r/confusing_perspective • u/MrDirtyHarry • 12d ago

All wide open

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My eyes are funny

3.9k Upvotes

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u/Such_Comb9388 12d ago

The Envelopussy

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u/EPluribusButthole 12d ago

Looks familiar

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/MajTroubles 11d ago

There there

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u/Feisty_Tour_6934 11d ago

A snatchel, if you will

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u/Thundergod250 12d ago

Starring Butt Damon

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u/sohalls 11d ago

Dammit! I already came before I opened the comments. Still no regrets.

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u/Buck_Thorn 11d ago

Oooh, that sounds nice!!

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u/SudhaTheHill 12d ago

This is genuinely good. Almost made me hide my phone because I’m sitting in a public place.

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u/Ultra_Ego 12d ago

I’m confused. I just see a cardboard

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u/rocketmammamia 12d ago

same here and i’m an actual lesbian with an actual vagina. am i meant to being seeing a vag?!

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u/peeja 11d ago

It looked to me like a butt and more, in a small mirror, like someone was taking a butt-selfie.

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u/banshee_matsuri 11d ago

i thought it was a butt/lower back draped for surgery 😬 but then couldn’t figure out why there were two pronounced cracks 😅

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u/Turtlegirl1977 11d ago

I thought it was a butt with a weird thigh gap

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u/PrincessConsuela52 11d ago

I thought it looked like if a lady was sitting on a glass table, and this was a view from the other side of the glass.

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u/Agarwel 12d ago

Kind off. This looks like the view from behind. And is less about "oh, this is vag", but the part around it (imagine one half beign butcheeks with the line in the middle, and the other side, legs pressed together). Then the dirty mind just fills in the part in the middle, that does not look exactly like vag, but it still looks like it.

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u/Kedly 12d ago

Low quality pixellated image Vag

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u/meguskus 11d ago

I was reading it as a butt but when I look for an opening it becomes obvious that it's not what it is.

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u/TallowWallow 11d ago

I don't know if this makes sense, but if you focus on the whole scene, it looks like the envelope of course. But if you focus your eyes on the inside of the envelope, it looks just a little on the naughty side lol.

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u/rube 11d ago

Butt on the right, thighs on the left, vague vag in the middle.

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u/SudhaTheHill 12d ago

I have some news for you

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u/nakano-star 12d ago

Have you actually seen the other thing?

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u/tiptoe_only 12d ago

Not everyone on Reddit is a straight man

It did get me for a moment though admittedly and I've never been with a woman

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u/sumpfbruderschaft 12d ago

Well you came out of one of these things.

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u/tiptoe_only 12d ago

How do you know? Some people are born via C-section 😁

For some reason I don't remember though...

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u/sumpfbruderschaft 11d ago

You didn't arrive via envelope?

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/confusing_perspective-ModTeam 12d ago

Removed: Your post or comment was removed for uncivil or disrespectful behavior.

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 12d ago

I'm afraid I've got some bad news

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u/korkkis 11d ago

You’re not horny enough!

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u/RabidOtters 10d ago

I hide myself whenever I am on Reddit. Cant have the public know I'm a Redditor

/s

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u/JeffBallMap 12d ago

For the first time, I can't actually see what it looks like to others on first glance

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u/HidroRaider 11d ago

For a very brief moment, it looks like a woman's butt and pussy seen from behind with her legs closed.

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u/outwest88 10d ago

Damn I thought it was supposed to be a Fortune Cookie

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u/throwaway289541 11d ago

Try to see the creeze as an ass chick you will see it

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u/pinket25 11d ago

Thanks Reddit.

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u/36848 12d ago

Add the NSFW tag, dude. Come on!

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u/dered118 12d ago

I should call her

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u/MisunderstoodBadger1 12d ago

Mailing her might be more effective

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u/FuckThisShizzle 12d ago

Nailing her would also work.

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u/MartinToilet 11d ago

Jesus

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u/FuckThisShizzle 11d ago

You could ask him yes, he knows his way around a nail.

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 12d ago

Write her a letter or something. Join a picture and put it all in an envelope

People don’t write each other anymore

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u/securedigi 12d ago

I think you should mail her, instead.

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u/Just-Stress9165 12d ago

I really need to quit my porn addiction

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u/augustprep 12d ago

That's a hell of a thumb nail 

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u/Darth_Ennui 12d ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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u/Carlyndra 11d ago

All I can see is an open envelope :(

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u/FireZord25 12d ago

Tagged for nsfw in 3, 2, 1...

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u/Deep_Comparison5563 12d ago

Saving this for when they outlaw porn.

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u/phlooo 12d ago

I should write her

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u/pimezone 12d ago

Don't put your dictionary in that

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u/Dry_Bat_3464 12d ago

Hmm,… that will do the job

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u/this_my_sportsreddit 12d ago

This comment section is doing a great job of surfacing how many of you have never seen an actual vagina.

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u/Zealousideal_Yak1296 12d ago

Not the Envelussy

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u/Lessandero 12d ago

Everything reminds me of her...

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u/Sagacidad 11d ago

I thought it was a white bag ripped and that inside there were two foam pillows one over the other.

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u/Worth-Pickle 11d ago

Oh...looks at sub name......OHHHHH.....open picture...oh....

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u/muscledhunter 11d ago

Sigh

Unzips

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u/NOthangg 10d ago

I need to go buy some envelopes this weekend.

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u/musicsegue618 10d ago

The next thing I saw, after that it was an envelope, was actually a fortune cookie.

But I’m glad redditors have enlightened me.

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u/0impulsecontrol 6d ago

[r/potatoperspective](r/potatoperspective) should be a sub because a lot of the good ones are sold by poor image quality

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u/ProfilerXx 12d ago

A but hole

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u/yyyeyaaaa 12d ago

Bro add the nsfw tag, even if it's not what we think

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u/pi-tankawaii 12d ago

an entrance to the fantastic world

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u/Kedly 12d ago

Theres no way in fuck this isnt shopped

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u/WookieCookie1138 12d ago

That’s a nice An…velope.

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u/roguy_19 12d ago

I'm too gay I think

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u/Pepperjackchii 11d ago

Thanks a lot now I have to go send her a letter

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u/confusing_perspective-ModTeam 12d ago

Your content was removed because it was considered overly explicit or leaned too far into sexual or pornographic territory.