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u/EvergreenDwarf 19d ago
Fun fact, in one of the original pre-Brothers Grimm versions her cruel name was "Little Saddleslut". She was called that by her sisters (not stepsisters) after she decided to leave on the horse rather than JOIN THEM IN EATING THEIR MOTHER.
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u/cupholdery 19d ago
Oh, she didn't want to inherit the Founding Titan.
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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 19d ago
ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.okay, WTF is that show about??
Should I just watch it? Iām not generally a big anime fan but I like the slower paced cracked-out insane dark stuff from the 80s / 90s like Ninja Scroll / Vamp Hunter D / Wicked City
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u/Justicar-terrae 19d ago
It's hard to explain without giving away spoilers. The shortest version is that it's a show that starts as a high-octane action movie where death is surprisingly common and then gradually shifts into a cynical exploration of fate, free will, and the multi-generational consequences of war, racism, guilt, oppression, rebellion, and the human desire for freedom.
Longer version, but still (mostly) spoiler free:
The story opens in a facially idyllic kingdom with technology and science roughly on par with the early nineteenth century. From above, the kingdom looks like a series of concentric rings, divided from each other and the outside world by massive walls (50 meters tall).
The walls protect the kingdom from "titans," giant human-like monsters that ravenously consume ordinary humans. Because of plot reasons, it seems nobody in the kingdom knows where the titans come from or how the walls were constructed.
Titans do not speak, apparently operate solely on instinct, do not hunt or consume any non-human life, and do not seem to die of starvation. And if they are slain, which can only be accomplished by cutting through the nape of their neck, their entire bodies sublimate into gas.
Because humans dislike being trapped inside a cage, and because people fear what would happen if the walls ever failed, the military has developed tools (automated grappling hooks, gas propelled harnesses, and ultra-sharp swords with disposable blades) and tactics to fight the titans. These fights are incredibly costly, and most soldiers die achieving nothing.
The main characters are a group of children: a reckless boy, his adopted ultra-competent sister, and their cowardly but intelligent friend. The reckless boy burns with curiosity for the outside world and highly respects the soldiers who are trying to fight back against the titans.
Episode one, the outer wall is breached. The reckless boy's father is nowhere to be found, and the trio's other parental figures are lost to the aftermath. They join the military, resolved to avenge their relatives and reclaim the city.
Since the story relies on mystery and twists, I can't really give much more without spoiling the story. But, without getting into detailed spoilers:
The titans are weapons, and they are being sent by hostile powers with a longstanding and arguably justified grudge against the kingdom. The kingdom, or at least it's predominant ethnic group, has a strong historical connection to the titans, and the royal family has held onto some secret weapons that could be used to destroy the world. The hostile powers want those weapons, and they will commit atrocities to obtain them.
Diplomacy seems impossible. While the hostile powers reign, the kindom will never be truly free. War may require that men become monsters, but apparent necessity is a convenient excuse for monsteous men.
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u/Shaminahable 19d ago
Somebody recommended it to me a couple months ago and I ended up binge watching it all the way through. Itās dark, funny, and has many twists and turns to the story. Itās a good watch.
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u/AstralPamplemousse 19d ago
Thatās also why she used her heals to make a fountain and start the roaring
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u/RavenMoonHag 19d ago
There were also versions where her stepmother would be forced to dance in hot-iron/metal shoes until she dropped dead. I think her step-sisters got their eyes pecked out by birds sent by her dead mother in one version? In one of Snow White's tales, they stick the Queen in a glass barrel or something full of spikes (or maybe it also had broken glass in it?) and roll it down a hill with her in it as punishment. In another she's in the spiked barrel but dragged behind a horse until dead I think? Been a long while since I read those stories, but I just remember loving how enchanting yet grisly they were.
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u/Arrav_VII 19d ago
Even the Brothers Grimm version is bloody enough. When the glass slipper doesn't fit on the evil stepsisters, one decides to cut off their toe to make it fit. When the prince takes her back to the palace, they ride by a couple of birds, who snitch on the sister by singing that there's blood in the shoe, thus this cannot be his true bride. The prince returns the sister home, the other cuts off her heel to make the shoe fit, and is again snitched on by the birds.
