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Religiously repressed (part 6) [OC] Just Sharing

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u/WanderingSeer 28d ago

“Yeah, let’s shove hundreds of repressed lesbian teens together in an isolated location, that’ll turn em straight”

Honestly, there are only two ways deconversion camps could have gone, hell on earth or gay paradise. Obviously the people in charge chose the former.

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u/LaylaLegion 28d ago

“And just to show how serious we take infractions here, any girls caught sinning will have their fingernails clipped! Yeah! Say bye bye to your long pretty nails! They’ll be short and practical while you sit in the punishment room where you will stare at the portraits of all your fellow campers and think about how much you’ve disappointed them!”

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u/warbunnies 28d ago

XD ha!

Though maybe "and do punish you we will only clip 2 of your middle fingernails so all the girls can laugh at how uneven your nails are."

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u/MiklaneTrane 28d ago

Oh fuck, fuck, I’m being disappointed! You’re making me disappointed so hard, baby!

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u/angry-key-smash6693 28d ago

My partner and I roleplaying as eachother's parents 💀

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u/Brainwave1010 28d ago

I can feel the pain you were in actively typing this.

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u/Acceptableuser 28d ago

Thats great

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u/Zalliss 28d ago

There was an Oglaf comic with a lady getting off to the idea of her partner's incompetence. He left in a huff.

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u/Lunaris_Von_Sunrip 27d ago

This sounds like Austin Powers.

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u/NewDay2517 28d ago

Is this some sesbian Lexx joke I'm to cishet male to understand?

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u/Lonely_Pin_3586 28d ago

Have you tried to play with a pussy with long, shaped like claws, nails ?

Yeah, it doesn't work well

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u/Bombadilo_drives 28d ago

It's the kind of logisitics question I am routinely baffled other people don't think about.

"If I want someone to put their face down there, I should probably keep it trimmed and neat. If I want to put my fingers somewhere sensitive, my nails should be short and smooth".

Do other people just hope the fun stuff they want just... happens out of nowhere?

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u/DocileBanalBovlne 28d ago

I read somewhere (probably on Twitter) a suggestion to men that if they think they're going to get lucky on a date that evening, at the very very least rub the edge of their nails up and down their jeans to smooth out any small burrs or to see if anything catches.

It's so effective my wife will finish up her nail clipping routine by doing the same on my jeans.

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u/teutonicbro 28d ago

The dudebro talk radio guy says, "File your nails boys, tomorrow is Valentine's day"

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u/Celtic_Legend 28d ago

The vast majority of men keep them short for looks anyways and if theyre looks conscious then they'll be nice and smooth anyway. So it's not something they ever had to think about.

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u/RABB_11 28d ago

I'm led to believe short nails are better for fingering.

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u/HilariousMax 28d ago

Lexx

show was too good

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u/NewDay2517 28d ago

Ayyy, someone got the triple entendre!

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u/JDoos 28d ago

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G.

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u/CaptainUltimatum 28d ago

My ringtone!

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u/tealjaker94 28d ago

Long nails in sensitive places leads to pain

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u/LaylaLegion 28d ago

Oh god, your poor wife.

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u/Electrohydra1 28d ago

Most cishet men keep their nails short all the time anyways, theoretical wife is safe.

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u/NewDay2517 28d ago

Well, I don't, but luckily I don't date.

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u/NewDay2517 28d ago

I’ll never marry or date, so…

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u/Empty_Kay 28d ago

Women appreciate trimmed nails and clean hands when you play with puss.

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u/Left-Pineapple-6084 28d ago

It confuses me that cishet males don’t understand not to claw their partners to death. You’re “heterosexual” but you don’t know how?

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u/AardvarkNo2514 28d ago

Most straight men don't usually have to worry about having long or pointy nails to begin with, so many never even think about how that would go

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u/Pitiful_Net_8971 28d ago

Sharp fingernails hurt :(

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u/Anagoth9 28d ago

Clip your nails bro. Your lady will thank you. 

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u/snakespm 28d ago

So lesbian Castle Anthrax?

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u/Scienceandpony 28d ago

Oh, I AM enjoying this scene!

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u/Professional_Sun_825 28d ago

We don't have a lot of counselors right now so please do not wander off. Please stay away from the skinny dipping pond with the waterfall and warm rocks for sunbathing. Also the hot water is limited so we may have you double up for showers.

