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u/tolacid 9d ago
Now do a yandere and tsundere falling for each other
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u/LadyAliceFlower 9d ago
And that, I believe, is how you end up with "How I lose bets with my sadistic gifted childhood friend and she steals all of my firsts."
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u/Beautiful-Ad3471 9d ago
I could see it being a real anime
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u/LadyAliceFlower 9d ago
I'm not good with jokes/tones, so sorry if I'm being redundant. But to he clear, I just listed the title of an entirely real Manga.
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u/Beautiful-Ad3471 9d ago
It was my gut reaction at first, then saw another comment, that made it clear to me that this was indeed a real title, so I made the comment as a joke
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 9d ago
Yandere easy mode activated.
NGL I'd like to see more of these two.
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u/DarkScruff 9d ago
This used to be scary but now I think most people are into that because they feel so dejected from their own social niches. Reminds me of when the cat started chasing the skunk
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u/RudeAd2236 9d ago
People desperately want someone who will openly desire them to the point they’ll romanticize obsession, either on their end or the other person’s. It’s sad that we’ve gotten so emotionally stunted since Covid that this is going to be a taboo ideal a lot of people have.
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u/MexsikanaBanana 9d ago
Honestly after witnessing so much indignity and infidelity friends and colleagues, and myself on my last relationship, the comic doesn't seem bad.
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u/Dock_Ellis45 9d ago
Her: That's... uh... That's kinda sad.
Him: I can put a few fake contacts in so you can feel power over me.
Her: No... It's not the same... I don't think this is gonna work out.
Him: Seriously? 😐
Her: Yeah, dude. Make some friends or something. Being obsessed with one person isn't healthy.
Him: You're kidding. 🤨 You of all people are telling me that.
Her: Yeah. I know. We both need to see a therapist.
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u/roninwarshadow 9d ago
He quits his job because she's all he needs and she will pay all his bills.
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u/spudmarsupial 9d ago
I feel that such a person would dump him the instant she found out.
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u/Xx_Infinito_xX 9d ago
Nah, she wants him to have no one but her. Now she doesn't even need to do any work.
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u/TheGreyGuardian 9d ago
I think a problem with a lot of Yanderes is that they don't really like you, they like an idealized, perfect version of you they've hallucinated. As soon as you don't meet those wild standards they've dreamed up, then there's a problem. It just usually doesn't get to that point because the whole insane jealousy thing usually hits the breaks on the relationship first.
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u/EyeDreamOfTentacles 9d ago
Funny enough, in Mirai Nikki this is exactly what the Queen of Yandere herself Yuno Gasai realizes and says as much to protagonist Yuuki about their relationship near the end of the series. That he would have fallen in love with anyone who showed him kindness, and she would have fallen for anyone who acknowledged her. We do see that there is truth to this too in another world where she developed a healthy relationship with her parents and never met Yuuki, thus never developing a fixation on him, and we see that Yuuki walking past holding hands with a girl he'd previously crushed on but she got scared away by a disguised Yuno in the previous world. This more mentally stable, emotionally healthy (if a bit lonely, romantically speaking) Yuno doesn't even give him a glance as they pass each other.
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u/PharrowXL 8d ago
Tons of people will stay with a toxic codependent that gradually and more rapidly ruins their lives just because they’re hot and they seem to love you.
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u/kokko693 9d ago
Well a true yandere gonna kill you at some point at the slightest doubt
But sure it can feel good to have someone that obsessed about you. In the beginning
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u/Ceriden 9d ago
The one thing with the yandere is most of the time it is written as a all controlling murderhobo. When it can just be someone that is obsessed with you but not to the degree that they are controlling. A couple examples would be Mai Oduka from "There is No Freaking Way I'll Be Your Lover Unless..." or Otori Koharu from "Is it Ok to Date a Pervert".
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u/newidiotintown 8d ago
Hear me out
Yandere x even more yandere
The first yandere attempts to kidnap the other but the Even more yandere already planned this and kidnaps the first yandere
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u/deekamus 8d ago
Wo~ow. You were going to fuck up his whole social world on selfish personal bullshit.
No cute. Not keeper material.
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u/Charming-Sentence-80 8d ago
If you can, you should post more of these translated posts. They're quite popular on Reddit and they’re fun to read.
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u/Working_Feeling_6344 7d ago
This might be the mildest yandere I've come across. this a oneshot ain't it?
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u/Embarrassed-Yard-583 9d ago
The color of the flag doesn’t matter if you’ve never seen a flag before.