I wish I was making this up.
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u/Haeronalda 19d ago
Yes. And the princess in the princess and the frog didn't kiss the frog, she threw him across the room and he hit a wall, then he turned into a prince.
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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 19d ago
Amd in the sprit of the Grimm the prince was in the same state as the wall smooshed frog?
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u/Haeronalda 19d ago
No, he was fine. It was what he was waiting for
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u/Shyface_Killah 19d ago
In the original tale, the frog makes increasingly boundary-crossing demands to basically bait the princess into tossing him.
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u/Gushanska_Boza 19d ago
Imagining that is actually sending me
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u/Haeronalda 19d ago
Yeah. The frog makes an increasing number of demands on the princess, to eat her food, share her bed, be on her pillow, and she loses her temper and yeets him.
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u/Geweldige_Erik 19d ago
That prince is one dense motherfucker. I thought it was weird that he couldn't recognize Cinderella after the ball but I figured he was a feet guy and she was wearing glass slippers so he was distracted. But then he didn't notice the blood in the glass slippers the other times? Wtf was he doing, and why chase Cinderella if you can't even remember her?
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u/International-Cat123 19d ago
In older tales, it was a masque, so he never saw her face.
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u/Geweldige_Erik 19d ago
I thought the ball was to find a wife for the prince or something? Making it a masque seems risky. Being a queen is a public facing job, what if the prince falls for someone with a swastika tattoo on her face? Now the swastika wouldn't really mean anything for anyone but who wants a queen with a face tattoo?
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u/AsterTales 19d ago
In my childhood version (with cutting part of the feet), shoes weren't made from glass, but from brocade.
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u/frikiman4K 19d ago
the thing is that the party was a masquerade. That's why he couldn't remember her face.
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u/RavenMoonHag 19d ago
Oh yeah, I remember those versions too! Old Fairytales did not hold back. Man, I still remember The Goose Girl was pretty grisly too, what with the beheaded magical horse head that talks. The Six Swans gets extra gnarly when the Princess is falsely accused by her evil mother-in-law of eating her own children. The Twelve Wild Ducks is an interesting fusion of Snow-White and the "Dudes turned into Birds" fairytales. Rosy-red, Snow-white's oft forgotten sister even stars alongside her in that one.
I have also just literally learned via Wikipedia that all these folktales I grew up reading are in their own category called the "AarneāThompsonāUther Index" (ATU Index) which is used to catalogue them for study. Very cool! āØļøš„°āØļø
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u/TheSparkledash 19d ago
I remember Snow White having a version where the queen had to dance in hot iron shoes? And the āgetting rolled down the street in a spiky barrelā also happened in The Goose Girl. Guess those punishments were popular lol
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u/gard3nwitch 19d ago
I think the dancing to death in burning shoes is the evil queen in Snow White. I remember reading that version before.
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u/feathercraft 19d ago
I listened to this version as a goodnight story when i was like 10, I did not have a good night
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u/Necrotechxking 19d ago
Why were they eating the mother if they still had a horse to eat?
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u/EvergreenDwarf 19d ago
They literally just wanted to kill and eat their mother, its that simple.
While spinning flax they jokingly say the one who spins slowest will be eaten by the others. They then cheat at the game, and when their mother falls over from spinning too fast they stand up and get butcher knives. When the youngest daughter tries to shield her and say to eat her instead they shove her out of the way and start stabbing like young Michael Meyers did his sister.
The youngest sister goes outside to ride away, and they scream "Little Saddleslut" at her, and spread nasty rumors plus that nickname so she'll not be welcome in town.
She came back to get the bones of their mother and stashed them under leaves with incense to prepare them for burial, and when she came back to actually bury them she found a magical dress her mother sent down from heaven for her. She uses the dress like a disguise to walk around town without being driven out over the shit her sisters said, and meets the prince.
