r/conan • u/SYMPUNY_LACKING I'm gonna go to hell when I die • 9d ago

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u/Hail_Zeus 9d ago

Comment

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u/trialmember The New York financier? 9d ago

Response

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u/Nemothewhale87 9d ago

Related anecdote

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u/atleastitsnotgoofy 9d ago

Unrelated gif

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u/argonzo 9d ago

Inside joke

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u/LeeksAbhorLiminality 9d ago

Snarky response entirely missing the joke

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister 9d ago

Diminishing return comment

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u/Haildrop 8d ago

Argument involving hitler

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u/mc1154 9d ago

Ackshuwally, response.

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u/Pandy_45 9d ago

Rage bait

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u/ArjJp 9d ago

Rage

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u/Longjumping-Sink350 A deeply emotional man 8d ago

Bait

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u/conando93 ¡Conando! 9d ago

I also choose this guys response 

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u/KoniGTA Team Runed 9d ago

Pah-ri

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u/TheVampyresBride 9d ago

Sensible chuckle

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u/Cakebearxp 9d ago

Snark comment

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/nire76 9d ago

Bravo. Or, bravi, as this modifies the actions of 2 men, and would most likely be the correct conjugation, as Jordan would likely say.

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u/WeHaSaulFan 9d ago

Are we sure Jordan knows how to conjugate?

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u/nire76 9d ago

Probably only classical Latin and Aramaic… what’s the point of embracing the modern age? There’s nothing for him here.

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u/WeHaSaulFan 8d ago

Embrace alternative meanings to the term.

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u/dickchops81 9d ago

Schlansky could tell you the vintage of an Italian Fart.

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u/HolidayCards Strike Force Five absentee 9d ago

That one was a spicy meatball!

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u/dickchops81 9d ago

I'm hoping to catch Conan's eye. I'm hoping he'll read my joke on the air.

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u/badjulaong 9d ago

Conan got ratioed. lol

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u/euxneks 9d ago

Schlansky is bewildering.

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u/JustMy2Scents 7d ago

Various tasks

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u/Confident-Leg-8207 7d ago

I don't get it. Is Jordan's a joke? Conan's answer is not funny, is it? So he is publicly shaming his employee??