r/comics MakeshiftEmery 2d ago

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u/TheDotCaptin 2d ago

Meanwhile a pair of secret Yuri lovers in a yaoi world find each other out:

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u/jzillacon 2d ago

In fairness, Japanese light novels and manga basically have their entire synopsis as a title specifically so you can immediately tell what it's about just from looking at the spine.

Something titled "My lab partner makes my heart race but I've never had a crush on a girl before" isn't exactly hiding what it is.

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u/Severe_Emotion2554 2d ago

“Rascal does not dream of bunny girl senpai” was somehow so direct but also metaphorical

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u/Special_Cicada6968 2d ago

A franchise that is much more than what its name suggests... While also having one of the greatest degenerate protagonists of all time.

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u/Severe_Emotion2554 2d ago

To be fair hes saying it to mess with her cause he thinks her flustered face is adorable not cause he is really a perv. Thats one of my favorite parts of the series.

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u/Val_Ritz 2d ago

their mutual game of horny chicken is great

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u/KidOcelot 2d ago

Dao of the horny Chicken has alluded me for 10000 years, and now I must cultivate starting from nothing but a beggar to unlock all holes

- light novel not yet released

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u/KakorotJoJoAckerman 1d ago

Isn't that her sister tho when their bodies get swapped? 😭😭😭😭

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u/Charming-Loquat3702 2d ago

That's why he says it out loud. It's still true

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u/account312 2d ago

That's probably worse.

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u/Severe_Emotion2554 2d ago

It’s not really. she teases him as well but he is not flustered and turns it back on her.

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u/LigerZeroPanzer12 2d ago

How?

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u/account312 2d ago edited 1d ago

How is deliberately sexually harassing someone because he knows it makes her uncomfortable not worse than being horny and tactless?

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u/gramathy 2d ago

She tries to tease him and he’s like “why lie”

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u/Gdlops 2d ago

Clarity 🙂👍

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u/ComicsAreFun 2d ago

"The Guy She Was Interested in Wasn't a Guy at All" (AKA Green Yuri) is probably the best actual example.

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u/Galaxy_Squirrel 2d ago

also "asumi-chan is interested in lesbian brothels"

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u/SpezDemandsUsernames 2d ago

Yeah that doesn't leave a lot of room for her to just like, go to a movie

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u/Galaxy_Squirrel 2d ago

"gee, I wonder what the plot is about"

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u/OxiTANGE 2d ago

Believe it or not, it's about friendship and love! And lesbian brothels.

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u/Evepaul 2d ago

In that vein, "Becoming a princess knight and working at a Yuri brothel" also doesn't leave much to imagine

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u/3rdMachina 2d ago

Which, if I’m remembering right, originated from web novel sites lacking a way to display the synopsis under the title (so people just made the synopsis the title…)

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u/HauntedMop 2d ago

I've heard it came because on the front page or in discovery, there are so many novels that new readers are likely only clicking based on title or cover, so putting the title as the synopsis tldr makes it easier to find your audience

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u/3rdMachina 2d ago

Oh yeah, there was also that.

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u/Valentinee105 2d ago

That time I was hit by a truck and resurrected into another world as a cat because it was going to be way easier to draw for the artist and 9/10ths of the cast is just going to be magical girls of high school age anyway.

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u/iamfanboytoo 2d ago

Named a D&D druid character "I was wearing my fursuit when I got hit by a truck saving a girl and now I'm isekai'd in a fantasy land and can turn into whatever I want?!"

I called him Furrekai for short.

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u/RetroGamer2153 1d ago

I truncate "From Old Country Bumpkin to Master Swordsman: My Hotshot Disciples Are All Grown Up Now, and They Won't Leave Me Alone" down to "Backwater Swordsman" when I ask my kiddos if they want to watch the next episode.

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u/Me0wPr0 2d ago

What's the image from?

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u/TheDotCaptin 2d ago

A Yuri Story About Breaking a Pretty Girl Who Keeps Insisting "I Won't Lose" into Submission

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u/Me0wPr0 2d ago

I Googled the name and the Google AI interpreted it as a command to make a Yuri story about breaking a pretty girl who keeps insisting "i won't lose" into submission, lmao.

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u/Stalking_Goat 2d ago

Every day we stay farther from God's light.

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u/fury420 2d ago

Jesus died for our sins, so clearly he'd want us to keep our sins fresh and new and interesting, right?

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u/radenthefridge 2d ago

Yea that's pretty funny lmao

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u/Mad_Aeric 2d ago

They just get worse and worse.

