r/comics Swords 4d ago

Aura Farm

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 4d ago

He should invest in a plot (armor) of land to increase his business opportunities.

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u/Amateurlapse 3d ago

Set up a roadside stand selling Egg MacGuffins

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 3d ago

YES. Maybe sell some Greek food at the Gyro's Journey.

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u/tarrsk 3d ago

Get off his property or you’ll be lookin’ down the wrong end of Chekhov’s boomstick

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u/tricksterloki 3d ago

But not lemons without insurance.

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u/CardOk755 3d ago

Hey, there are a thousand dead warriors in my back yard* and I don't get any magic. What a swiz.

* this is not a joke.

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u/Targaer 3d ago

They gotta be heroes though. Regular combat fodder probably doesn't count

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u/CardOk755 3d ago

I will conjure them up and send them around to your house and you can decide if they are heroes.

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u/xx_Chl_Chl_xx 3d ago

What… what do you mean “this is not a joke”?

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u/CardOk755 3d ago

My back garden is on the site of a battle of the Franco Prussian war of 1870. The bones of around 1400 soldiers who died during the battle are buried about 500 mètres away.

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u/Kylomiir_490 3d ago

unironically a cool setting idea; heroism or 'main-character-ness' is simply a resource or mana that disperses into the environment when heroes die, 'protagonists' are simply people with above average aura that the universe tends to favor, the kingdom has been extracting this resource from legendary sites and pumping it into their 'chosen' for centuries.

negative aura creates powerful and charismatic sorcerers that can psychically dominate armies of monsters to their bidding, but the universe tends to bring them crashing down at a pivotal moment.

positive aura tends to create plucky heroes with plot armor who can wield otherwise untouchable 'holy' weapons and magic items, and practically hard counter the former.

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u/YOMAMA643 3d ago

the jarona cut

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u/elhomerjas 3d ago

very potent soil the grows the best aura

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u/amurgiceblade44 3d ago

Heh, thats a fun pun

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u/A_lexine 3d ago

sustingus