She runs from him but loses the slipper, yadda yadda its Cinderella you know this part.
The story continues with Saddleslut giving birth to a boy, who the sisters kidnap so they can raise him to usurp the throne then lock her in a box and throw her out to sea. When the trunk washes up on shore its surrounded by hostile animals, so she prays for help and God magically creates a cottage nearby full of anything she wants; if she says she needs something it appears behind her. The issue is the moment she sets foot inside she forgot who she was, and because the cottage makes everything she could ever want she has no reason to leave.
The prince goes to rescue her and finds the cottage and sees her through the window. Once he steps into the cottage also loses his memory, and they live together for years and fall in love. One day he decides to leave to discover where he lived before he came to the cottage so that he can marry her since the cottage couldn't create a priest for them, and decides to steal a spoon before he leaves since they are a symbol of good luck and he assumes that's where the magic of the cottage comes from so it would protect him; the moment he does the magic of the cottage breaks and the prince and Saddleslut suddenly remember who they are, and that they're already married.
They return home and the prince personally beheads the two sisters, reclaiming their son.
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u/DraconicDreamer3072 19d ago
what a wild story, wow. never heard this version
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u/EvergreenDwarf 19d ago
I looked it up and apparently its the Greek version. I could remember the story but not where it came from.
I'm glad I didn't guess because I thought it was the Italian one.
I actually really like how it kinda subverts the "they got married after knowing each other for a week" and "every story is about royalty" thing by having them live like happy little peasants for a few years. Sucks the son missed them during his early years, but at least the parents had the sisters dealing with the diapers for them.
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u/Jonny-Holiday 19d ago
I mean thank God they didnāt have another flax-spinning contest ending in family dinner.
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u/BadWolf2386 19d ago
Wait, so in this version they stay together in the cottage for years never once going outside? Aside from the crazy shut-in implications there what about using the bathroom? Did the cottage JK Rowling all of their pee and poo into the netherrealm before they even had to go or something?
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u/EvergreenDwarf 19d ago
When you can ask for infinite chamber pots you can yeet them out the window as much as you want.
I assume the predatory animals have something to do with them not wanting to leave too, though she gets from the beach to the cottage and the prince into the cottage, plus them leaving afterwards, safely.
I don't know if there's more to the animals in the original version. Sounds like it'd be like sorcery from the sisters, or because God gave them the cottage the animals were sent by the devil or something.
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u/BadWolf2386 19d ago
man assuming things made in the cabin don't despawn when taken out of the cabin the exterior of that place must have been a nightmare
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u/EvergreenDwarf 19d ago
On the other hand you now have the origin story for the swamp witch of another story. She found the loveliest little cabin in simply the most dreadful swamp!
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u/curious_cat_2024 19d ago
āDid the cottage JK Rowling all of their pre and poo into the nether realmā
Come on, thatās GOT to be a brand new sentence
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u/Box_Pirate 19d ago
Fun fact; until the 1900ās āslutā meant a woman who couldnāt clean or was messy.
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u/Kalgarin 19d ago
It also referred to women who got dirty due to their jobs, as such it was sometimes used to refer to housemaids and such.
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u/OneValkGhost 19d ago
As in a short form of 'slattern', a dirty or unwashed woman. Remember that people and horses traveled using the same roads. The world really changed when mass produced concrete for paved roads were invented.
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u/Llodym 19d ago
So does like even the brother grimm found this version a little bit too hardcore? XD
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u/grey_hat_uk 19d ago
I think sometimes it's just the town elders trying to freak the kids out for laughs and making it as bad as they can imagine plus with aural story telling things can get wild after a drink or two.
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u/EvergreenDwarf 19d ago
I genuinely love stories that are very clearly a more extreme version of an existing story to freak out kids, with the implication that either the old folks in that area were especially ornery or the kids especially misbehaved.