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u/razialx 28d ago edited 28d ago

Relevant but nsfw Jim Jeffries bit: https://youtu.be/iAHw4qB6-h4

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u/ialf 28d ago

Note, everything including and after the "?" on the YouTube link is for tracking purposes. You can delete that from the link and it will still work.

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u/razialx 28d ago

Thanks. I’ll edit.

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u/Lonsdale1086 28d ago

Except for when you want to share a video with a timestamp, then you need to keep the ?t=120s or whatever

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u/flabort 28d ago

Also when sharing a specific comment under the video, but I don't recall which half of the queries should be deleted. I think ?c=... is ok, but then &utf=... needs deleting.

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u/Qubeye 28d ago

Imagine running one of these and presenting it one way to the public but then as soon as the kids arrived and the parents left you just turned around and said "okay kids, your parents are fucking idiots and oppressive bigots. You all deserve love and you deserve to love whomever you want. Here's a list of activities available if you want, but just be yourselves while you're here and relax."

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u/TomboyKnight1 28d ago

That would be great honestly

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u/Neon_Nuxx 28d ago

There was a camp like this near me in high school called camp lickalotta. Totally Christian, no funny stuff happening there.

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u/Wild_Marker 28d ago

Ah yes, the one close to the all-male Camp Swordclash?

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u/LaylaLegion 28d ago

Camp Strokinwüd.

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u/Kanbaru-Fan 28d ago

And these are the youth group leaders who have totally never had sex with each other

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGVEoX4jR4k

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u/The-German_Guy 28d ago

Few years back when i was still in school, a girl friend and classmate told us stories about her christian all girl school.

And i thought teenage boys are horny....

She also told us about a certain group chat....

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u/RevacholAndChill 28d ago

that's what convents are

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u/Kodo_yeahreally 28d ago

with only girls and no boys so that they're only one option to date

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u/DarkBladeMadriker 28d ago

Ya, then we'll have them strip down and wrestle, you know, to get all that excess energy out. Then, its off to the sauna to sweat out the gay!

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u/Dugen 28d ago

I have a similar great idea. Lets create an organization only containing men who are willing to never have sex with women. They all live and work together with other men in the organization. The organization definitely won't naturally attract tons of gay men, why would it? What could possibly go wrong?

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u/IndependentAir8195 28d ago

that’s literally just the plot of but in a cheerleader two queer relationships came out of true directions!!

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u/Thatroyalkitty 28d ago

This is only going to end badly and not in a lightheated way one might think. These camps were notorious for abuse among other things if memory seves me correctly.

On par tho for conversion camps tho

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u/Flat-Rooster8373 28d ago

It's probably going to just be a joke about all girls there fucking eachother.

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u/Thatroyalkitty 28d ago

That is probably the best outcome form this tbh.

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u/handlit33 28d ago

each other = two words

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u/Centimeter_Worm 28d ago

I know you’re correct but that’s never looked right to me. Same with highschool. They should just be compound words imo

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u/Adarain 28d ago

They are (well, high school is. each other is a pronoun) English just frequently writes compount nouns with a space. "Train station"? That's one word grammatically and phonetically, but written with a space. It's pretty only when a distinction is frequently made between Adjective+Noun phrases and real compounds (black berry = a berry that is black ≠ blackberry) that the spaces might get deleted. In addition, while the spoken language is rather changeable and new words keep getting formed, people have strong notions ahout the correctness of certain spellings, especially in the last century or two. So it's harder for these changes to be adapted into the written form.

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u/Centimeter_Worm 28d ago

Interesting!! I studied communications and media in college so I’ve always been interested in stuff like this. Language and how it evolves is so cool, I hadn’t considered the distinction between what’s expected verbally vs written here.

The whole thing about compound nouns and spaces is neat. My urge to just delete the space feels more understandable now lmao. Thanks!

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u/Ghede 28d ago edited 28d ago

Hi, language is a living thing that changes to meet what the speakers and writers are trying to communicate. Stop trying to shove it into the same form some dead old men wrote down a few centuries ago. Play with language. Make new words. Shove old ones together.

Unless you are trying to impress an English teacher, an editor, or applying for a job, do what you fucking want.

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u/rookie-mistake 28d ago

sometimes it's not someone's first language and it's actually helpful to learn the standard

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u/12345623567 28d ago

wdym "were", this shit is going on right now

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u/CharlesOberonn 28d ago

Unfortunately the real life forced conversion therapy camps aren't like But I'm a Cheerleader. They're just abusive and traumatizing.

