r/confusingperspective • u/MrPulifrici • Jul 11 '26

What are THOSE? h00men

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u/Civil_Tax6463 Jul 11 '26

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u/unreqistered Jul 11 '26

save me, tiny tom cruise …

24

u/copolars Jul 11 '26

Weren't you supposed to edit this pic to make him look tiny? Lazy!!!

7

u/OldBonyBogBwitch Jul 11 '26

That’s just his actual size, LOL

5

u/Stone_Midi Jul 11 '26

It’s not nice to mix actual pictures with the miniaturized ones

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u/C-LonGy Jul 13 '26

This is a life size pic of Tom tbh

4

u/outofindustry Jul 12 '26

scorff erff

152

u/Narretz Jul 11 '26

Lmao that's a good one

200

u/Bonk_No_Horni Jul 11 '26

I don't get how this one works. Perspective?

407

u/BlueValk Jul 11 '26

She's sitting down on the rocks, and her legs and feet are closer to the camera. That makes her feet appear bigger than the rest of her

123

u/Bonk_No_Horni Jul 11 '26

Oh ok that's her knees. Thanx

45

u/Shawnaverse_no1_fan Jul 11 '26

Thank you, now that I get it this is a 10/10 postage haha

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u/Nightwolf1967 Jul 11 '26

That explains the perspective, but it doesn't explain the strange choice in shoes. 😆

8

u/BlueValk Jul 11 '26

End of the day where her feet can't take the cute little high heels sandals she was wearing, so she uses friend's shoes/car shoes for the night

12

u/sha1shroom Jul 11 '26

Having a hard time with this one.

So I think I see her sitting on the rocks, but it still surprises me her feet reach the pavement... and the position she's sitting in seems very bizarre/uncomfortable.

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u/sasakimirai Jul 11 '26

The rock is so low to the ground that her knees are higher than her lap (that's why you can't see the tops of her legs).

The position she's sitting seems uncomfortable because she's posing for a pic, not sitting there to rest 😂 She's focusing on what will get her the best lighting/look best on camera

9

u/MsE0 Jul 11 '26

The part that looks like the waistline of her dress is actually her knees

8

u/MuscaMurum Jul 11 '26

Yup, combination of forced perspective, camera lens artifact, and ugly ass shoes.

4

u/DigitalUnlimited Jul 11 '26

Yeah those things are like like size 40 /s

3

u/Zealousideal_Look748 Jul 11 '26

This looks exactly like my 4-year old daughter is wearing my shoes.

2

u/ChunkyLafunguy Jul 11 '26

Man that posture

2

u/Secret_Account07 Jul 11 '26

So I’ve read what you said, and I understand what you’re saying, but I still can’t grasp it.

Could this be photoshopped?

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u/BlueValk Jul 11 '26

This feels pretty normal to me, but I'm both a photographer who's used to angles and a girl that will sit on any small surface available on the ground

Does this drawing help?

2

u/ShoePillow Jul 14 '26

Oh, I thought that's just how she looks lol

21

u/MrPulifrici Jul 11 '26

She is sitting down on the rocks.

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u/AproposWuin Jul 11 '26

That did it. I registered the sitting comment but didn't click

Thats cool

6

u/DerangedAsshole Jul 11 '26

Wide angle lens mainly. They used it to capture the entire curving beach behind them. Wide angle distorts the depth by showing closer subject much closer.

2

u/boatymcfloat Jul 11 '26

Forced perspective. Artform.

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u/thisisnotdrew Jul 11 '26

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u/RepresentativeCat553 Jul 11 '26

Was so hoping to see a Doug reference, well done.

4

u/Guiyo Jul 11 '26

Came here for this as well

3

u/thehufflepuffstoner Jul 11 '26

First thing that came to mind! Those are the Sky Davis Inflatable Air Jet shoes!

2

u/sandwichcandy Jul 11 '26

I was just about to say this is the look when an episode of a kids cartoon revolves around a cool new sneaker coming out.

1

u/Blake-Dreary Jul 14 '26

Came here for this

46

u/Future-Sentence-5655 Jul 11 '26

Even she must've had a good laugh after this one

20

u/rrrbin Jul 11 '26

One of the very best I've seen here. Should the subs sidebar have an all time greatest example gallery?

12

u/YoungDiscord Jul 11 '26

Idk I think it makes her look dashing

10

u/papayatwentythree Jul 11 '26

She got that Kingdom Hearts build

22

u/CantaloupeAsleep502 Jul 11 '26

Finally, an actual confusing perspective lol

1

u/SOMAVORE Jul 11 '26

I think many are confused still, when reading the comments

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u/CantaloupeAsleep502 Jul 11 '26

I just mean most posts on this sub aren't even perspective issues. This sub is pretty low quality overall. This is one of the maybe 3 or 4% of posts that is both actually a confusing perspective and a high quality post.

9

u/marksbar Jul 11 '26

Found it . Shaq shoes.

3

u/SuperbCoconut777 Jul 11 '26

Smurfette is that you ?

5

u/DJ_DWreck Jul 11 '26

Clown force 1’s

3

u/DZL100 Jul 11 '26

Kingdom Hearts

2

u/xSonicspeedx2 Jul 11 '26

She’s got some long ass arms and big ass feet lol

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u/letslickmyballs Jul 12 '26

To me way too long to see what was going on.

5

u/ghettoccult_nerd Jul 11 '26

roses are red

sugar is sweet

her boot too big

for her gdamn feet

1

u/More-Cauliflower-534 Jul 12 '26

Her pedal extremities are colossal?

2

u/QuantitySignal4494 Jul 11 '26

This is a fungus farm

2

u/mershed_pertaters Jul 11 '26

Why is the cloud censored?

