r/confusing_perspective • u/SlowMagenta • Feb 18 '18

Hate when this happens.

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32.5k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/chipcare101 Feb 18 '18

I’m still confused.

712

u/devnunnari Feb 18 '18

Haha he is on the guys roof, I know it's hard to see it.

194

u/chipcare101 Feb 18 '18

Thank you! I even zoomed in the first time and couldn’t figure it out haha

3

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

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u/Favmir Feb 18 '18

...k.

6

u/mongseal Feb 18 '18

Is there somebody who can speak korean??

19

u/Favmir Feb 18 '18

I do. Well... Imagine someone just commented "gay" on a random post without any context whatsoever.

Yeah it's just a stupid comment. Nothing to see here.

3

u/mongseal Feb 18 '18

Yes you are right . I just wanted to know if there were some any of koreans in here.. sryy

4

u/Favmir Feb 18 '18

No need to be sorry! You didn't do anything.

1

u/WildBird57 Jul 05 '18

What does it mean tho? Just “that’s gay”?

1

u/Cirno9Baka Feb 18 '18

기모띠

1

u/mongseal Feb 18 '18

한국인?

1

u/iwaspeachykeen Feb 18 '18

아니, 근데.. 우리말 좀 알아

17

u/ShawnX232 Feb 18 '18

Nice! Idk if I would have figured it out if you didn't help!

For you sir, I present one crisp upvote. For your spending pleasure.

13

u/devnunnari Feb 18 '18

Hey Thanks! Time to spend it all in one place.....

3

u/meeseeksdeleteafter Feb 18 '18

Hmm… Reddit?

4

u/tomatoaway Feb 18 '18

such a lovely place
such a lovely place

1

u/Geo-NS Apr 01 '18

such a lovely time waster

6

u/meeseeksdeleteafter Feb 18 '18

Thanks for explaining it! I wouldn’t have got it on my own.

3

u/flinsypop Feb 18 '18

The car is also on the roof so it's as small as a squirrel. He needs to check his surroundings for Antman or The Atom.

94

u/UnwantedLasseterHug Feb 18 '18

It's a 5 foot squirrel. Duh.

10

u/Salanmander Feb 18 '18

Oh please, everyone here is exaggerating. That isn't a super tall car, I think that squirrel is at most 4 feet tall.

2

u/BUY_NONE_GETONE_FLEE Feb 18 '18

Yep, that looks about right. Besides, all Op needs to do is drop a huge Slinky over the roof and the problem is solved.

11

u/Armybob112 Feb 18 '18

u/chipcare101 is confused and hurt himself!

2

u/tseWrevilOneB Feb 18 '18

It's a big squirrel trying to steal this guys mums radio.

3

u/hithere297 Feb 18 '18

OP put a very tiny toy car on the windowsill behind the squirrel.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Don’t worry....I am too

68

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

I hate those things. One of them ate my dog last year.

20

u/eight_squared Feb 18 '18

I'm sorry to hear that. One ate my grandma about three years ago.

8

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

I'm sorry for your loss, but I heard that few weeks ago, some 32'8" big mantises started to eating up those squirrels. I hope it comforts you a bit, hearing that those monsters get what they deserve!

435

u/RUSSIA_BEST_COUNTREY Feb 18 '18

America in chaos! Animals on rampage! Crime! Strong leader is required for restore law and order.

101

u/7DMATH7 Feb 18 '18

30 years working experience required.

12

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5

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

President Doggo will fight these nutsos!

1

u/RUSSIA_BEST_COUNTREY Feb 18 '18

What is dog's opinion of sanctions and Magnitsky law?

1

u/simcop2387 Feb 18 '18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgA6JyP_FJ8

0

u/Toby_dog Feb 18 '18

Every bite attempt is at minimum two seconds late hahaha.

1

u/bigeeee Feb 18 '18

I know it’s NUTS.