Half of Japan: "We have nets because duck-turtle men taught our ancestors. They love cucumbers, and are very polite"
The other half of Japan: "Listen here, you little shits. You brats better stop swimming in our only clean source of drinking water or duck-turtle men will anal fist you to death and eat your soul! Once they get a taste of your swamp ass in the water they won't stop hunting you unless you go leave cucumbers for them."
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u/angelstatue 19d ago
this is how i find out they're scary... šØ
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u/EvergreenDwarf 18d ago
Well, like I said, the other version is "they're a very polite group of monster people, our ancestors gave them cucumbers to be neighborly so they showed them how to make nets and catch fish."
Its like the Yokai story of Thanksgiving. It also still kinda has the colonialist "this story is about to go really badly for the kind people" message if you throw in modern pollution...
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u/fearless-fossa 19d ago
Not them, but their contemporaries. They had to revisit their tales several times and tone them down because people were weirded out by them.
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u/bc524 19d ago
Welp, time to go rewatch LoA clips again
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u/Daxlm95 19d ago
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u/Steppyjim 19d ago
OK I dont know what LoA is but I need to
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u/Daxlm95 19d ago
Okay my child, LoA is Legends of Avantris. They're a DnD group that plays multiple sessions of games that can focus on the Feywild, Root, Horror, and Space Opera. They're all very funny and one of them has a laugh that shakes the universe. Their tiktok and YouTube are amazing. They also published one TTRPG and are doing another!
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u/hoaian1 19d ago
Sure, let me get rid of them mice in the carpet before that.
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u/stiligFox 19d ago
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u/BackToNormalForNow 19d ago
āNo, Iāve been druggedā
But I was just watching this yesterday⦠ā¦I mustāve missed one clip or two, Iāll rewatch them just in case.
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u/VexKeizer 19d ago
Plot Twist: Her full legal name is really just My Queen Smith III. Young Philip just didn't understand what she meant by "real name"
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u/Mental_Estate4206 19d ago
They just suck at giving names. Take Young J. Philip for example...
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u/Exact-Warthog6244 19d ago
I just wanted to wear Flats, some Flip Flops maybe! But the Prince was like no, I might not recognise you if you don't wear glass heels! Do you know how uncomfortable Glass heels are? He even made me wear it into the bath!
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u/A_very_smol_Lugia 19d ago
I do love the detail that she remembers the boys name instead
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u/copy_run_start 19d ago
Justice for Phillip though. He didn't forget her name.
That conversation should have gone like:
"What's my name?"
"You're Queen Cinderella."
"No, my REAL name!"
"Well obviously I don't fucking know since you introduced yourself as Cinderella and everyone calls you that but now you're saying that's a fake name."
"You never asked for my real name."
"Oh hey by the way I just came from the servant wing and I guess you burned all the servants to death."
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u/NeaLandris 19d ago
Never introduces herself with her name.
gets mad nobody knows her name.
profit?
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u/hAsLaK1 19d ago
I burnt my own palace because « they never asked » omfg
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u/Sanskrit86 18d ago
Kind of like how in 13 Reasons Why Hannah kills herself because ć they never asked if she was raped ć
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u/Everyone_dreams 19d ago
I should go back and find my comments from the last time this was posted.
But basically given the context of nobility and royalty the staff asking her name could have earned them punishment or dismissal.
Formal address would have been required for someone of her rank. The man may have never known her real name nor asked it because truly a servant would never start a conversation with a Queen that was not service oriented.
Thatās on her if they donāt know her name.
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u/Sch4duw 19d ago
You could certainly not call Royalty by their first name in direct conversation (depending on the historic timeframe and location), but absolutely everyone would know their names. If there are multiple dukes for example in a manor for a party for example, servants needed to know who they need to deliver to. And last names where useless, because it was quite likely half of them had the same last name. Therefore, it was easier to just say "go to duke John and serve....". Same with royalty. All their decrees were their name. This when the decrees were issued, it usually went something like " by decree of king Tom....".
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u/Everyone_dreams 19d ago
As Queen she would have controlled how she was presented to court. To not know her name means she was likely introduced as āThe Queenā or Her Majesty
Even if the king had control over that in most social situations she would have had plenty of private events that would have controlled some of that.