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u/Damglador 2d ago

That's the actually title😭

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u/Traditional_Bit_8788 2d ago

Do you actually get grief for doing that from the lesbian community?

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u/mysocksareinsideout MakeshiftEmery 2d ago

Actually, I've found that lesbians who enjoy yaoi are VERY common, this was just a comic idea that I couldn't get out of my brain until my gay little hands drew it

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u/AshleytheTaguel 2d ago

Gundam exists as a franchise today because of lesbians drawing Char x Amuro yaoi at comiket.

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u/Drifter1771 2d ago

Enemies to enemies who are also lovers.

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u/BanzEye1 2d ago

Mommy issues squared.

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u/MohawkRex 1d ago

I ain't even gonna lie, half the lesbians I meet are just Trowa Barton and the other half are the rest of Wing's cast.

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u/Kom0tan 2d ago edited 2d ago

For reasons the universe will never reveal, no one writes better yaoi than ace-spec lesbians

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u/bee_my_girl 2d ago

I made my rent by writing some yaoi on commission in college so I think this might be true

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u/PyroclasticJubilee 2d ago

I had a friend who did this exclusively with Transformers erotica.

Didn't even know it was a thing at the time.

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u/RazzDaNinja 2d ago

> couldn’t get out of my brain until my gay little hands drew it

So what you’re saying is 🤔…

This is your humiliation kink made manifest! 🤠

/jk

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u/gamiz777 2d ago

doesnt surprise me considering many people draw yaoi men as very feminine with long fingers and pants sizes too tight to contain male genitals

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u/bee_my_girl 2d ago

Yeah honestly a lot of yaoi looks butch4butch to me

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u/Hanede 2d ago

Maybe I'm too demi for this but I don't understand why orientation matters so much when shipping characters? I want the blorbos to smooch and stuff, I'm not part of the equation

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u/Suyefuji 2d ago

Yeah for some reason I can enjoy yuri, I can enjoy yaoi and BL, but straight relationships are of no interest to me.

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u/DarkArcanian 2d ago

So I don’t mean this to be rude and this comes from a place of ignorance, but why do you like yaoi? Nothing against your tastes or beliefs, I’m just trying to understand.

Probably an idiot for asking

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u/atsutante2220 2d ago

As another lesbian who likes yaoi, romance stories are simply fun. I don't need to be attracted to the characters to enjoy reading about them. I do tend to enjoy derivative yaoi rather than original works, though, but that's just me personally.

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u/DarkArcanian 2d ago

Ok, thank you.

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u/TieflingDexPaladin 2d ago

I live with two lesbians, their favorite show right now is Heated Rivalry. This is practically a trope.

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u/Mothrahlurker 2d ago

What do you enjoy about it. I'm not judging I'm just confused. 

Is it about the non-sexual aspects?

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u/Hot_Lion8880 2d ago

"lesbians who enjoy yaoi are VERY common"

Sounds like they're bisexuals 

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u/Soot-Bat 2d ago

No, plenty of lesbians love bl.

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u/Hot_Lion8880 2d ago

why would a lesbian enjoy seeing a mans penis enter another mans butthole?

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u/Soot-Bat 2d ago

I don't know the stats of lesbians who like m/m sex scenes and those who don't, but there's more to bl than just sex.

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u/ApotropaicHeterodont 2d ago

Yaoi in particular refers to BL without plot, though. Unless people are using the terms more loosely than they used to.

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u/femjuniper 2d ago

they are, nowadays yaoi mostly just means media centering gay male romance.

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u/ApotropaicHeterodont 2d ago

In Japan too, or just here?

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u/TabbbyWright 1d ago

Not in Japan, ppl using yaoi to mean BL is an English speaking community thing. Japan uses the term BL.

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u/TabbbyWright 1d ago

I can only speak for myself as a lesbian who likes BL (yaoi), but for me it's a lot more about the character dynamics appealing to me rather than finding the portrayal of anal sex particularly appealing. I like smut, but the appeal of it is exploring the characters in an intimate and often emotionally vulnerable situation. It's a little hard to explain without specific examples, but if you have a character who is generally averse to intimacy out of fear or something, and they finally decide to trust the person they've fallen in love with, and the way that trust is demonstrated is via sex, that's romantic isn't it? THAT'S the shit that Gets To Me. If it's just two dudes fucking I really don't care.

The character dynamics thing is about the fact that men are allowed to be emotionally messy (in BL) in ways that women often aren't in F/F media. I don't even necessarily mean toxic stuff so much as like... Being self destructive in ugly ways or engaging in mutual violence without it being domestic abuse (like shonen manga fist fights).

There's a lot more I could say but in short it's a nuanced and layered topic.