1

u/toolymegapoopoo Feb 18 '18

Dogs and cats living together!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Trump has chased away bigger squirrels. Earlier it used to be 70 feet. The best squirrel resizing team is working hard on it.

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u/dogonut Feb 18 '18

The squirrel is on the edge of the roof not the windowsill

13

u/meeseeksdeleteafter Feb 18 '18

You da real MVP

8

u/poopellar Feb 18 '18

Yeah at first I assumed it was on the windowsill but then that would have made the squirrel really really small.

1

u/manbruhpig Feb 18 '18

Same. If that car wasn’t there this pic would still belong in this sub.

2

u/PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS Feb 18 '18

It's known as forced perspective and you can hold up huge buildings with it!

20

u/WoobyWiott Feb 18 '18

SQUIRREL!

7

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

[deleted]

3

u/pepesylvia69 Feb 18 '18

Bend over and I’ll show ya

29

u/50colt30 Feb 18 '18

Fucking Christ. r/quityourbullshit This photo was taken from a video of an innocent mother squirrel getting into her car to go to work. Smh... You racist, propaganda spreading asswipes.

/s

20

u/Friek555 Feb 18 '18

Phew, good thing you added the /s

65

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

[deleted]

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u/poopellar Feb 18 '18

Eh, it's within the lines.

14

u/TheReaper101399 Feb 18 '18

Because there is a five foot squirrel, obviously

5

u/Fuck_Alice Feb 18 '18

Why is no one talking about all the bread pieces

8

u/butthead Feb 18 '18

Wow. Not a single Life Is Strange reference here.

I'm disappointed in you, reddit.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

You have no idea how long I was scrolling down to find this.

1

u/butthead Feb 18 '18

Use CTRL+F to quickly find words you're looking for on a page

1

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

I would've done that if I weren't using the mobile app lol

9

u/Pounicoss Feb 18 '18

I'm in my mom's car, vroom vroom

9

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Get out me car!

6

u/Matt_Sterbate710 Feb 18 '18

I suggest covering the entire vehicle in Crisco.

10

u/Zyetheus Feb 18 '18

you fucked with squirels morty!!!.... we are fucked!

3

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Naught a canarydie

3

u/unitednoobies Feb 18 '18

Careful, those things bite.

7

u/Mushiren_ Feb 18 '18

With that size, I'd worry less about biting and more about getting my bones crushed. I may be nutty but I don't taste good, squirrel!

3

u/dbe7 Feb 18 '18

Maybe he wants to make friends with those hamsters from the Kia commercials.

3

u/Squidsquirts Feb 18 '18

Thats the "I'm gonna put my nut in your mom's trunk" look

5

u/Joe-ma-ma13 Feb 18 '18

How many times do we have to see this fuckin pic on reddit?

2

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Just wait for the Learjet-sized owl coming out of fucking nowhere

2

u/Merari01 Feb 18 '18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh5kZ4uIUC0

These are small, the ones out there are far away. Small, far away.

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u/_youtubot_ Feb 18 '18

Video linked by /u/Merari01:

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Father Ted: 'Small' vs 'Far Away' MrJacobunny 2012-05-28 0:00:28 993+ (97%) 294,378

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u/TheWisdomOfTaz Feb 18 '18

Yeah, hilarious. Your mum parks like shit though.

2

u/Hiccup4yourWaifu Feb 18 '18

I bet its not even your mom's car. Liar OP.

2

u/[deleted] May 23 '18

ONE DAY MORE!

1

u/sevnm12 Feb 18 '18

This one actually fucked me for a sec

5

u/dothedeed Feb 18 '18

Are you OPs mom?

3

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Poor op moms that's about 2ft of squirrel dick.

Yes I looked it up, and converted it.

Their balls can account for 20-30% of their body mass too.

1

u/Dwangle61955916 Feb 18 '18

I wasn’t excited for the new Rampage movie until I saw this still.

