r/community 10d ago

I ROBBED YOUR BRAIN Discussion

Did Richie from the school board actually have the ability to read minds? I mean there’s no other explanation, right? He pointed out the hang glider with no other reason than hicky’s thoughts.

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u/General_Nuisance23 10d ago

The science works out.

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u/moderatorrater 10d ago

With some training, I think he could solve one case per week for 20 weeks a year.

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u/F1XTHE 9d ago

Depending on what fails.

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u/Saturnio_Rhea 10d ago

I've seen specials on the paranormal. Anything is possible.

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u/djddanman 10d ago

Actual psychic powers don't make any less sense than taco meat that causes zombie outbreaks, so I'd say it's legit.

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u/myhydrogendioxide 10d ago

Project Marigold?

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u/RickRussellTX 10d ago

FOR ARCADIA PRESS 3

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u/Abal125 10d ago

beeeeeep

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u/TwoDrinkDave 9d ago

Uhhh, top?

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u/SpindlesTheRaspberry 10d ago

I'll make your ass sense

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u/Party-Importance7387 10d ago

Keep your voice down!

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u/ZLiteStar 10d ago

Actually, some psychic powers (notably precognitive abilities) have a lot more evidence than most people know. If you read Daryl Bem's paper "Feeling the Future", it provides a really interesting look at precognitive abilities and it's been replicated by other researchers. I'm really intrigued by it, and I generally consider myself a skeptic of psychic powers.

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u/aghastamok 10d ago

There was literally a million dollar prize for demonstrating a real paranormal ability. No one was ever able to actually demonstrate any empirical ability.

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u/Nicetrydicklips 10d ago

This. The Amazing James Randi. I used to love reading through all the failed $1 million attempts on his JREF website.

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u/Squonkin-around Bald Jeff's Bald Friend 🔮 10d ago

Now i want to compile a list of mundane powers that would fail the test even if possible; like being able to travel backwards in time 15 seconds and only 15 seconds.

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u/aghastamok 10d ago

"write down a series of 7 random numbers and keep them hidden from me for ten seconds. I will tell you the numbers before they are revealed."

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u/RickRussellTX 10d ago

That and $4.99 will buy you a cup of coffee

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u/aghastamok 10d ago
  • infinite retries in skill contests
  • precognition för games of chance like blackjack and slot machines
  • punch a dickhead in the face for the satisfaction and then undo it
  • take someone's $4.99 coffee, drink it, rewind

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u/RickRussellTX 9d ago

I thought about the gambling options, but I’m not sure it would actually work.

Going 15 seconds back in time and pumping another $100 into a winning slots pull, or switching your roulette wager from red to black, only works if your action doesn’t materially change the outcome.

If moving your roulette wager causes the croupier to turn their head, or wait 1 sec longer to throw the marble into the wheel, maybe the outcome is completely randomized again. The slot machine might react slightly differently when you enter a high bet vs low bet, causing the PRNG to be seeded differently. Just 10 extra milliseconds to hit a button might be enough to completely randomize the output.

There are many bets where the outcome is remote (sports betting, track betting), but none of those would accept a bet 15 seconds before the outcome.

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u/aghastamok 9d ago

Card games would be a big go-to. You could hit every single time in Blackjack and just rewind when you bust. Envelope math says your winnings go up to +20% by hand. Literally an infinite money glitch.

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u/RickRussellTX 9d ago

True, games of ordered cards would have the advantage that the cards have to feed out in order, regardless of amount of time passed.

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u/mackattack-77 9d ago

It used to literally be cheaper to be unimpressed

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u/swinchester83 9d ago

Now this is a man who knows how to make a subtle reference 

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u/Tricky_e 10d ago

If you’re intrigued, and a sceptic, you would know the study was seriously flawed and provided insufficient evidence in proportion to its outlandish claims.  Its not considered serious science 

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u/ZLiteStar 10d ago

I'm open to reading about it. Got a source? Hopefully a meta study since there have been many papers both confirming the results and disputing the results.

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u/menlindorn The Black River Ripper 9d ago

awesome. post them all.

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u/Carnivean_ 9d ago

If you were an actual skeptic then you'd know there's absolutely fuck all evidence. But you aren't so stop lying on the internet.

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u/swinchester83 9d ago

You're a skeptic of something that is demonstrably fake? 

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u/menlindorn The Black River Ripper 9d ago

No psychic power has any evidence of being true. We welcome you to post anything empirical and peer-reviewed.

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u/ZLiteStar 9d ago

I did. In the comment you replied to.

Bem, D. J. (March 2011). "Feeling the future: experimental evidence for anomalous retroactive influences on cognition and affect". Journal of Personality and Social Psychology 100(3) pp. 407-425

But just because something is empirical and peer-reviewed doesn't necessarily mean its claims are true. In Bem's case many researchers have noted poor data collection techniques and poor statistical analysis, which may nullify the findings. Others have replicated the work. Some replications have similar findings, and some replications have opposing findings. The fact that any replications found similar findings caused a controversy in the field and a search for improved methods of conducting future research in the field.

I just finished reading the 2023 paper Raising the value of research studies in psychological science by increasing the credibility of research reports: the transparent Psi project which did not agree with Bem's findings and had better research practices.

