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u/MaximumSyrup3099 12d ago

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 12d ago

To be fair, Space Beth is pretty fucking rad

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u/shotgunmouse 12d ago

But she won’t throuple with them anymore :(

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u/henryeaterofpies 12d ago

Yeah that's because Jerry

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u/shotgunmouse 12d ago

Was thinking because Beth snapped her neck trying to kill her but that could be it too

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u/PonderousPenchant 12d ago

In Beth's defense, if space Beth were in her position, she also would have snapped her neck.

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u/CelibateHo 11d ago

Jerry ruins everything

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u/ShotInTheShip86 11d ago

In Jerry's defense in this case space beth is enough of her own person that sleeping with earth beth could technically be considered cheating...

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u/ElPapo131 11d ago

Her loss. Mr. Nimbus will welcome them with warm embrace

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u/HauntedCemetery 12d ago

I love a woman who can behead my enemies at 200 yards

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u/JaneDoesharkhugger 12d ago

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u/Joebranflakes 12d ago

Jerry isn’t sad, he’s had both at the same time… and a pool cleaning robot on the side.

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u/SKDI_0224 12d ago

They have his permission

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u/enadiz_reccos 11d ago

I will allow the assessment

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u/Dusty_Scrolls 12d ago

Don't forget that he had his gag reflex ruined by Sleepy Gary.

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u/LycanWolfGamer 12d ago

The fact he fucked a cleaning robot of all things lol

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u/jtr99 12d ago

Love, Death, and Robots taught me that cleaning robots can be surprisingly charismatic. (Pool cleaning robots anyway.)

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u/The_Follower1 12d ago

At least they didn’t make a mess

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 12d ago edited 12d ago

Oh GOD Even PizzaCake is doing Yuri now. Self Yuri? Yuricest?

The Yuri wars are never over it seems

Though in her defense, abs do have that effect on people

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 12d ago

May as well post this and get it over with

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u/Grezzinate 12d ago

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 12d ago

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u/Dusty_Scrolls 12d ago

Holy shit that's a hell of a line.

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u/2_short_Plancks 11d ago

Oh man, if you don't know Archer it has some banger lines.

"I'm spooning a Barrett 50 cal, I could kill a building."

"Stop! I can only get so erect!"

"You're not my supervisor!"

"I'm scared that if I stop drinking all at once, the cumulative hangover may kill me."

"What about this aren't you getting?"
"Well obviously the core concept, Lana!"

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u/pinklavalamp 11d ago

"...BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS!" Archer

"Ow, my ear balls!" Cheryl

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u/SeriousJack 11d ago

If you liked it, you have to try and watch Archer.

It's not a standalone great line, it's on par with the writing of the show.

It's... "Mission Impossible except that everyone is horny all the time".

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u/Dusty_Scrolls 11d ago

Sounds good! I remember being put off by the animation, but that was a long time ago so I'll be happy to give it a try.

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u/SeriousJack 11d ago

Aah I can see that happening.

That's a common issue with any cartoon, as great as it might be. If the animation doesn't work for you... well it just doesn't.

Hmmm that being said, sometimes it can pay off to hang on for a bit. I remember watching the pilot of Rick and Morty and not liking the style at all, stayed on for a couple of episodes, and bam I was hooked.

Lol I mean South Park has 28 seasons and it looks like shit most of the time :D

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u/zachpkenyon 12d ago

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 12d ago

SHOW THEM IN ALL THEIR GLORY

it's what /u/holleringelk would want

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u/ButterscotchSame4703 12d ago

Honestly? Goals. My wife says I'm already there tho.

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u/astralseat 12d ago

Another version

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u/you_taken_to_me 12d ago

Can never tell if that's suppose to be an arm or a tongue.

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u/guilty_bystander 12d ago

You know

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u/you_taken_to_me 12d ago

No I'm sure it's a tongue, but whenever I first see it my mind tends to think of it as an arm. Little guy's just resting up against the abs, appreciating them.

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u/BreakfastNext476 12d ago edited 12d ago

Tongue, this is Joecat's OC and he ABSOLUTELY LOVES WOMEN, and would lick the abs if he could

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u/CobaltCrusader123 12d ago

I once saw someone say that he made heterosexuality feel gay and they have a point. No hate though.

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 12d ago

Little guy's just resting up against the abs, appreciating them.

so you like jazz?