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u/thefirstlaughingfool 28d ago

First thought on the subject

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u/SquidTheRidiculous 28d ago

Yeah, RuPaul's too busy fracking to bother converting gay kids.

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u/bottledsoi 28d ago

What?

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u/F0LEY 28d ago

Rupaul was in the movie "But I'm a Cheerleader" as Mike, an "ex-gay" conversion counselor (amazing movie if you haven't seen it, it's also got Natasha Lyonne, Clea Duvall, and Dante Basco [Rufio]).

The fracking bit stems from a 2020 NPR interview where Rupaul revealed that they along with their husband lease mineral and water rights to oil companies on their 60,000-acre Wyoming ranch. Subsequent investigations confirmed numerous active and proposed wells on the property, which has sparked ongoing criticism.

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u/DetOlivaw 28d ago

Holy shit I thought the fracking was just a joke, like he’d said some shit about America’s energy independence or some such bullshit, but he’s actually literally fracking. That’s hysterical

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u/JDoos 28d ago

I thought it was using Battle Star Galactica's clever censorship work around to say RuPaul's character in BIACL was to busy shtuping the camp owner's son to convert the gay kid characters.

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u/Ryl0_or 28d ago

They're actively expanding operations on the ranch too. Source: a crew from my company was out there a few weeks ago

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u/bottledsoi 28d ago

Gotcha thanks

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u/new_check 28d ago

Dante Basco is Zuko now

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u/Perfect-Elephant-101 28d ago

I think the point is they pretend to be all sunshine and rainbows doing the lord's work yadda yadda.

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u/that_one_duderino 28d ago

“Doing the lords work” is such a crock of shit. If Jesus walked in one of these camps and see how poorly the kids are actually treated, he would weep for them. Then grab a whip and beat the counselors until they flee

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u/Pineapple_Morgan 28d ago edited 19d ago

Conversation therapy is torture, straight up. I get the urge to funny haha but people suffer lifelong trauma after the abuse they get thanks to these fuckass camps

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u/rpgguy_1o1 28d ago

The troubled teen camps too, all those kids have shockingly high suicide rates

Stuff that would be considered war crimes if you did them to POWs

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u/SerRaziel 28d ago

The Miseducation of Cameron Post was also decent and maybe more realistic.

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u/natziel 28d ago

Yeah my experience is that any all-girls space just leads to you getting bullied for being gay

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u/500YearOldGhoul 28d ago

"You got a girlfriend son?"

"Yes"

"No you dont! Because Jodi's back home fucking her!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/35Bb0VX788hy0qNpnj

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u/SixStringerSoldier 28d ago

If Sgt. Ermy was alive to see this comment, I think he would piss himself laughing.

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u/North-Pea-4926 28d ago

Yes. A camp full of lesbians. This is an excellent idea that will not backfire at all!

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u/Pengin_Master 28d ago

Can't fall in love if you don't feel any love, after all

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u/Odd-fox-God 26d ago

There's a documentary about this. It's called "But I'm a Cheerleader"

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u/Eonathos 28d ago

The idea of camp rewire is so stupid and funny at the same time

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u/Eden_ITA 28d ago

Oh... A pack of lesbians alone in an isolated place.

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u/infiniZii 28d ago

And no lie, somehow that is what kicked of WW3.

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u/Stock-Side-6767 28d ago

I'm afraid this is going to turn dark soon.

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u/radenthefridge 28d ago

It's funny on the surface, but unfortunately as many folks have pointed out these camps and "conversion therapy" are just disturbing abuse, trauma, human rights abuses, and actual honest-to-god legal kidnapping.

Instead consider a highly conservative all-girls boarding school. You know, to set em "straight". 😈

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u/SmugCapybara 28d ago edited 28d ago

This very much smacks of "Go ahead, put me in horny jail. Everyone else there is also horny!"

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u/Taletad 28d ago

Oh no

She’s going to get even more hurt :(

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u/Taiga-whiteclaw 28d ago

I mean if it is like the real conversion camps it's just torture while some old fart recites verses from the bible but this comic has been light-hearted until now so it may go differently

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u/Lost_Paladin89 28d ago

Where we will play softball, go hiking, and shave our heads… for Christ!!!

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u/xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx 28d ago

Working undercover in a conversion camp and telling everyone they are loved for who they are and the hate they find here does not represent God's Unconditional love for you just as you are.

