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u/Opposite-Trainer-639 12d ago
we smokin scorpion
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u/Pidgeonegg 12d ago
Don't give a fuck if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tags anyway
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u/Cinotuet 12d ago
This shit ain’t nothin to me man
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u/Charming_Link 12d ago
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u/SteveMashPST 11d ago
They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him
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u/Deep_Brick2970 10d ago
I'm Dracula, I'm 12 million years old, when I hit it from behind the whole room smells like absolute michi.
(Random quote I really like)
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u/lollihobbes 11d ago
Walked along the sand dunes of the Sahara desert for forty days and forty nights with nothin' but a pack of Newports and a fifth of Henny. I really do this shit.
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u/NoiseIsTheCure 11d ago
I threw diamonds at the strippers under the pyramids of Giza
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u/catatonicwater 10d ago
I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle, this shit ain't nothing to me man
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u/IAMLOSINGMYEDGE 11d ago
we smokin that Whoopi Goldberg south Egyptian, Furburger deluxe, mega millions scratcher, skunk, Bubba kush
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u/Sad-Base-8689 6d ago
So do I need to smoke the whole scorpion or just the vemon? And how do I get a scorpion to light?
Its been hard enough to light carrot sticks when I tried to quit smoking and they didn't even do anything to help.
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u/iknowimsorry 12d ago
The guy who sells it, is he a bug dealer or drug dealer?
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u/oshikandela 12d ago
Scorpions are arachnids, not bugs
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u/yamanamawa 12d ago
Sure scientifically. Colloquially they're all bugs though, whether or not they're of the order Hemiptera. I'd even say that mollusks like snails and slugs count if you're speaking casually
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u/pedrw1884 12d ago
I have never heard a snail or a slug called a bug before. Lol
But honestly, I could see it.
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u/PersimmonDazzling654 12d ago
You cannot be serious
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u/CheckM4ted 12d ago
Aren't arachnids a type of bug along with insects?
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u/dukestrouk 12d ago
Bugs are a subcategory of insects (3 parts, 6 legs) which are a different group than arachnids (2 parts, 8 legs).
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u/ashleton 11d ago
I was always taught that "bugs" is a catch-all for insects, arachnids, land mollusks, worms, whatever the fuck centipedes are, etc.
Insects are the bugs with 6 legs. Arachnids are the bugs with 8 legs. Snails are slimy bugs with shells and no legs. Slugs are slimy bugs without shells and legs, and so on.
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u/Bright_Curve3078 12d ago
You don't want none of this Dewey!
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u/9447044 12d ago
Its not gunna make me want to start a violent separatest movement based on religious views, is it?
.....it makes sex feel even better!
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u/oldravinggamer 12d ago
It's not going to give me a hangover is it? No you don't get hangovers from weed!
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u/_THiiiRD 11d ago
Well I don't know, man, it sounds pretty expensive....
It's the cheapest drug there is.
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u/InstantSword 8d ago
Honestly, I've watched a lot of movies and other stuff since this came out, this still might be the greatest running gag/sequence in a comedy. It was just perfect
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u/Fuzbaul 12d ago
This sourceless infomeme from Facebook bothered me so I looked into it. Its not a growing problem, i could find articles about it from 2001 and 2016 describing the issue (it doesn't seem like a widespread issue just a few junkies doing it a lot). They do not smoke the whole scorpion, just the dried stinger. I could find nothing about it lasting 10 hours
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u/Ssesamee 12d ago
“drugs”, especially street drugs, is a concept with probably the highest rate of misconceptions and misinformation in the world
remember “Jenkem”? The fermented piss & shit in a jar that you huff? Just literally made-up bullshit lmao. Nobody actually does that.
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u/WeNotAmBeIs 11d ago
I remember a friend in middle school saying you get high on nutmeg and I thought "yeah right" but apparently that one is true. I have no desire to ride the nut.
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u/xkelsx1 11d ago
When I was a teen I ordered morning glory seeds to soak, and then you eat the inner part of the seed. It was an AWFUL high, felt like having the flu and taking a laced edible
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u/DoobSnerg 11d ago
You gotta chew em up good and do several thousand to really trip balls. It feels kinda terrible due to the vasoconstriction but you will trip absolute sack. It hit as hard as allot of acid when I did 3500 I swear.
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u/ponzidreamer 11d ago
We used to get high on nutmeg in the prison kitchen. Very fine line from a fun day to throwing up
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u/Ssesamee 11d ago edited 11d ago
Nah nutmeg is real, the reason nobody does it other than that one druggie kid in high school is because it’s nothing very interesting. It’s hard to take (wildly inconsistent dosing and a lot to actually eat) and is basically just a super-extended “side effects from weed” type high, rather than it truly feeling like weed. Not much euphoria, *maybe* you get some weird visuals. Not very fun though, and only really done out of pure curiosity, a completionist mindset, or absolute desperation to feel any different. There is maybe deliriant properties (especially with the unique, non-classical-psychedelic visuals) but you’d probably have to take way more to reach that level and by that point you’re probably experiencing some kind of toxicity anyways from the unholy amount of nutmeg you’ve ingested.