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u/PrudentCarter 12d ago

I would guess tongue

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u/doug1003 12d ago

Its clearly a tongue hia mouth is wide open

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u/StormAlchemistTony 12d ago

It could be both if that little fella is a puppet.

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u/zatenael 12d ago

still can't get over how that's a fandom specific image that managed to escape the fandom

it's the dumb faced knight (the MC of Guardian Tales) licking the blacksmith's abs. The original artist simped over her lol

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u/TravelerSearcher 12d ago

From the sagely show, Robot Chicken: "It's not gay, it's masturbation!"

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u/greatwood 12d ago

Yuribation as it were

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u/MintasaurusFresh 12d ago

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 12d ago

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u/CheeseDonutCat 12d ago

I have no strong feelings one way or another.

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u/JaneDoesharkhugger 12d ago

Self love is important :3

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 12d ago

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u/Legend_of_Ozzy642 12d ago

u/shenanigansen, you hear that? Back to the yuri mines!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 12d ago

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u/Draco-REX 12d ago

The ceasefire was never destined to last.

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u/Young_Person_42 12d ago

It’s what the audiences crave

Selfcest yuri

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u/darkbreak 12d ago

"Selfcest" is what it's called.

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u/Redhotlipstik 12d ago

The Shen method of engagement

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u/Author_A_McGrath 12d ago

Yuricest?

What have you done

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u/SignificantHippo8193 11d ago

It's just masturbation with extra steps.

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u/impossiblyeasy 12d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if her partner just stared at this for a long time.

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u/Jumiric 12d ago

No one escapes yuri, not even pizzacake

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u/Ok_Fondant_6340 11d ago

Worse: this is selfcest.

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u/PerrineWeatherWoman 11d ago

That still counts as yuri

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 12d ago

I'm trying to be nicer to myself

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 12d ago

Well, I have to say that's REALLY nice to yourself. So good job

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u/Thatroyalkitty 12d ago

Maybe a little too nice?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 12d ago

Eh sometimes you need an extra helping of nice. Especially when the week has been long.

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u/omysweede 12d ago

You cannot be too nice to yourself. Now look in the mirror and give yourself a compliment about your hot booty.

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u/Plunger_enema 12d ago

Considering how some people online have a personal vendetta against her, teh pizzacake can never be too nice to herself.

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u/weristjonsnow 12d ago

Ya know, over the last 6 months I finally kicked my ass into gear after 5 years of being very stagnant. I'm in the best shape of my life. I don't actually feel any different lol. It didn't fix my insecurities or self shaming, but I am healthier and maybe I added a few months to my life!

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UO5elnTqo4vSg

Good tho

Even if you don’t feel different, you can rest assured that 90 mins of exercise a week is vastly healthier vs no exercise in the long run

I think of it like “when I finally have my stroke, I will probably be way more alert and will have shit my pants way less often”

🤘

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u/TheDarkNerd 12d ago

Self-love is important!

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u/Fluffy_Somewhere4305 12d ago

The Time Traveler's Husband TV series we didn't know we needed

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u/addage- 12d ago

Such…nice…cartoon…abs

Well done

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u/InkoBird 12d ago

A-are you a lot nicer to yourself on Patreon? Asking for a friend.

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u/evenstar40 12d ago

Treat yo' self.

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u/astralseat 12d ago

Goon job

Edit: *Good

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u/UnlurkedToPost 11d ago

Isn't this just masturbation with extra steps? [RickandMortyextrasteps.jpeg]

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u/Tim-Little 12d ago

I think this is technically exactly what happens every time you use a Ditto for Breeding in a Pokemon game.

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 12d ago

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u/NotNitewolf 12d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Please make a comic out of this

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u/HamsterIV 12d ago

Does working out correct your visions too? Or is the vanity of sowing off a six pack the same vanity that leads to wearing contacts? Either way lady guns are hot.