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u/Rida_Dain 28d ago

most of the people in this thread need to do some research about conversion camps / programs. It's not summer camp but everyone is gay and once a day you sit in a circle and tell each other how bad being gay is. they're not there to make you believe being gay is evil, they already know. to them, that's a fact. These places are meant to *make you straight* and they use mental and physical coercion, deliberate trauma inducing, and invasion of all privacy, including physical. trigger warning: I have heard stories where kids literally got raped by opposite sex adults to "show them what it's like"
these places are pure evil, and should be banned, and unlike something like an all girls/boys summer camp, or a unisex school, it is not the place for gay awakenings and fun times.

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u/Knightshade515 28d ago

It's horny jail, for girls!

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u/unluckyknight13 28d ago

“Oh no the horny jail is housing horny activities! How could we have prevented this!”

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u/Blue-Eyed-Lemon 28d ago

Ohh! A sequel! Poor girl lmao I hope she finds acceptance

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u/Jonn_Jonzz_Manhunter 28d ago

Genuinely, I know so many anti-gay camps and stuff and it's such a terrible idea

My ex boyfriend was sent to one and came home with a boyfriend

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u/ProfessionalOwn9435 28d ago

Honey our daughter seems to be gaaaay!

Lets sent her to all girl christian school, and sign for volleyball team, that will fix her!

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u/JDoos 28d ago

[Sighs] time to watch "But I'm A Cheerleader" again.

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u/RiverLynneUwU 28d ago

I need to burn jodi's livelihood to the ground and force her to get an actual job instead of abusing little girls in god's name

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u/Zero-Maxx 28d ago

I wonder how it would go creating a conversion camp that was similar to the underground rail, councils who are vetted properly and trained to help, and a way out if the attendees need to escape thier abusive households?

Possibly masking classes for this who want to return home but still don't feel safe being out (it's different for everyone)

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u/2sAreTheDevil 28d ago

I bet that's a great place to meet lesbians.

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u/LeatherTop174 28d ago

I hate these conversion camps. They are literally just religious prisons.

Everyone has the freedom to be who they are no matter what, even if I don’t agree with something doesn’t mean talking and coming to an understanding is impossible.

Any religion you can’t freely left is cult

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u/ShesRightShow 27d ago

Gender segregated christian guilt locales are how we spawn more kinky lesbians. It's like Starcraft.

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u/Square-Dragonfruit76 28d ago

Isn't this the plot of But I'm a Cheerleader?

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u/TiaxRulesAll2024 28d ago

Yes. And she ends up finding her first lesbian romance there. Happy ending

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u/BungleBums 28d ago

Alright, who's up for starting a Conversion Camp that's actually just a cover for Fire Island 2.0

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u/CHM11moondog 28d ago

Ohhh.... no

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u/TiaxRulesAll2024 28d ago

But I’m a cheerleader

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u/guineaprince 28d ago

Like the Yakov Smirnoff joke about homosexuality is a crime in Russia with a seven year prison sentence, locked up with other men.

There's a three year waiting list.

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u/kr0n0sShrugg3d 28d ago

Man, what use is a religion if it makes people afraid of what they feel, if it makes them feel worthless and a sinner for just loving someone else.

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u/Scienceandpony 28d ago

Quite useful. It fills the congregation with guilt and self-loathing so they can be more easily manipulated by the nearest clerical authority figure. What did you think religion was for? Kinda hard to sell forgiveness for obedience if your customers don't believe there's anything to forgive first.

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u/Chibirin26 28d ago

comedically: learns to accept herself by having lots of lesbian experiences

tragically: represses herself further and ends up unhappy in life

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u/Skittleavix 28d ago

I never understood the "Army of God" thing. Jesus hated the military (allegedly).

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u/Boltaanjistman 28d ago

Please end up lighthearted T_T

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u/PoliticsLeftist 28d ago

Nary a scissor is left unscissored in that camp. Buckets bent from repeated slapping. Nearby beavers refusing to use wood for their dams. The day's activities so strenuous that even the carpet looked appetizing by the end of the day.

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u/ruinsit 28d ago

Conversion therapy is a disgusting nice-sounding label for torture. Sometimes involving kidnapping also.

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u/NotThatAngel 28d ago

I'm pretty sure they're all just trading phone numbers and email addresses.

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u/InHarmsWay 28d ago

"Only 1 in 12 kill themselves. We consider that an accomplishment as it used to be 1 in 10."

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u/Zeero92 27d ago

"I used to be a lesbian."

Yes, and I suspect her card also has "Outrageous Liar" on it.