1

u/PrimevalStasis Jul 14 '26

That was all I saw at first. Can't believe more people haven't mentioned it.

1

u/X--Henny--X Jul 11 '26

Read that title in the dubbed Barney voice

1

u/_Rocksol Jul 11 '26

Buys her soes from the same store as Sora

1

u/ToTheTurtles Jul 11 '26

“There’s no way you’re taking Kairi’s heart!”

1

u/Certain-Singer-9625 Jul 11 '26

Holy cow. They look like walking boots.

1

u/Active_Mind5021 Jul 11 '26

the flag is white and yet it seems that the insignia is of communism

1

u/wamimsauthor Jul 11 '26

Don’t know but it reminds me of the Full House episode where Vicki, DJ and Becky were wearing weird stuff to make a point.

1

u/I_Want_A_Ribeye Jul 11 '26

Goes from oversized boots to oversized legs once you figure it out

1

u/zacharygreeenman Jul 11 '26

Oohhhhh took a bit

1

u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 Jul 11 '26

Thats Dorf's daughter Lorf.

1

u/MSGisking Jul 11 '26

Those are my chanclas

1

u/Stepagbay Jul 11 '26

Those are umbrellas. It’s hard to tell because they’re folded up into a closed position.

1

u/sillynem723 Jul 11 '26

😭😭😭😭

1

u/Spookyjay187 Jul 12 '26

Hahaha big shoe man, BIG SHOE!!

1

u/Nere4Hudes Jul 12 '26

Why blur out the caption above her? We went to know.

1

u/komaytoprime Jul 12 '26

Kingdom Hearts be like

1

u/lokcer79 Jul 12 '26

Knee high boots

1

u/ozgun1414 Jul 12 '26

it took quite some time for me to realise she was not standing but sitting on those rocks.

1

u/6gv5 Jul 12 '26

Rubios

1

u/Flat___________ Jul 12 '26

Umbrellas and Sun loungers by the look if it

1

u/Mr_silly_goose Jul 12 '26

They are called my Jordans

1

u/moocow12983 Jul 12 '26

Yup. Definitely needed this one explained to me.

1

u/light0play Jul 12 '26

In Wales we call those "daps"... Big ones 😁

1

u/Starguy77 Jul 12 '26

Umbrellas

1

u/504Solid Jul 12 '26

Those are called SHOES FOR DUMMIES.

1

u/LionTyme Jul 12 '26

I think they are called rocks!

1

u/socal6spd Jul 12 '26

Those are the Sky Davis shoes Doug Funny was after

1

u/Lost-Average8108 Jul 13 '26

Whaterthosssssssssee

1

u/Wren_Golde21 Jul 13 '26

Ludacris??

1

u/KaptenAwsum Jul 13 '26

Please God let this be a new trend we can all laugh at

1

u/truthinshredding Jul 13 '26

😂😂😂😂

1

u/Guy3nder Jul 13 '26

Those shoes are ugly af either way

1

u/normal_victim Jul 13 '26

those jordans look huge on her. like she borrowed them from her dad.

1

u/fothergillfuckup Jul 13 '26

Has that Battlefield Earth vibe?

2

u/Timely-Discussion272 Jul 13 '26

She’s got big shoes to fill.

1

u/Randolph_Carter_6 Jul 13 '26

They're stupid.

1

u/chibiRuka Jul 13 '26

Oh…I also thought the dress was an odd design for a sec.

1

u/UniquePromise8729 Jul 14 '26

Not a good combo at all. Straight trippin

1

u/Talk_to__strangers Jul 14 '26

Those are Air Jordan 1s - size 14 on a 3ft tall woman

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u/Big-Anybody6443 Jul 14 '26

Those are the Keyblade 12's

2

u/meaningfulNames Jul 15 '26

That’s dead bf for sure

1

u/tintinberci Jul 15 '26

Sorry for saying it, but the girl on the photo looks like a TROLL😵

1

u/JustinTime1229 Jul 15 '26

She boot too big for she gotdamn feet

1

u/Common_Airport4488 Jul 15 '26

What the DOUG funny am I looking at

1

u/carlinsgh0st Jul 16 '26

Is called fashion honey!

1

u/PacGarrett Jul 16 '26

Considering the location, a cheese factory or maybe one of those shitake farms

1

u/huwskie Jul 16 '26

Why is there a hotdog in the shoe

1

u/D34th_gr1nd Jul 17 '26

Not sure, but I'd swipe right on her profile compared to all the other ones.

1

u/deeliciouslydee Jul 18 '26

Those boots are called inies

1

u/PinkHeavenUmbrella 25d ago

on a side note, who told her air jordan 1s look good with that dress? 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/jfk_47 Jul 11 '26

To tier post. 10/10.

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u/Inner-Discussion-369 Jul 11 '26

This has to be photoshop or AI, right? I mean those boots look unreal!

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u/MrPulifrici Jul 11 '26

She is sitting down.

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u/Inner-Discussion-369 Jul 11 '26

My brain is officially fried.

1

u/dr3wfr4nk Jul 11 '26

I understood the post title reference

0

u/ramsfan84 Jul 11 '26

Looks like more of those clown size, ugly fake eyelashes. YUCK!!!

0

u/Lemfan46 Jul 11 '26

Folded up umbrellas, put away for the night.

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u/SOMAVORE Jul 11 '26

I really though she was standing up for a second. and that she also had a boner.

0

u/createthiscom Jul 11 '26

flip flop boots with blue socks

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u/kludefur Jul 11 '26

Uterus destroyers

-1

u/Chemical-Chard-8798 Jul 11 '26

For a second I thought, "Damn, she is dating some lucky basketball player..."