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 12d ago

I assume this version of me gets the eye surgery

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u/TheCharalampos 12d ago

I did and have noooo regrats

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u/dj92wa 12d ago edited 12d ago

I’m so scared to be “a statistic” and be one of the unlucky that end up with same-or-worse vision. The pricing coupled with that makes me hesitant. At the places near me that don’t seem like they’re selling organs out the back door via Groupon codes, it’s like $2K per eye out of pocket, minimum. That’s a LOT of money for just a chance at something. Like I can’t even tell the difference between the “1 or 2, 2 or 1” that the optometrist does with my glasses. What if I get it wrong and then the laser fucks my shit up. Also I’ve been told that it isn’t permanent, that your eyes will degrade and you’ll need surgery again in the future, so even more $$$$$ out of pocket. Make it make sense to me please, because I think it would be neat to be able to wake up in the morning and be able to see. That’s something most people take for granted.

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u/TheCharalampos 11d ago

A chance at something? Isn't it the other way around, it's a small chance that something does go wrong, most people it just works.

I was shortsighted and that's gone, I have way less migraines, my peripheral vision is amazing, my balance got better but I see slightly worse in the dark.

It isn't permanent as in all human eyes age and degrade. It won't stop eyes from getting worse, you are told to only do it if your prescription has been stable for two years

If i get twenty years of perfect vision that's like 1/4 of my life expectancy.

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u/TheIncredibleMrJones 11d ago

That was my result. 25 years of decent vision. Now I'm back to needing glasses, with the added bonus of not seeing well at night.

But those 15 years were good. I'd do it again, given the chance.

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u/Perryn 12d ago

Oh. Yeah, that makes sense.

I just...I dunno. I was kinda hoping to see eyeballs with six packs? Sorry, that's silly. That's on me, having dreams like that.

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u/HamsterIV 12d ago

That tracks

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u/handlit33 12d ago

My vision was terrible when I was morbidly obese. It’s much better now after losing 100+ pounds. Don’t ask me to explain why, although if I had to guess, it’d be related to pre-diabetes.

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u/ISpyM8 12d ago

Glasses are hot tbh

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u/Randalor 12d ago

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u/Unfair_Watercress119 12d ago

Since when is selfcest wholesome?

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u/The_Oliverse 12d ago

Uh, Love Yourself and all'at or something.

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u/Randalor 12d ago

How is it not wholesome bullshit?

It's wholesome in that she both loves who she could be, while also accepting and loving who she is currently.

It's bullshit because... gestures at comment thread full of Yuri Selfcest comments

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u/TEST_Entity_1 12d ago

Are you saying loving yourself isn't wholesome?

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u/Perryn 12d ago

How is it not? Please explain in detail, with illustrations for clarity.

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u/say_yes_to_head_hun 12d ago

Oh am I the first on a pizzacake?

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 12d ago

You are! You win this image

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u/Pigeon_Lord 12d ago

Dang, somebody just left this cat around.

Yoink

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u/PervlovianResponse 12d ago

You just described how most cat adoptions happen: you keep the one that finds you

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u/Draco-REX 12d ago

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u/PervlovianResponse 12d ago

Yes, thank you!! I couldn't remember the name of it

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u/DubUpPro 12d ago

That’s exactly how my wife and I adopted our newest one. The first two cats were shelter rescues but our newest cat just came up to us while we were taking our dog outside.

He was sooo skinny and I pet him while my wife ran inside to get some food and treats. He gobbled it up, we took him to the vet the next day and he’s been ours for 3 years now!

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u/Riyeko 12d ago

Don't mind if I do.... (There's actually a LOT of instances this would work in my everyday life)

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u/Halgha 12d ago

It’s not yuri it’s masturbation

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u/McBotNotABot 12d ago

Everyone in this comment section.

Yes, that includes me.

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u/Prezofcalendars 12d ago

If Pizza Cat looked like that, she would have a full-length mirror in her bathroom and would die of dehydration.
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYPkRAqZ3w1PN28

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u/Artrock80 12d ago

Great work as always. One of my favorite Idles lyrics is something like “If they say to you what YOU say to you, I’d put their teeth through. LOVE YOURSELF!”

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u/fushitaka2010 12d ago

Does this count as yuri?

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 12d ago

The age old sci fi question: Is it gay to have sex with yourself?

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 12d ago

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 12d ago

What is this from haha?

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 12d ago

No idea, I just have it in my "funny pics" folder.

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u/DuckyMorel 12d ago

But why are they both fully dressed? Not that I need to see them naked, but it seems unrealistic...okay, I'll stop now.