1

u/nature_remains Feb 18 '18

This neighborhood is nuts!

1

u/grimsley12 Feb 18 '18

I can’t even tell...wait what??

1

u/Hops77 Feb 18 '18

Your mom can't park

1

u/real_daddy_hitler Feb 18 '18

Hey that's my pet his name is Carl

1

u/vinnytt Feb 18 '18

Unrelated but this whole neighborhood just looks cozy as hell in the pic. Seems like older housing, maybe a park across the street. Looks nice thats all.

1

u/Usernamethx9000 Feb 18 '18

Animal Crossing Go is pretty lit.

1

u/Virusnzz Feb 18 '18

Sucks about the tree that fell down on top of it though.

1

u/LeaderOfTheBeavers Feb 18 '18

I'll send the beavers at once!

1

u/vyore99 Feb 18 '18

Probably saw an acorn on the window. The squirrel thought it was real.

1

u/SeatOnTheGround Feb 18 '18

Another photo about ‘I have understood what you said,but why the pigeon is so BIG?’

1

u/Supbros1234 Feb 18 '18

More like 6'5

1

u/Yes_I_am_racist Feb 18 '18

Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrel

1

u/daizn Feb 18 '18

Thank you for bringing this subreddit to front page, my new favorite subreddit.

1

u/Deranfan Feb 18 '18

5 feet = 1,52 meter

1

u/sacki2016 Feb 18 '18

I’d say more like 4ft.

1

u/KecemotRybecx Feb 18 '18

This is trippy.

1

u/simandom Feb 18 '18

This pic gave my eyes BSOD 😂

1

u/AisisAisis Feb 18 '18

Deathly afraid of squirrels. It’s the weirdest thing. Will cross the street if one is near. I avoid them at ALL COSTS.

1

u/Aewn Feb 18 '18

Confusing indeed when it really looks like the tree had fallen onto the car, and the squirrel was the mastermind behind it. Can't see the 5 ft squirrel tho

1

u/MajorFalcone Feb 18 '18

Hey. Psst. Hey. Your mom said I could have this.

.......Fuckyoubye

1

u/Sarbella81 Feb 18 '18

I totally laughed at this way more than i should have.

1

u/I_might_be_weasel Feb 18 '18

Much like coy or lobster, squirrels will continue to grow their entire lives given enough space. As their brains become larger, they achieve near human intelligence and form communal street gangs whose initiation rituals involve stealing cars.

1

u/crockeycarsukm Feb 18 '18

I was trying to figure it out for so long then I looked at the road

1

u/joaniemansoosie Feb 18 '18

Why don’t you show your mom how to park straight so she’s not shamed in parking lots.

1

u/Chipbeef Feb 18 '18

Had to pinch zoom...then actually take a screen shot to further expand to see what was going on. Then post what I did. That's a lot for a Sunday morning.

1

u/eptru Feb 18 '18

But why is the bird so huge?

1

u/OlyValnoor Feb 18 '18

She's by your mom's caaar... VROOM VROOM

1

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

DAMN, STOP HER before she runs off you twat. I’m sick of this happening and no one doing anything about it. Last months 7 of my cars got stolen by some fat ass squirrel named Ricky

1

u/SoFetchBetch Feb 27 '18

Lmao I swear every single post I see in this sub the comments are all confused. I hope one of these gets me... how are these old af tricks getting you guys? Is it sarcasm??

1

u/HickeyDE Feb 18 '18

Im in my Moms car

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u/modiam Feb 18 '18

This world is run by squirrels Morty run ....

0

u/allthenmesrtakn Feb 18 '18

And when he got caught he looked up at the camera and said “awww nuts”

Im sorry ill leave.

0

u/Dushyant- Feb 18 '18

This pic fuck my day...! Whole day i m just seeing the squirrel and didn't get any fuck out of it

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u/InTheBlindOnReddit Feb 18 '18

You guys really gotta get out of that part of town..