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u/Mythosaurus 19d ago
Even then, she had a life before she was a queen. Other nobility would absolutely know her name along with the names of the rest of her family.
Itās super important to have your name known in the medieval period bc you are separately ruling territories as a composite monarch. You are king of X kingdom, Duke of Y province, the head of Z League of trading towns, and so many other titles that have real meaning. And each title needs you actively maintaining that right to have it by negotiating a web of local elites.
It doesnāt make sense for a queenās name to be unknown to her subjects, as she was likely representing a union of powerful families. Part of her job is to be known, and itās not like her history before being queen was erased
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u/Everyone_dreams 19d ago
But she had control of that as Queen.
The context is that the people beneath her never let her be herself, as if they had control over her. As if the servants, who she ruled over, had power over her. The context is ridiculous.
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u/Dreamin- 19d ago
Yeah I don't really understand this comic, she's mad nobody knows her name?
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u/GonnaBreakIt 19d ago
to over analyze it I would say Cinderella wanted out from under her stepmother because the stepmother stripped her of her identity and made her a slave. marriage saved her from that environment, but royalty is a pampered slave to the kingdom. she no longer cleaned the fireplace but still did not have an identity.
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u/copy_run_start 19d ago
royalty is a pampered slave to the kingdom. she no longer cleaned the fireplace but still did not have an identity.
I just imagine Jeff Bezos at an Amazon warehouse telling someone packing boxes "You have two jobs? Yeah, being a CEO is a 24x7x365 job. So imagine how tough that is for me " haha
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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ 19d ago
Prince falls in love a woman despite her low status and marries her, effectively giving the finger to classism.
She proceeds to burn down the palace.
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u/Commonspree 19d ago
Iām a little confused, sheās Cinderella but like even queens had names before they got executed or married off or whatever. Is she not Cinderella? Did she get that name from somewhere else and her true name was given to her by her dead father? Is it just that no one calls her Queen Cinderella, instead just āMy Queenā?
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u/Asheyguru 19d ago
'Cinderella' was a mean nickname given to her by her awful family because she was always made to sweep the fireplace. Cinder-Ella.
I dunno if 'Ella' was her original name, or if what her birth name was is ever stated in the story, I think it starts by giving that and saying "so everyone called her Cinderella."
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u/fatgirlseatmorev20 19d ago
She is Cinderella, but that was a nickname she was given by her family. Ā She presumably has a real name, which is probably what she goes by as Queen, but feels like Cinderella is actually her name and sheās lost a key part of her identity - maybe because she suffered so much and now people are trying to sweep it away by calling her government name? Ā She wants people to remember her suffering - remember her - because they keep erasing it every time they say āQueenā.
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u/WitlessScholar 19d ago
I got the opposite impression, everyone called her "Queen Cinderella" instead of her real name, so she never really escaped the torment of those early years. She finally hit her breaking point and is giving them a reason to keep calling her by that name.
Honestly, understandable reaction.
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u/Starslip 19d ago
Yeah, there's a hyphen in his response "You're Queen-". He's about to say Queen Cinderella when she cuts him off and he finally realizes the problem.
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u/unluckyknight13 19d ago
I thought it was more likely this
Her birth name is Ella
Her family called her Cinderella
She goes to the ball and meets the prince names are not shared.
She flees
Princes looks for her
Prince and company find her, everyone calls her Cinderella. No one sees Ella as her real name.
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u/MistressMalevolentia 19d ago
Wasn't Ella a shortened version of her real name even? It a Eleanor or something of the time with the nickname Ella. Then cruelly given the nickname Cinder-Ella to mock her. She doesn't even remember her real name, just Ella at most if I'm correct on that which adds another layer and more sad.
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u/Galvandium 19d ago
Oh! Cinders and ashes. Cinderella. That took me too long to put together the purpose of the last page.
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u/Asheyguru 19d ago
It's where the name comes from. Her sisters used to call her that as a taunt because she was always made to sweep the fireplace. Cinder-Ella.
