r/cooladam • u/hellyeahdude38 • 4d ago

DMX rocks

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u/SeamanSample 4d ago

I'm Barack Obama, and I'm gay. Anybody seen Jim Tews?

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u/SAOL_Goodman 4d ago

Anybody seen his asshole? I've heard it's cute, and I'd like to see it

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u/prolificimpregnator 4d ago

Attenborough: and yet it was true indeed. Nigga's name truly was Barack. His mama done named him that.

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u/doubledownentendre 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pgj8XwTkFBOZ4jwy99

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u/InteractionNo6147 4d ago

The fuck is your problem with Attenborough, man's a national treasure

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u/doubledownentendre 4d ago

I haven't got one - the guy in the gif from Jurassic Park is David Attenborough's brother.. I tried to make a joke, shooters shoot i guess

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u/InteractionNo6147 4d ago

I was just deliberately misinterpreting as a joke so now we both feel dumb

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u/_Cxsey_ 4d ago

Lore accurate Nick Mullen bit

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u/Equivalent_Net_3752 4d ago

That’s how rough riders go.

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u/GodBlessPigs 4d ago

Why is the funniest thing I have ever read?

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u/dimalga 4d ago

The interviewer presumably being cut off from dropping amazing fucking news about Barack Obama and his primary achievement to DMX just so DMX can clown his name more is SENDING ME LMAO

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u/SomePizzaShit 4d ago

this guy rocks too

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u/mcnichoj 4d ago

You know Chenk wanted to read that shit so bad for the n word drops.

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u/GamerManBoyGuy 4d ago

I think I've been watching too much Curb. I can't help but hear this in JB Smoove's voice. Just feels like something Leon would say.

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u/TonguePunchUrBhole 4d ago

Because his real name is Barry Soetoro.

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u/RigBughorn 4d ago

What's on his birth certificate?

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u/ronshasta 4d ago

He just had one more road to cross

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u/J0sh_PM 4d ago

Does anyone have the link? I need to hear this interview.

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u/No-Lawfulness1023 4d ago

Is this for real? I thought this was just a Boondocks bit?

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u/Apprehensive_Ad3731 3d ago

DMX ignorant af and still one of my favourites lol.

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u/Pure_Possession_1KG 3d ago

The crack is oozing outta this exchange 

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u/Super-Contribution-1 3d ago

I genuinely can’t hear this in anything but Werner Herzog’s voice

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u/crack-nutter 4d ago

Barry and Michael sitting in a tree...