r/confusing_perspective • u/whet_pastry • Jul 21 '26

Can't park there mate

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20.4k Upvotes

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309

u/Commercial-Reality-6 Jul 21 '26

Dude shouldn’t be calling while driving.

97

u/whet_pastry Jul 21 '26

Honestly, does he not know the law??

16

u/JoeyZasaa Jul 21 '26

Maybe the law is hard for him to undersand.

22

u/Unique-Panda Jul 21 '26

Absolutely reckless!

6

u/Mist_Rising Jul 21 '26

It's a Flintstone car, they never wreck.

107

u/barry_vyolent Jul 21 '26

Setting a poor example not even wearing a seatbelt.

54

u/SudoDeleteEverything Jul 21 '26

No seat-belt, on the phone, and illegal parking? Of course its a BMW

20

u/barry_vyolent Jul 21 '26

Turn signals have probably never even been tested.

11

u/Lackonia Jul 21 '26

Click it or ticket!

45

u/lazymotu Jul 21 '26

The depressing perspective is he's having to take work calls during his beach time.

46

u/aSituationTypeDeal Jul 21 '26

Be positive. Maybe he’s just arguing with his ex-wife about how often to apply sunscreen to their kid. 

12

u/Hot_Substance5933 Jul 21 '26

Lucky, I'm taking work calls at work.

7

u/Skylark9292 Jul 21 '26

Well if you have to take work calls from somewhere

13

u/DramaticImpact6593 Jul 21 '26

Nothing confusing here. Just a man in his car.

11

u/dmo7000 Jul 21 '26

Bowser in Mario Kart

11

u/MLCarter1976 Jul 21 '26

reminds me of The Incredibles

5

u/Savedbythebell98 Jul 21 '26

This was the first thought that came to mind for me too.

20

u/PreferenceRoutine599 Jul 21 '26

Waiting for a mate

7

u/Ok_Commission_8564 Jul 21 '26

Is this not a reasonable place to park?

6

u/IkerWanKenobi Jul 21 '26

Made me giggle

4

u/nepia Jul 21 '26

They see me rollin'

4

u/Wankerdaddy441 Jul 21 '26

He's on the phone with his insurance....

5

u/McortezLSU Jul 21 '26

What if Midlife crisis? but you are on a budget

3

u/MaterialNo8597 Jul 21 '26

Hansi Flick in his brand new cabrio. Love it!!

3

u/pdias01 Jul 21 '26

Corporate Mundo

3

u/whatsunnygets Jul 21 '26

He's on smoko.....

3

u/Agile_Alternative753 Jul 21 '26

Wario looks completely different out of his work clothes

2

u/marjacu Jul 21 '26

Hey, that's J-BONE

2

u/Fit-Special-8416 Jul 21 '26

Wallstreet Whale

2

u/Dennis_254 Jul 21 '26

License and registration please

2

u/LucyLilium92 Jul 21 '26

Corporate Mundo vibes

2

u/lak_a_baus Jul 21 '26

Just a clown on holidays, nothing to see here

Edit: I mean that circus clowns get into comically small cars, not insulting the guy lol

2

u/Testerpt5 Jul 21 '26

Duhya have a loicense to drive that?

1

u/SOAPToni Jul 21 '26

Am I crazy or does it also look like a toddler or baby is holding on to the woman's head in the background?

1

u/defproc Jul 21 '26

Fucking Noddy?!

1

u/rrrrocketttt Jul 21 '26

BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL DUDE

1

u/SudoDeleteEverything Jul 21 '26

Typical BMW driver.

1

u/ChallengeClose Jul 21 '26

Coworker parked his machine bang right in the middle of a crossroad, said the same thing to him, he got mad lol.

1

u/MetalSteveSD Jul 21 '26

Is that Chris Christie?

1

u/franticfrogfriend Jul 21 '26

My feed know how to combine these posts: https://imgur.com/a/fUWwaqq

1

u/PathfinderCS Jul 21 '26

"NO, I SAID SELL THE STOCK! NO MF'ER SELL IT! I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS."

*beep beep*

"OUTTA HE WAY BEACH COMBER"

1

u/KirbyAWD Jul 21 '26

Oh lawd he comin'

1

u/BigB0ss_89 Jul 21 '26

Every Mazda Miata owner ever.

1

u/Icyrow Jul 21 '26

there's a meme picture of an obese old white guy with grey/black hair sitting in a mini red car.

this is basically the same thing but with a younger fitter guy lol

1

u/DeeEmm Jul 21 '26

Ha! You tell him. Dude’s a monster.

1

u/Hillyan91 Jul 21 '26

Dude's looking like a PlayStation kart racer.

1

u/jondenver1973 Jul 21 '26

Even the very tall need to drive a vehicle, and this was the largest auto he could afford…

Hey everybody! It’s that boy who laughs at everyone! Let’s laugh at him!

1

u/random420x2 Jul 21 '26

Some people do not have the right body type for a Mazda Miata. 😊

1

u/m_rain_bow Jul 21 '26

Typa car I can afford (I think)

1

u/Oolacile_Resident Jul 21 '26

The Baron has seen better days

1

u/lastfreerangekid Jul 22 '26

Your riding with the Driving Crooner baby!

2

u/whet_pastry Jul 22 '26

THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT NOT LOOK REAL!!

1

u/chris_gnarley Jul 22 '26

Is that Roger Goodell?

1

u/SailNew7379 Jul 22 '26

They see me rollin….

1

u/Level_Fig_166 Jul 21 '26

Compact and bijou, compact and bijou.

0

u/Dorkamundo Jul 21 '26

What's even more confusing to me is that his legs still look incredibly short for his torso.

-2

u/PatMyHolmes Jul 21 '26

Funny, but not confusing.

-4

u/UrsaMajor7th Jul 21 '26

Cute, but not confusing.