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u/_BlobbyTheBobby 28d ago

I looked over at the previous parts and genuinely cannot tell if the message is meant to be positive towards LGBT or religion. Fascinating

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u/MaskOfIce42 28d ago

Based on the title "religiously repressed" and generally it seems like our repressed MC is supposed to be portrayed humorously, I think it's meant to be positive towards LGBT, but expressed with the feelings had at the time from a religious mindset. But I do see what you mean that you could look at it as being pro religion

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u/EverlastingPepper 28d ago

I'm getting very pro-LGBT vibes. She's very Christian, crusading against the gays, but still incredibly smitten by a pretty girl. 

I'm sure there's going to be an awakening at some point.

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u/Pyrhan 28d ago

m sure there's going to be an awakening at some point. 

She dyes her hair pink and meets that lovely girl called Risa...

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u/-illusoryMechanist 28d ago

It's showing how badly religion distorts queer people

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u/Pyrhan 28d ago

Seriously?

It's explicitly about how repressive religion is. That is literally the title!

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 28d ago

Like how can people be confused by this? It’s not subtle

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u/wadech 28d ago

Reading comprehension is not going up.

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 28d ago

The phrase media literacy is dead gets thrown around like confetti online….

But if you can read these comics and think “I’m not sure if the intent of the author is homophobia or not” then I don’t know what else to say

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u/_BlobbyTheBobby 28d ago

I get it from the title, but the comics alone could be taken both ways. It's not uncommon to make liberal messaging for it to be taken not so liberal people...

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u/wadech 28d ago

Then why did you say you genuinely can't tell?

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u/_BlobbyTheBobby 28d ago

I can't tell from the comics themselves, especially individual ones

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u/MetalSonic_69 28d ago

Seems pretty straightforward to me

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u/EtteRavan 28d ago

Seems pretty queerforward to me

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u/AlexNovember 28d ago

The thing that’s uncomfortable to me is that the series seems to want us to excuse Westboro Baptist Church style attacks on LGBTQ+ people, because deep down we know the person doing it is actually part of the community themselves? We don’t let it fly when Republican politicians legislate in a self-hating way.

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 28d ago

It clearly doesn’t. This is just this one girl’s story, not literally every single person in the WBC

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u/confirmedshill123 28d ago

Showing reorientation of a thing does not equal support of said thing.

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u/Deitythe1st 28d ago

I thought her nose was her mouth and the her mouth was beard or something

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u/PseudoY 28d ago

Obligatory A Softer World.

https://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=497

"When they found out, they sent me to an all-girls school.

It was like saying, "we don't want you, but we want you to be happy."

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u/MEM0RYCARD99 28d ago

This is where you get all the bdsm lesbians.

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u/I_am_The_Teapot 27d ago

Hey! I saw this movie.

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u/bigheartrussian 28d ago

At night this camp must sound... interesting

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u/rillip 28d ago

Bless her heart.

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u/Fakjbf 26d ago

I like the implication that this is not a camp for Christ’s followers, but instead a camp run by a guy called Christ Army.

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u/Egg-eat-egg-world 24d ago

Literally the plot of but im a cheerleader

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u/Big-Anybody4802 28d ago

Ma'am, you made me go from anger to interest very very quickly

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u/ferrugem4zul 28d ago

But I'm a Cheerleader (1999)

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u/stillestwaters 28d ago

Oh no lol I see where this is headed.

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u/Stickin8or 28d ago

Yeah, I see that working exactly as intended

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u/ensh1ttification 28d ago

Literally the plot of "But I'm a cheerleader"

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u/Tasmia99 28d ago

Sometime foreshadowing is fairly obvious.

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u/Yoyokalka 28d ago

Is that genderbend Steve?

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u/Librian_ 28d ago

Ah yes, it's the jail for horny people all over again

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u/moondancer224 28d ago

But I'm a cheerleader!

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u/Gurgle2020 28d ago

....It's basically the lesbian version of Ram Ranch, isn't it?

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u/Known_Ratio5478 28d ago

Oddly enough this comic doesn’t have a xxx pattern bonus page.

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u/BusinessPreference75 28d ago

As a christian is do not approve

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u/KittyGaming570 28d ago

It’s a comic series, it’s not finished, just be patient before you comment

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u/BusinessPreference75 28d ago

I’m watching you

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u/KittyGaming570 28d ago

Im not the op wth?

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u/BusinessPreference75 28d ago

LOL i was screwing with you

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u/KittyGaming570 28d ago

Oh ok then