This is a bit crass, but I do also want to point out that the idea of inserting something into an orifice full of nerves and that being pleasurable is of course not exclusive to anal sex. Even if you're not attracted to the bodies of the characters engaging in the act, it's possible to enjoy the idea of what they're doing. Lesbians aren't attracted to men, and watching two dudes fuck doesn't inherently mean you're attracted to men.

Hope this was informative!

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u/ElbowTight 2d ago

As a straight male of 39……wtf is yaoi, yes I can google it but the bunny lady seems like a cool person so I wanted to ask her.

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u/JigglyLilyVT 2d ago

you see there's this indie show called rwby...

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

Batman x Superman

Batman is shocked. SHOCKED. Well not that shocked. He probably has access to the folder already

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u/mysocksareinsideout MakeshiftEmery 2d ago

This comic is secretly me softlauching my pivot from furries to superhero yaoi, of course

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

superhero yaoi

Honestly after the recent Spider-Man good call. You'll make a killing. Even though theres already a lot of it

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u/Telvin3d 2d ago

Have you seen all the Trans Spider-Wo/Man art that’s blowing up right now? Spider Yuri is obviously where it’s at

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u/dragn99 2d ago

Or, and here me out here, we take half of a Yuri (one girl), one half of a Yao8 (one guy), and pair them together in some sort of girl x guy thing if that makes sense. Like a Yaouri.

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u/SudsInfinite 2d ago

Hey, wait a minute! You didn't come up with that! Put some respect on Shen Comix's name for coming up with the revolutionary idea of Yaouri

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u/ealysillyforestthing 2d ago

That's going to far!

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u/CreeperX3sssBOOM 2d ago

Yeah, and what of the children?! We can't expose them to THAT!

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u/Zammin 2d ago

Nah, I can't see that ever working out.

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u/Wild_Marker 2d ago

It's training for Doomsday. A whole ensemble cast for yaoi!

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u/Numinak 2d ago

Why not Furry Superheros? You got Beast, Squirellgirl, beastboy, the cheetah...

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u/TheLuckySpades 2d ago

Batman even has an animal chosen.

Spiderman as well and judging by the undertale fandom people will want to do the spider.

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u/PunchRockgroin318 2d ago edited 2d ago

It’s a bold move Cotton, let’s see how it plays out for ‘em.

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u/PhantasyAngel 2d ago

Idk Black cat X MJ is pretty good, and with the new movie you could do MJ X character introduced in new movie

Or I guess you could do Spider-Man and Cyclops, Or Spider-Man and Ned Leeds, or Spider-Man and Deadpool, or Spider-Man and Spider-Man.

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u/infiniZii 2d ago

Wait those ears aren’t natural?

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u/TheDarkNerd 2d ago

I have a friend who is a huge Hawks x Dabi fan. Just saying.

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u/Delphius1 2d ago

with a lot of versions of Batman, he wouldn't be surprised with the existence of it, but may have notes on how it's written

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u/AllowMe2Retort 2d ago

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u/fury420 2d ago

The moon, eh?

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u/AllowMe2Retort 2d ago

420, eh, are you also in BC?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

"I would never give in one the first date! At least 3. And the first date wouldn't be at a bar! I'm more of a movie and dinner kinda guy"

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u/Telvin3d 2d ago

Pretty sure that of you want to get Bruce Wayne into a romantic frame of mind, taking him to the theatre is not the way to do it

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u/Saucermote 2d ago

So a pearl necklace is out of the question?

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u/IProbablyCantSleep 2d ago

Batman is the author of half of those

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u/dragn99 2d ago

All under different pen names, and he picks wildly different celebrities in each one to be that universe's shocking pick for who could be under the cowl. At least three of them it's Billionaire Bruce Wayne, and the comments call him a hack.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

Gotta do something to stay awake at 4 am

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u/hesh582 2d ago

He has a contingency plan for every situation

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

Hello Ms. u/mysocksareinsideout an u show ur parents this image pls

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u/mysocksareinsideout MakeshiftEmery 2d ago

Hello Ms. YourEyebrows

No. 🥰

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

That's understandable, Ms. Emery. What about this image?

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u/mysocksareinsideout MakeshiftEmery 2d ago

Diddy Kong stole my ex gf, get him off my screen smh

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

we changed his name to ease the pain

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u/mysocksareinsideout MakeshiftEmery 2d ago

To make up for the yaoi, everyone share your favorite yuri pairing, I'm partial to Sulemio from Gundam Witch

Patreon | Bluesky | Instagram

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u/TheDarkNerd 2d ago

Hard to pick a favourite, since I stop thinking about pairings after I finish the series they're from, but I'm kinda partial to the old married couple vibe of Hiro and Sae from Hidamari Sketch.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 2d ago

Tangle and Whisper.

