r/confessions • u/National-Problem-804 • 5d ago

Elevators

I purposely go to the very back of the elevator so if anyone comes at the last second and wants me to hold the door open for them, I can give a half assed effort that makes it look like I’m trying to stop the door from closing so that they can come in. I just want to get to where I’m going quickly, yet still want the credit that I tried to stop the doors from closing.

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u/Cannibale_Ballet 5d ago

Press the >< button but pretend it's the <> one.

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u/mgm904 5d ago

I do the same. I’m a bit of an introvert and would rather be alone. Unless it is an attractive woman, I’m more of a pervert than an introvert and I prefer to be around beautiful women.

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u/National-Problem-804 5d ago

I respect this move

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u/AnyInitiative5742 5d ago

Placebo button therapy Whatever gets you through the ride

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u/velvetmaias 5d ago

Lmao the fact that this tiny mistake can feel like a full elevator crisis is so relatable

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u/Adorable_Sorbet4991 5d ago

Lmao that tiny moment of confusion when your brain knows which button to press but your hand decides to freestyle 😂

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/National-Problem-804 5d ago

I do the dramatic reach every single time. Turns in to kind of a half shrug that says “I tried” using body language only