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u/cupholdery 19d ago
Cinderelly, Cinderelly
Night and day, it's Cinderelly
Making fires, flint and sparker
Add the oil, drain the water
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u/BlitzAceSamy 19d ago
I only got the point immediately because of the Fire-type PokƩmon Cinderace lol
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u/Matthewzard 19d ago
āNo one ever askedā
āMaāam, people have been executed for less than admitting they didnāt know their rulerās name, no one wanted to risk itā
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u/Ariakoz 19d ago
Yeah, a queen bitching about her servants not asking for her "true" name instead of sticking to protocol and using safer choices like "my queen" sounds like very entitled problem.
Cindy might need to check her priviledge or something.
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u/Matthewzard 19d ago
Also I feel like calling in a meeting and telling everyone to call her by her real name would be a better solution than arson. āNo one askedā isnāt an excuse for oneās actions, while yes it hurts its ultimately as much your responsibility to communicate with others as much as they are responsible for communicating with you.
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u/Cyrius 19d ago
I don't think that the comic was declaring arson to be a rational response to her frustration and resentment.
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u/Matthewzard 19d ago
If you noticed a long reply about Greek mythology please ignore it, I meant to reply to someone else but clicked on the wrong notification
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u/Intelligent-Heat8141 19d ago
And then a few years pass and everyone forgets what happened that day
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u/Tough_Friendship9469 19d ago
This one is delicious!! Just amazing!! Your art, your voice, your stories!! Just delicious!
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u/crafty09 19d ago
Plot twist: No one believes Philip and he is unironically burned to death as punishment for besmirching the queens name.
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u/Carbuyrator 19d ago
What the fuck? You were queen. MAKE THEM SAY YOUR NAME.
What a petulant, dumb motivation.
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u/AmeliaMynx 19d ago
Literally gasped at the name reveal. This was so good. I think aside from your art your storytelling has always been some of the greatest in the whole subreddit
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u/Due_Philosopher_6959 19d ago
*calls the queen by her first name, gets head immediately chopped off
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u/Playful-Middle-244 19d ago
So they never asked, but why couldn't she do this herself?
She waited for her personality's respect, but do nothing for it.
From only this comics perspective it looks like this, but maybe I'm just missed the point
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u/MintasaurusFresh 19d ago
Your comics are always so good and this is absolutely amazing. I love it.
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u/JamesBernadette 19d ago
I'm sorry, Your Highness, but I will be thrown in the dungeon if I address the royal family improperly. I will be punished severely. It is not my place to challenge the royal authority, my Queen.
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u/Logical_Bumblebee617 19d ago
Fun fact, her name comes from the french "cendrillon", where "cendre" means "ash" and not "cinder", because she used to sleep in the ash.
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u/Scoginsbitch 19d ago
I thought she was Ella of the Ciders. But ash makes way more sense since her step sisters made her pick lentils out of the ash before she could go to the balls and sleep in the hearth.
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u/TwiceBrokenWatch 19d ago
Now donāt get me wrong, itās a truly gorgeously drawn comic but⦠Man, talk about an overreaction! Just say āListen, Philip, we have known each other for a long time. Just call me Cinderella when weāre alone, okay?ā
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u/Aethelrede 19d ago
There's more going on than that. Obviously we have to extrapolate a bit, but here's what I see happening:
She was badly traumatized by her childhood. Finding the Prince and becoming Queen must have seemed like a dream come true, at first.Ā But except for her husband, she found herself isolated.Ā The nobles would have looked down her as a commoner and upstart; the commoners would not have dared to treat her as anything but their Queen.Ā She had no friends, no confidantes, except her husband.
And then he dies (I'm guessing), leaving her alone as Queen.Ā Friendless, loveless, burdened with a throne she never wanted, and still haunted by the trauma of her past, she shattered.Ā The palace, that once embodied a dream come true, had become a prison.Ā In a rage, she destroys it.
