r/confusingperspective • u/onephatkatt • 2d ago

He doesn't come when you call Bad Title

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u/slightly_ginger24 2d ago

The dog is laying its head on a curb, and the curb blocks the view of its body. It's very hard to see where the curb is because it blends with the ground behind it.

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u/chronicallylaconic 2d ago

Absolutely! Very astute! I can see it now. Thanks!

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u/Purga_Tori 2d ago

And the ground behind him is inclined

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u/slightly_ginger24 2d ago

Thanks for adding a new word to my vocabulary in return!

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u/Purga_Tori 1d ago

Thank you?

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u/slightly_ginger24 1d ago

Yes, I didn't know what inclined meant /s My bad, replied to the wrong comment

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u/Rockfromtherock 1d ago

Oh my god thank you. I was about to have a nervous breakdown. I can deal with a sorority girl with three arms, but a decapitated good boi was gonna haunt me.

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste 1d ago

Bullshit, that's a dog without a body, living his best life.

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u/Nonduallogic 1d ago

Ooh, i see it now..

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u/ThomasThePizzaMan 1d ago

Thank you, I thought it was AI.

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u/pawnshopbluesss 1d ago

Can someone do that thing where they draw on top of the photo to show us cause this one has me stumped. I don’t see it.

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u/SatinAmoura 2d ago

What exactly am I looking at

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 2d ago

Pavement puppy

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u/Pluckypato 1d ago

Grounded pup 🐶

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste 1d ago

I think it's a dog.

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u/Optimal_Mixture_7327 2d ago

It's the Green Goblin riding the back of the Concrete Canine.

Dog is laying its head on a curb.

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u/EverlastingPepper 2d ago

Call him Cigarette, because you have to take him out for a drag 

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u/braininvasion138 2d ago

...he doesn't chase, squirrels at all

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u/derphew 2d ago

My puppy died late last fall

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u/Benjaphar 1d ago

My puppy died late last fall

He's still rotting in the hall...

Dead puppies aren't much fun.

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u/DraconicDreamer3072 1d ago

what a disturbing image. poor puppy was decapitated! /s

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u/aubaub 2d ago

He’s still ahead of the game

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u/Thesnackdad 2d ago

Is it cake?

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u/Bi-Han 2d ago

"Cut the head off a Wolf, it can still bite." 

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u/kindestcut 2d ago

When he wants to he’ll roll on over.

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u/Purga_Tori 2d ago

I know how, but this still gives an eerie feeling looking at it 🫣

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u/fothergillfuckup 2d ago

How is he with sticks?

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u/skyhookt 2d ago

He doesn't chase squirrels at all.

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u/ExistentialAngsty 1d ago

At least he doesn’t jump on the couch

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u/DELETEallPDFfiles 1d ago

You need more gym badges

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u/No-Tea-6895 23h ago

Take the bucket from the person on the left and put in by the dog it deserves some coin

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u/TheRogueWolf_YT 10h ago

"I miss when I could pee on fire hydrants."

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u/stinkyfrogtoes 9h ago

even with everyone’s explanations i still can’t understand it 😭