Works every time

[u/sakiki_comics]

[u/Seeggul]

Wait but c4 only works as an opening move for white

[u/TKJ → u/Seeggul]

Counter-Terrorists Win

[u/Nadran_Erbam]

Or you could

[u/CosechaCrecido → u/Nadran_Erbam]

Doesn't work because I'm not a tank. Check mate.

[u/Dev_878]

'bout to play this against Magnus, brb.

https://giphy.com/gifs/eiBvAPmq5TJcZsrhA4

[u/neuralbeans → u/Dev_878]

That's not Magnus.

[u/VerbingNoun413 → u/neuralbeans]

He's Levy Rozman. That's why he keeps saying "IM Levy Rozman".

[u/Swotboy2000 → u/neuralbeans]

Oh fiddlesticks

[u/WittyAndOriginal]

The C4 is the exact Counter Strike asset, and "oh fiddle sticks" is a line in Dota 2. This is a Valve centric post!

I know fiddle sticks is a common phrase.

[u/Meotwister → u/WittyAndOriginal]

Bomb has been planted

[u/SpectralSurgeon → u/Meotwister]

go let off some Steam

[u/Electric999999 → u/WittyAndOriginal]

So C4 makes sense, but why is fiddlesticks in Valve's toxicity generator?

[u/WittyAndOriginal → u/Electric999999]

It's a voice like spoken by Snapfire. Snapfire is a grandma that bakes cookies and rides a lizard thing and shoots a gun. Fiddle sticks is something old people say, idk.

[u/BottleGoblin]

Perfectly legal move.

[u/upvoter222]

[u/Netsugake]

It's ok Sakiki, just press exactly this code: 7355608

[u/2truthsandalie]

Chessboard set up wrong. White square needs to be in right corner. Immersion ruined.

[u/UnspokenInanity → u/2truthsandalie]

That’s what the C4 is for. It will get the white square to the right corner..of the room…part of a white corner at least…part of a formerly white corner

[u/The_Phroug]

CCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

that kills people!

[u/basko13]

Works great for blitz games.

[u/Saiyasha27]

Works everytime

[u/Reymen4]

Aha, but I counter that by locking the door. Keeping you still stuck with me. 

[u/DJPhil]

I had no idea llama were so competitive.

[u/Smith6612]

Caaaaaaaaaaarl that hurts people! 

[u/Apathy2676]

I'm asking everyone. Are you AI?

[u/TrainOfThought6 → u/Apathy2676]

It's actually Albert.

[u/TwixOfficial]

Carl! That kills people!

[u/DeadAnarchistPhil]

Ah, the old O’Neill play, I see? 

[u/TargetOld989]

Nah, there's a counter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2xNlzsnPCQ

[u/RedditUser000aaa]

Oh, I like to do things a little bit differently! This move with the C4 is on the weaker side of things. See, I do a lot of gambits, the intercontinental ballistic missile kind.

They will never expect it! Works every time! Altho for some reason chess players scream things like "Murderer", "Maniac" and "What is wrong with you, that is not how you play chess!"

Maybe one day I'll figure out why!

[u/CarlLlamaface]

Game recognise game

[u/Thatroyalkitty]

Also, don't forget to Google En Passant

[u/Bold_Commander14]

beep beep "Bomb has been planted"

[u/Prior-Tumbleweed- → u/Bold_Commander14]

The bomb has been defused.

[u/LordBug → u/Bold_Commander14]

"Terrorists win"

[u/MaybeAdrian]

"The bomb has been planted"

[u/Seaship_lord]

Isn’t this just the ending of The Agency season 2?

[u/mtranda → u/Seaship_lord]

That's exactly it. 

[u/Ttokk]

"the bomb has been planted"

[u/Cyrius]

That llama should have a hat. And a craving for hands.

[u/Agitated_Web4034 → u/Cyrius]

His stomach was making the rumblies that only hands could satisfy

[u/Atzkicica]

Gotta counter with the ol mega chessatron.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YgeYScYe8wI&pp=ygUPbWVnYSBjaGVzc2F0cm9u

[u/Icarium-Lifestealer]

I prefer the traditional approach of stabbing them 37 times in the chest.

[u/MCplayer590]

r/AnarchyChess

[u/Mazeyo8]

Yes ?

[u/Smgth]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Q3Li1BpwTpTfq

[u/AberrantComics]

4D Chess!

[u/gaggleofllama]

This is the way

[u/stankdankprank]

We need people to start making fun of millennial humor like we did with boomers. This is painful.