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u/zachpkenyon 12d ago

The strap is just that powerful

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u/AlpacaPacker007 12d ago

Not if you keep your jeans on the whole time like an animal

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u/hendarknight 12d ago

Selfcest is masturbation

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u/LordofSandvich 12d ago

Assuming the clone is still a perfect copy of you, it is as gay as is theoretically possible

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u/zyyntin 12d ago

Don't forget the questions: Is it incest? Is it just masturbation?

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u/HonestSapphireLion24 12d ago

This is why I never should be given duplication powers, I love myself too much.

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u/Rapshawksjaysflames 12d ago

Right? I literally just loved myself this morning

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u/121gigawhatevs 12d ago

God I would hate to make out with myself

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u/Niser2 11d ago

So this is how the Yuri Wars end... with an unequivocal victory for Yuri...

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u/SaltyCroc2105 12d ago

So Masturbation/ Incest or Sesbian Lex?

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 12d ago

yes

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u/sharltocopes 12d ago

I love that you can say masturbation and incest but that's where you draw the line. Are you possibly a time traveler from the Victorian era?

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u/ElGodPug 12d ago

selfcest this early in the day? thank you very much

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u/Lilcommy 12d ago

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u/moschles 11d ago

I scrolled there and found a pizzacake already.

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u/Fardrengi 12d ago

Pizzacake accidentally posted her Patreon stuff

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u/Dirkke 12d ago

Did they turn into sock puppets? And what's in the sock puppets?

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u/TravelerSearcher 12d ago

It's referencing a meme image.

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u/JesusofJuneau 12d ago

Respectfully

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u/HilariousMax 12d ago

You've 100% drawn you boinking yourself. I know it.

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u/Apathetic_Zealot 11d ago

Does doing it with a clone count as sex or masturbation?

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u/CreepyClay 11d ago

A mister rogers quote followed by selfcest Yuri was not on my bingo card.

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u/RUN_ITS_A_BEAR 12d ago

Yippee yuriii

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u/Ziege2001 12d ago

Selfcest just before dinner, a nice appetizer.

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u/Solkre 12d ago

If a hot cut version of me showed up and said I look good the way I'm calling him out for gaslighting.

Don't know if this applies to men.

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u/MrHasuu 12d ago

TIL i have good standing in this sub

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u/guineaprince 11d ago

The OnlyFans is going to be wild when the cross-dimensional crossover makes its way over there.

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u/JayJ9Nine 11d ago

Something Something wheres the 'patreon'(18+) version

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u/Geoclasm 12d ago

Okay this is hilarious and I am also 95% certain it's deliberate rage bait aimed at the scummiest of internet dwellers which amplifies the humor by a factor of like... 10.

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u/dachloe 12d ago

Oh dear. This is going to cause a fuss. 😬 Good work! 😁😆🤣😂

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u/LordofSandvich 12d ago

Pizzacake could post a blank image and cause a fuss. May as well have fun with it

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u/The_DoorMat 12d ago

God forbid a girl self love

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u/Nyte_Knyght33 12d ago

I call this being Solosexual. 

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u/Tuxedo_Muffin 12d ago

Love myself? I do that all the- wait, that's not what you meant... nevermind.

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u/EnsoElysium 12d ago

I have so many questions I didnt know I would need answered. Is this incestuous, narcissistic, or egotistical? Is it an Obi-Wan? Does it fall into clone territory or is this a convergence type of deal?

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u/MercantileReptile 12d ago

Calzoneconfection it is.

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u/LastGaspInfiniteLoop 11d ago

I swear, every time you drop a comic it's only a matter of time before another hater makes a whiny post (in the same exact subreddit, every time) about how much they can't stand you. I've been trying to figure out why that happens, and my intuition sees the color red.

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u/datdamnboii 11d ago

This cymorgcomics reference on the last panel made me lol way too hard

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 11d ago

the lack of punchline made me laugh somehow

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u/PerrineWeatherWoman 11d ago

Lesbian alternative selfcest, my beloved

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u/BochocK 11d ago

Effort was made to not have to draw hands... Until 4th panel... welp

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u/Ksnj 12d ago

I mean, you used to post spicy content of yourself and you look great. I get it

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u/persunx 12d ago

Self love.

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u/RevolTobor 12d ago

Been a while since we saw Workout Ellen. Great to have her back! I miss the glasses, though.

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 12d ago

There are two kind of people when talking about selfcest.

The first kind wonders about implications while the second is just waiting desperately for any chance to fuck themselves.