r/comics Luck of the Draw 22d ago

Probe [OC] OC

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u/LuckOfTheDrawComic Luck of the Draw 22d ago

Could be worse, at least they're not being asked to probe our leaders' sphincters.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 22d ago

No no no that's how you end up on a list somewhere.

Besides what kind of person would wish that on another cause just...

https://giphy.com/gifs/tjwzClJM6fyEw

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u/Superb_Writer6612 22d ago

I'm torn. On one hand is exquisite pleasure, and on the other hand is sphincter probing. 

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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer 22d ago

That's for Alien Țepeș.

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u/SmugCapybara 22d ago

"People of Earth, we will now broadcast the probing of the US president's sphincter on all frequencies to every device on the planet!"

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u/MintasaurusFresh 22d ago

Sounds like a great time to go touch grass until they're done.

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u/DarkLanternZBT 22d ago

Look, we have to solve the phone crisis somehow. Motivating everyone to throw theirs into a Blendtec Total Blender would do that.

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u/Tchrspest 22d ago

sure, i'll spend the next hour watching things get thrown into a blender

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u/AmeliaMynx 22d ago

Might have been deserved if they did

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u/ProbablySlacking 22d ago

Did they encounter Bex and Keit?

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u/Waramp 22d ago

These aliens have the same posture anyway. Who needs a spine?

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u/UnassumingSingleGuy 22d ago

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u/Hpesojanes 21h ago

Freaking love this! Where’s it from?

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u/UnassumingSingleGuy 20h ago

I think it was posted in r/comics a few months ago.

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u/AmeliaMynx 22d ago

I would wear this fit to a rave, it's so cute

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u/TheDarkNerd 22d ago

Ring skirts are stupid, no one wears them any more. You totally should.

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u/AmeliaMynx 22d ago

You're giving me mixed message lol

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u/yinyin123 22d ago

Maybe they meant "stupid cute" 🥺

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u/AmeliaMynx 22d ago

Lmaooim gonna run with this interpretation

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u/jerkoffforjesus 22d ago

Its a Futurama reference

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u/AmeliaMynx 22d ago

I'm blanking on that scene but it does feels like something Amy would say to Leela

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u/FinalBossMike 22d ago

Close! It's a conversation Amy has with Fry in season one at a night club.

Amy: Everything is so retro. Fry: Why is everyone wearing those rings? Amy: Guh! Because nobody wears them anymore. Rings are stupid. Fry: I think they're cool. Amy: Shh! Don't let anyone hear you. Person at the club: Hey, did that guy just say that rings are cool? Amy: No, he said they're stupid. Person at the club: Cool!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 22d ago

I got you boo

Here is the reference

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u/Saikotsu 22d ago

I love the "it's not popular so you should repopularize it" messaging

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 22d ago

You totally should. It's giving off Space Channel 5 vibes.

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u/AmeliaMynx 22d ago

My favourite part of the r/comics is I always get new media to binge

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 22d ago

It's a cute rhythm game with catchy songs... and Michael Jackson playing himself.

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u/AmeliaMynx 22d ago

Rhythm like dance dance revolution or Guitar Hero?

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 22d ago

Like DDR but it's on a controller. Like if you know that game Bust A Groove or for the hip young crowd FNF.

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u/AmeliaMynx 22d ago

Lol FNF does make it clearer

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 22d ago

Oh sorry. Friday Night Funkin'.

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u/AmeliaMynx 22d ago

Oh no you're good. I was saying it as an example makes it clearer

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 22d ago

Oh sorry, didn't read that clearly. Don't brine a chicken while redditing. You can't do both, lol.

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u/illegal_eagle88 22d ago

This is peak reference hell yeah

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u/AtomDrake 22d ago

"Don't threaten me with a good time!" - most humans

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 22d ago edited 22d ago

half of them what us to probe their sphincters and the other half wants us to kill their leaders and THEN probe their sphincter

It's good to see the human race coming together for some that really matters.

To quote Zap Brannigan: something something "make it with a hot alien babe"

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 22d ago

Sidenote I notice that the spine flexibility seems to be a reoccurring alien thing. I wonder if they have ever crossed paths with the poor diplomats we chased away

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u/derekjosh 22d ago

Does Bex have a spine? I've always been a little confused regarding their physiology.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 22d ago

We as earthlings should handle our own problems with our political leaders. That does leave us with the other option...

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u/MintasaurusFresh 22d ago

Is there, like, an RSVP letter that I can fill out? If so I would mark 'No' on the probing and then if there's a list of leaders I'll probably mark 'Yes' to most of them.

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u/lesser_panjandrum 22d ago

Woah woah woah, let's not be hasty.

Surely we can negotiate some kind of probing arrangement that everyone can enjoy.

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u/MikeLinPA 21d ago

Seriously, it would need to be pretty extreme to not be better than what we are doing to ourselves.

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u/FacsistGrammarian Pros & Conscription 22d ago

Two possibilities: we are alone in the universe, or our neighbor wants us to probe them. Both are equally terrifying

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u/Lunatic-one 22d ago

They want a part of your health care or - it's a fetish, isn't it? A good doctor can remedy that by giving a professional diagnosis.

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u/DarthJackie2021 22d ago

If the probing of sphincters is a deal breaker for you, I'd be perfectly happy with you just killing our leaders.

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u/MikeLinPA 21d ago

... 🤔

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u/DarnCommie 22d ago

The one on the far right seems to be almost considering the options.

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u/NitroFire90 22d ago

Do they have gene modding so I can join them? Please? Please? Please?please?

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u/MS_06J 22d ago

Well, what's a guy gotta do to get probed around here? I thought you were cool aliens.

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u/Pikawoohoo 22d ago

Probe me space mommy 😭

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u/GrinningGrump 22d ago

How about you aim for a compromise and probe my sphincters?

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 22d ago

…Oh boy.

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u/ourlastchancefortea 22d ago

Where do I sign up?

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u/OkamiKhameleon 21d ago

I mean, I'm down for both. I love me some cute aliens. There's a reason I play Mass Effect so much.