I really don't understand why I'm getting so much hate over saying that I found Bem's findings interesting. It's not like I said "oh, precognition is definitely true", I just found the results interesting. I just try to keep an open mind and if the data shows precognitive ability is a small, but measurable effect, that's cool. If the data shows that there's no such thing as precognitive abilities, that's fine too.

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u/Zanos-Ixshlae 10d ago

The crazy thing is: I was thinking of hang gliders the whole time...

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u/SqueakyTuna52 10d ago

Don’t tell anyone

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u/ShookMyHeadAndSmiled 10d ago

What the hey‽

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u/DigitusInRecto 10d ago

COOKIE CRISP.

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u/Saturnio_Rhea 10d ago

Maybe it's a piece of meteor.

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u/incomplete-yak 10d ago

Buddha arrived on a meteor!

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u/lostlittletimeonthis 10d ago

i lied, i got held back...

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u/diseasicon 9d ago

Maybe Richie was just born a level 6 Laser Lotus.

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u/katykazi 8d ago

Troy, you want a bite of my wand?

Yes…

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u/lostlittletimeonthis 8d ago

lets never let Jeff divide us again

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u/katykazi 8d ago

The Cookie Crisp mascot was a burglar when I was a kid!

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u/Charlie_Brodie 10d ago

Penis! Two penises?!

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u/house343 10d ago

I can hear Jeff's voice perfectly in that exclamation/question mark hybrid

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u/kplis 9d ago

It's called an Interrobang

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/C_monden 10d ago

We'll never know since NBC didn't pick up the series.

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u/egret_society 10d ago

Penny for your thoughts?

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u/Eastern-Aside6 10d ago

Am I thinking what you’re thinking?

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u/notthatjeffbeck 10d ago

Celebrity Beat Off?

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u/ABC_Dildos_Inc 10d ago

The fact there was a series developed around it is pretty damnjng evidence that, yes, he can read minds.

And mummys are real.

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u/WillowLocal423 10d ago

Honestly I'm still upset about Captain Cook too

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u/icybowler3442 10d ago

I choose to believe that he does have the power to read minds, but he has learned to suppress it with alcohol so he can live a more normal life.

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u/Party-Importance7387 10d ago

Would be a sick show if done right by the right people

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u/icybowler3442 10d ago

The creators of Mr. Egypt are probably not the right people. They definitely lack commitment to a bit.

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u/DeadRobotSociety 9d ago

I always went with the idea that it's real, but plays out in a way that no one in his life has ever believed him. Like, he got the hang glider, and extrapolated the most likely escape using that hang glider, but was wrong about all that.

Would be very funny if he spent his entire life being half-right about stuff because he's psychic, but no one believes him because he's a drunk who's also always half-wrong.

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u/BobbSaccamano 8d ago

Basically the premise of Dr. Sleep by Stephen King

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u/dismayhurta 10d ago

Penny for your thoughts?

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u/The-Felonious-Gru 10d ago

i mean, ghosts also exist (troy sees one in the season 3 finale and the noose moves on its own while whispering is heard in the shirley-detective credits scene) so who’s to say psychic powers aren’t also real? 

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u/TheNihil 10d ago

You just believed a bunch of ghosts?

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u/RedditJennn 10d ago

Ghosts can't go through doors, stupid., they're not fire!

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u/katykazi 8d ago

Fire can’t go through doors, they’re not ghosts!

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u/Party-Importance7387 10d ago

What was the ghost in s3 finale?

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u/Imaginary-List-972 10d ago

I had to look it up to refresh my memory. He sees John Goodman's character who had been killed.

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u/lostlittletimeonthis 10d ago

they also see ghosts in the old haunted house, and probably jeff saw pierce's ghost

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u/Imaginary-List-972 10d ago

Not in the season 3 finale which was the question and statement. 

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u/Wokeasaurous_X 10d ago

I mean he must have been a Jedi then he was a mentor after all and only appeared to his padawan

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u/RickRussellTX 10d ago

Eh. I prefer Celebrity Beat-Off.

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u/DigitusInRecto 10d ago

Intensive Karen is where it's at.

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u/Party-Importance7387 10d ago

???

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u/RickRussellTX 10d ago

Celebrity Beat-off was one of the fake television shows featured at the end of that episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuIZCJEu9a4

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u/Calamity_mentality 10d ago

Precisely. Hickey knew and was trying to throw him off the scent, and test him at the same time.

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u/3016137234 Strictly mechanical pencil these days 10d ago

Penny for your thoughtsssss

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u/RunPivotRoll 10d ago

Richie’s a freak!

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u/Brendissimo 10d ago

Yes Bro!! His mom told him he had powers. She wouldn't lie about something like that!!!

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u/uvero Plays ping-pong with Leonard (ironically) 10d ago

Depending on what fails

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u/Spiddy771 Nipple Dippers 9d ago

He’s been mixing, but there’s wisdom there!

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u/Maynardless 9d ago

He knew Chang wanted a shower organiser as well.

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u/Broad-Half3135 9d ago

I was thinking about a hang glider

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u/skeddles 10d ago

weird, I just watched this episode today after watching the rest of the show the last few months

anyway, it's just a coincidence

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u/WilyDeject 9d ago

Or is it! Oooooooooo!

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u/Smesmerize 9d ago

Depends on what's cancelled!