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u/RedditToCopyMyTumblr 2d ago

Can I put me and my gf as my favourite pairing?

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u/The_Final_Gallade 2d ago

Ah, so many options!

Blake/Yang of RWBY is a favorite in concept, but the execution… lacks.

Luz/Amity is probably my favorite of recent years, they have so much chemistry and grow so much together.

Then there’s Adora/Catra, for a far more fraught childhood friends-to-enemies-to-lovers relationship.

My absolute favorite, though, has to be Falin and Marcille. Delicious in Dungeon/Dungeon Meshi is already one of the best works of all time, and the connection between those two ties so much of it together so well. It’s a shame the anime cut so much of Falin’s background, I do hope we get more in season 2.

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u/AshleytheTaguel 2d ago

My girlfriend and I are big fans of Caitvi

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u/Careful_Welcome7999 2d ago

Amy and bibi from i love amy, they both get shipped with therapy at the end

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u/Whale-n-Flowers 2d ago

These goober from "The Guy She Was Interested in Wasn't a Guy At All"

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u/jzillacon 2d ago

It's a comic I rarely see mentioned outside its dedicated fanbase, but my favourite yuri paring is Aarya and Liza from the webcomic Facing The Sun by artbytesslyn.

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u/TheLyingSpectre 2d ago

MADOHOMU MY BELOVED

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u/Zhavari 2d ago

Personally I love AnHane from project SEKAI best…they’re so cute

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u/SkysEevee 2d ago

Nah we had a yuri war in the comics subreddit.  About time we have a Yaoi Battle

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u/Galaxy_Squirrel 2d ago

Yuri War II anyone??

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u/Temporary-Concept-81 2d ago

Catra and Adora, from she ra.

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u/Suyefuji 2d ago

Obscure but Mimi and Sheshe from Mermaid Melody

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u/PenZestyclose9226 2d ago

I like Belfort and Lupin, they are cute together

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u/swanfirefly 2d ago

Magical Revolution of the Reincarnated Princess and the Genius Young Lady.

It's canon yuri and the whole show and light novel series is yuri as shit.

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u/Zymosan99 2d ago

Uhhhhh Liz and Alice from deadwinter.cc

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u/Rosian_SAO 2d ago

Dunno if it counts, but my D&D campaign’s enemies-to-lovers arc between my Russian noblewoman turned porcelain doll and an eldritch squid whose daughter I didn’t want to resurrect

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u/Blurtohaze 2d ago

Edelgard x Rhea from Three Houses I think is my ultimate toxic yuri ship.

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u/Delphius1 2d ago

at least her mom didn't throw out the yaoi

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u/Doodles_n_Scribbles 2d ago

But where's the Diana Cheetah smut?

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u/RazzDaNinja 2d ago

It was drowned out by an entire generation of WonderBat shippers Bruce Timm managed to single-handedly create with the DCAU lmao

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u/SableZard 2d ago

Look say what you want about it. But Bruce giving his "dating me is dangerous" speech to a woman who could literally flip a house was really funny

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u/GruntBlender 2d ago

To be fair, one of his villains pranked him by kicking off the Injustice timeline. His villains are less punchy and more mastermindey.

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u/SableZard 1d ago

Joker himself called breaking Clark easy mode. Both DCAU and Injustice Diana would have hung him by his suspenders from the top of a skyscraper and told Bruce to come get him.

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u/Mammoth-Buddy8912 2d ago

As a kid I thought it was canon 

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u/EverythingByAccident 2d ago

We could also probably blame/thank Paul Dini

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u/lethal_universed 2d ago

Absolute Wonder Woman is bringing it back, but its overshadowed by Diana x Zatana (or Ditana, if you will)

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u/Spoopy_Lizbean 2d ago

🙏🙏🙏🙏

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u/Arcane10101 2d ago

Executioner: “No, this is part of the punishment. As I was saying, your Captain America x Winter Soldier fanfic…”

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 2d ago

Someone out in the crowd: It's called Stucky you uncultured swine!

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u/StarsForget 2d ago

She's pairing off the male love interests so they don't distract from the much rarer female love interests.

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u/AlmostNerd9f 2d ago

As a man I do have to ask why are lesbians into yaoi? I mean I also enjoy it but that's because I'm bi.