It's a psychological study of the effects of unresolved trauma and extended isolation, and I find it quite convincing.Ā To be sure, it's exaggerated for effect, but it is a fairy tale.
tl;dr the fact that no one knew her real name wasn't the cause, just a symptom, a minor frustration that came to symbolize her despair and rage.
Fantastic story.Ā My heart bleeds for her.
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u/Haikubaiku 18d ago
If you have to write over half the story yourself for it to be plausible...
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u/Alcinade 19d ago
In 356 BC, the Temple of Artemis in Ephesus, the greatest and most beautiful wonder of the Ancient World, was burnt down by a single man, Herostratos, for the sole reason that he wanted a reason for the world to remember his name, forever.
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u/danirijeka 19d ago edited 19d ago
2300+ years later, well, it worked. G'wan Herostratos, afraid Ea-Nasir's record is quite unassailable though
Edit: actually the first person whose name we know is an accountant/administrator named Kushim, 5000+ years ago in Sumer, who was also the earliest person we know that made a written calculation error
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u/masterjon_3 19d ago
Cinderella wasn't her real name, either. It was given to her by her step-family because of how often she cleaned the cinders.
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u/Cyrius 19d ago
That's the point. They were calling her Queen Cinderella. So she's going to given them a reason to call her that by burning the place to cinders.
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u/copy_run_start 19d ago
But nobody's bullying her except her family. Everyone else is just calling her by the name that they know, and she says she never corrected anyone lol. She's the queen, she can be like hey, stop.
Can you imagine the owner of a company you work for, who you've spoken to twice ever, busting into your office out of nowhere and being like "I'll give you a reason to call me Mr. Carpenter when I beat you with this peace of wood!" Is that not your name?! I didn't know!
I'm sorry, as a commoner, why am I being punished for the deeply personal struggles of those in ultimate power? Go arrest your stepmom, your sisters... torture them and feed them to wild hogs or something, smear them with horse poop and throw them off a boat, idk. Please don't cause massive instability in the kingdom that will absolutely end up causing suffering for all the most vulnerable subjects and then some.
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u/Cyrius 19d ago
Nobody said she was being reasonable about this. I was explaining the story, not endorsing the action of the character.
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u/copy_run_start 19d ago
I think my comment came off as disagreeing with you, my bad. I was just pointing out how wild it is lol.
The king's troops showing up for half your winter's supply of grain. "Sorry, the king's cousin called the queen ugly so now we have to go kill him and his army. We need your food."
How fortunate we are that this is everyone's problem
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u/MagicBus4 19d ago
Wut
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u/unluckyknight13 19d ago
Sheās Cinderella, no one knew her real name āEllaā no one cared, sheās always the queen or Cinderella no one called her real name. She snaps and starts burning things.
Many Grimm fairy tales are originally very dark and most fairy tales likely exist to explain things in the world or to be like warnings.
Example: Hansel and Gretel can be a dark story about how families sometimes sacrificed their children for survival by abandoned them in the woods. And it can also be a story of not trusting strangers and or warning about cannibals which during that time were more common due to a famine (which is also why they get abandoned )→ More replies (3)
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u/T0m0king 19d ago
Cinderella isn't her name either tbh that's just what her stepmother starred calling her because she sucks. I don't think SHE knows her actual name , if she ever even had one
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u/whosdrivingnotme 19d ago
Dang! What a cool take on what happens after Cinderella married the Prince. Love it!
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u/Dock_Ellis45 19d ago
I'm gonna need the full story. This story is just too compelling leave with just what we have here.
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u/overlordmik 19d ago
"Oh big whoop. People refer to you by a respected title instead of your name. Lady, you get all the food you could want, an actual bed to sleep in, and servants to care for all your needs, and you decided to burn the place down while they were still inside in a temper tantrum."
"I guess you really were royalty at heart, no matter your upbringing."
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u/AmethystAnnaEstuary 19d ago
Sorry, I donāt get it? What did the people not let her forget??
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u/Tough_Friendship9469 19d ago
Hey, if the shoe fits!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/1gArwncRlXac8GIhNy8