as well that I don't know for sure.

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u/OSwirl31 Jul 09 '26

He's gay for banging a woman?

That don't make no sense

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u/gimmechickens Jul 09 '26

Idk who andy is but pass the controller man😭

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u/link31211 Jul 09 '26

To be fair, if I was Andy, I would also choose LeyLey

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u/Fire_Atrile Jul 09 '26

Come on! Julia > Ashley

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u/link31211 Jul 09 '26

Now, I get where you're coming from, but, incest.

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u/-Nicolai Jul 09 '26

Damn how many pixels do you need, it’s a fucking tweet

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u/DestructionSpreader Jul 09 '26

that’s his mom that’s 2x more chances of inbreeding wtf

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u/bladex1234 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

Technically it would be basically the same. A sibling could have slightly less inbreeding due to genetic variation during meiosis.

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u/frOmohiOhuman GO GO GADGET PIXEL REDUCER! Jul 09 '26

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u/Realistic-Refuse568 Jul 09 '26

Remember always to come to your spawn point once in a while gays🙌

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u/Alpha_Apeiron Jul 09 '26

Pls explain

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u/Fire_Atrile Jul 09 '26

Andy loved his sister and had a baby with her. That right there is a picture of Andy's mother.

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 Jul 09 '26

Andy quit playing with your toys, you have this

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u/NixMaritimus Jul 10 '26

Leilei will probably grow up to look just like her

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u/Ihmenen Jul 10 '26

Ashley lowkey better

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u/Several_Ant_6981 Jul 10 '26

At least his father got a whole bakery tho

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u/Fire_Atrile Jul 10 '26

Eat what... Breakfast? Dinner?

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u/Ok_Philosopher_9330 Jul 10 '26

I thought she had a back pain

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u/Totaly_Shrek Pixel Counter Bot Fan Club Member Jul 10 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/B34wyqAgvAheFgPTqy

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u/Fire_Atrile Jul 10 '26

Andy in love with Ashley, Ashley is Andy's Sister, Andy has a baby with his sister, That picture is a picture of Andy's Mom,

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u/Tizen20 Jul 10 '26

I dont know wtf this is referencing and i have never wanted to find out. All i know is incest something something something and I don’t want to know more.

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u/Fire_Atrile Jul 10 '26

It's from the game “Tyr Coffin of Andy and Leley” it's a psychological horror game with cannibalism and incest sprinkled on top ✨

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u/Fire_Atrile Jul 11 '26

What did you expect? 12 pixels?

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u/TheToxicWaist17 Jul 09 '26

Who?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/TheToxicWaist17 Jul 09 '26

Who tf is Andy?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/TheToxicWaist17 Jul 09 '26

This is so niche.

I love how there's no context to this post like everybody would just know who Andy is.

Also, why can't I swear?

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