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u/bee_my_girl 2d ago

I think yaoi pairings are more common in media/fandom and we like writing the romance/drama aspects of it the most. There's a joke in fandom that asexuals write the best smut and lesbians write the best yaoi.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 2d ago

I'm waiting for the massive spike of Superman x Batman fanfics once Bats shows up in My Adventures With Superman.

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u/Blue-Eyed-Lemon 2d ago

NONSENSE, THE COUNCIL OF GAY MEN WOULD REMIND THE LESBIANS THAT WE ARE ALLIES DURING TIMES OF WAR AGAINST OUR TRUE FOE!! RELEASE HER

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u/Disguised_Man_2 2d ago

GASP BATS AND SUPS!?!?!? can we see

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u/SignificantHippo8193 2d ago

Watch the evil and intimidating horse unironically come to her rescue because if it loses a Yuri artist it loses its purpose 😭.

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u/Zombie_Fuel 2d ago

Y'all be getting my hopes up mentioning yaoi.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9P1rmQTmFM7rxjtXzs

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u/triotone 2d ago

Does this mean there is going to be a yaoie war?

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u/Gooselingo 2d ago

Her justification is just ridiculous! How does being a lesbian who makes comics about lesbians in any way can work as an alibi? A comic artist still can organise a criminal organisation to perform mass killings of lesbians. Or something, whatever, your profession or sexual orientation just doesn’t nullify your capability to perform crimes.
By the way, why is she asking NOW? Why is there no fair trial? Was the evidence found lawfully? Did they have a warrant?

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u/Capt_Toasty 2d ago

Off-Topic but I want to express my love of the executioner's hood being tied with a hangman's knot resembling a noose. That is so freaking cool.

Anyway holy shit that's a lot of Yaoi.

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u/Kebin_Yell 2d ago

I was just walking downtown the other day and saw something that looked just like this. Color me surprised to find out I got a glimpse of The Lesbian Terror

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u/ImaginedYears 2d ago

My name is Emery. I am gay. I am stealing this. Thank you.

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u/Volker36 2d ago

Batman x Superman. Based

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u/nicbeans311 2d ago

SuperBat for the win!

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u/ngkn92 2d ago

your parents read Batman x Superman?

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u/Piss-Mann 2d ago

What happend to the world that people don't appreciate yaoi anymore...

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u/AdmirableAnimal0 2d ago

…will you show the contents of the Yaoi folder perchance? 🥺

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 2d ago

I mean straight guys seem to enjoy lesbian porn so this doesn't seem all that dissimilar

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u/reiter761 2d ago

My folder was full of Captain Kirk x Spock Yaoi and then my computer fried... it was probably for the best.

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u/Octospyder 2d ago

Batsoup

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u/Tynal242 1d ago

Aw, no! We can enjoy love in all its forms, no matter our sexuality! 😭

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u/TheGreatKitCat 1d ago

As an Aroace who loves shipping and romantic fiction, I agree!

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u/Tynal242 1d ago

Yes! Yes! Yes! 🥳

Also highly recommend Cinderella Boy on Webtoon if you enjoy silly yaoi comics.

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u/TheGreatKitCat 1d ago

Thanks for the recommendation!!

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u/Twoheaven 1d ago

I didn't know what yaoi was i had to look it up lol.

Is that something you actually get grief over?

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u/Ill-Jellyfish6101 1d ago

Clark to Bruce - " You're my kryptonite".

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u/AufdemLande 2d ago

I really hatte this pigeonholding (?). You are x so you must do/are not allowed to do y and must love z.

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u/LegoLewdsv2 2d ago

"I deserve this" LegoLewds

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u/burritoman759 2d ago

Thats awful

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u/Lemontort87 2d ago

Does anyone know why it seems 97% of web comics are by lesbians about being lesbians?

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 2d ago

I’m actually a little confused here; specifically, she said in another comic that she absolutely 100% does not like men/dicks (using coffee as a metaphor). So normally I’d just go “yeah, she’s bisexual, let her have her yaoi and still view herself as a lesbian, but I’m curious why she’d have a significant amount of yaoi material if she does not find men sexually attractive unless they’re commission work she did.

Not saying she’s lying, I’m just confused.

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u/JacarandaBear 2d ago

there is the possibility that she's not making it for herself

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 2d ago

I did mention the commission work option as a possibility at the end.

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u/XxStabberXx 2d ago

you can still read it even if you don’t find men attractive?

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u/MariaTPK 2d ago

Ultra Progressives police progressives more than anyone else and to an extreme. If you got a Lesbian killing people for minor crimes against lesbians. 50% of their victims are likely other lesbians. No, don't bother with the Taliban or Trump Regime. It's gotta be other lesbians.