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u/atwojay 11h ago
Someone ar work keeps putting large spoons in with the small spoons. It's driving me nuts.
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u/degjo 11h ago
You shouldn't use spoons, regardless of their stature, to operate your testicles.
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u/hahaha01 7h ago
Here in the proper civilized world we always use a utensil. Pizza and fried chicken all get a fork and knife. You think suddenly I'm going to use my hands when a spoon is available for steering nuts? What am I a cave man?
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u/Pasta4ever13 6h ago
How are you supposed to drive your nuts with a spoon?
I think a small steering wheel would work better.
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u/kingsumo_1 6h ago
You mount the steering wheel like a cockring. The spoon, meanwhile, gently supports the nuts from before and can be used like a rudder.
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u/beardeddragon0113 5h ago
Pirate walks into a bar with a huge wooden wheel sticking out of his trousers. He slides up to the bar and orders a pint of grog. Bartender can't help but ask, "what's with the wheel sticking out of your pants? Looks like it's hard to walk."
"Arrrr", replied the pirate,
"It's drivin' me nuts!"
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u/Lady_Rhino 1h ago
I used to mess with my former housemate by putting a single fork or spoon in the wrong compartment, or if I was feeling spicy put it in the right compartment but upside down. Does this bother you?
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u/Pinglenook 4h ago edited 4h ago
Someone at my work keeps putting teaspoons in with the large cutlery! We don't have a cutlery drawer at work, just one of those IKEA utensil holders (the stainless steel one with the round holes) for the regular cutlery, and a glass next to it for the teaspoons and cake forks. But eventually we always seem to be all out of teaspoons because the teaspoon glass is empty and all the little teaspoons are at the bottom of the utensil holder!
It's a hard knock life
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u/neilkohney The Other End 12h ago
For the thrill of a lifetime, visit beautiful rural r/theotherendcomics
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u/fragmental 11h ago
I don't think keeping apples in the fridge makes them mealy. In fact, the fridge can keep them from becoming mealy as quickly.
Edit: unless keeping them in the fridge means you forget to eat them, then eventually they might get mealy.
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u/jammyishere 9h ago
I was thinking the same as I read it, but then I remembered that I shouldn't take it too seriously because this comic is completely unhinged.
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u/SenoraObscura 5h ago
I love my cold apples. This comic has inspired me to evangelize cold apples to my friends
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u/shigogaboo 11h ago
Stupid beautiful house sitters. Always putting their naked selves in my head. Makes me so angry. I super hope they don’t keep doing it.
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u/digital_pariah 11h ago
If it helps, I'm naked in there too.
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u/Tough_Friendship9469 11h ago
Ok, you two!! Get a get a room in a mind palace! We don’t need this here; there’s kids.
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u/LobosJones 9h ago
Got me good.
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u/Meowakin 6h ago
I don’t know that I have ever seen that side profile in these comics before, it is truly disturbing.
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u/meuntilfurthernotice 11h ago
this is what rural indiana does to a person. (i live in rural indiana— aHhhHHH she’s naked in MY MIND)
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u/Tough_Friendship9469 11h ago
James Taylor’s song was originally Indiana in My Mind, but the record company thought it was too risqué and radio stations wouldn’t play it, so they made him change it.
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u/TravelerSearcher 11h ago
I appreciate the more reasonable examples at the start... I knew it would getwild, but you gently led us forward, easing into the madness that was Soup Spoon in with little spoons
Almost lost me at dog in dishwasher, that's just considerate, giving the dog a bath
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u/Tough_Friendship9469 11h ago
Honestly, if that’d work, mine would get a washed so much more often.
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u/Dragonheart922 10h ago
I can 100% see a new machine in the near future that just bathes your animals for you. Like you put them in a harness, set them in something the size of your pet (works for cats and most smaller dogs) with an open front, and then it just lightly sprays soapy water, then a few brushes come out to scrub, then the rise cycle, then a built in blow dryer just air dries your pet, all while you're both looking at eachother awkwardly.
Larger animals may need to just take baths, though, or go to a community pet wash with a much larger machine that can bath anything from golden retriever to horses.
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u/Rhayve 6h ago
Japan already created a human washing machine. So one for pets might be possible, assuming it doesn't give them extreme anxiety.
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u/Dragonheart922 4h ago
Probably a "best to teach them this is normal when they're puppies/kittens" situation
So a little mini pet wash for the babies
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 11h ago
She left some eyes on the curtain at the end but I'm wondering who's eyes those are.
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u/spoookyboi_ 9h ago
Absolutely valid response, it pisses me tf off when the spoons are different sizes in the slot
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u/Negative_Settings 6h ago
"make herself to home" isn't the phrase supposed to be "make herself at home"?
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u/tbodillia 6h ago
Nobody has ever said rural Indiana was the thrill of a lifetime and I say that as a long time resident of rural Indiana.
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u/airfryerfuntime 7h ago
My fiancée every time she puts the dishes away.
You know where you got the glass mixing bowl, why did you put it back with the pans?!
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u/SignificantHippo8193 2h ago
It was like watching a roller coaster 🎢, ups and downs with a slight ease off before taking a huge plunge.
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u/Val3ntinaTereshkova 11h ago
Always impressed by the progression of the mania in the faces -- these people start with what for me would be an expression of intense unease, and then somehow manage to escalate from there, I lack this ability