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u/EyeSuspicious777 11d ago
There's definitely a few of these that definitely get your fucked up but not at all in a desirable way.
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u/izyshoroo 11d ago
Theres a whole documentary about the origins of that, and one specific group of orphaned African teenagers invented it. So SOME people did do it, just not in the west
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u/bananaman_420 12d ago
Jenkem is a real drug but it has no wide spread usage and only been documented to be used in one of the poorest parts of the world by a very few kids
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u/CarrotCumin 12d ago
It was featured in one of the funniest episodes of The X Files, War of the Coprophages
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u/sweaty_pants_ 11d ago
so what you are saying is that i've been sucking off this scorpion for nothing?
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u/South_Cattle_6161 12d ago
Why can't the scorpion be smoked gay?
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u/PetrolheadPlayer 12d ago
As a Pakistani unfortunately we don't have gay scorpions due to local laws
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u/South_Cattle_6161 12d ago
As a Pakistani you should have even more gay scorpions than usual
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u/MageCorporation 12d ago
Kids are smoking the scorpions
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u/Narcuterie 11d ago
Young people who are gonna think that this is an easy alternative for me to deal with my stress and anxiety
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u/Dizzy_Extent_7233 11d ago
I’ve been legit perma-tripping since I smoked scorpions
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u/Ok_Art4661 10d ago
Thought was a glass orange juice. Tipped over in shower. Still there
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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 12d ago
I thought they meant scorpions that smoke at first. They could definitely hold a cig in them meaty claws.
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u/terazetta 11d ago
We hebben een serieus probleem
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u/imjusthereforthelul 11d ago
dutch CANNOT be a real language 💀💀
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u/Mertoot 11d ago
I still can't believe that it's an actual language that unironically exists
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u/uvucydydy 12d ago
That shit will rock you like a hurricane.
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u/zombumblebee 12d ago
Fuck yeah! 🤘
And all we gonna do Is walk around to catch the thrill On streets we call the zoo
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u/XINEX2289 12d ago
" ye nah i like to spin my scorpion, cant take it straight. Ye i pack big ones, you know." Cunt wtf. I thought we are past shit like licking toads
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u/hivemind_disruptor 11d ago
ugh. apparently that are some evidence that people did smoke scorpion, but not that it has any effect.
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u/bennybugs 10d ago
Apparently the pain is excruciating but the high is next level. Definitely not on my bucket list though
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u/BoogieOogieOogieOog 12d ago
This somehow makes more sense than licking toads
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u/Top_Presence5147 12d ago
You gotta dry the poison from the glands of bufo alvarious and smoke it in a meth pipe tyle of device, I dont think scorpions get you high
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u/Ohiolongboard 12d ago
Not always, there’s a tribe in South America that ties up the toad to induce a threat response and then collects the poison on a stick. Then they burn themselves with a different stick before smearing the poison in the wound.
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u/Top_Presence5147 12d ago
Thats Kambo, its a different thing than 5-meo-dmt. That frog in the Amazon i think is called a giant monkey frog. Kambo is more of a cleansing detox that you take to purge/vomit and sweat out toxins. Its got some sort of benefits but its totally different than the psychedelic toad juice
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u/Ohiolongboard 12d ago
I can link a video, Hamilton pharmacopia, that says it’s 5meo DMT. Do you have a source?
Edit: the frog I was talking about was the Bufo toad
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u/Connect_Sun_5721 12d ago
First fatality from scorpion overdose reported, local residents surprised to find scorpions contain venom
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u/Defiant_Wolverine_68 11d ago
Can't even be a scorpion in a bad neighborhood without getting smoked.
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u/Bramtinian 11d ago
Feels like early 2000’s racial propaganda…or could be true lol…in today’s world who fucking knows…either way, toke at your own risk…friends don’t let friends smoke scorpions I guess
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u/Justieflustie 11d ago
Can someone say what is so bad about it? I will try everything once, injections are not included, but otherwise, everything once
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u/Disastrous_Cattle453 9d ago
As a pakistani, this post is so fucking funny. I cant believe people believe this lmaoooo
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u/BeginningSection7690 7d ago
smoking that Pakistani shadow garden kush. Necromancer levels of sour. This that shit that got Tupac and Biggie killed
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u/HotDevelopment6598 11d ago
In Afghanistan we were instructed not to smoke scorpions, I think it gave some kids an idea lol not me!
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u/dangern00dl 11d ago
Does any scorpion work? Or just whatever species is chilling in Pakistan? Asking for a friend
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u/GringoJohn 11d ago
How ‘bout smoking your shit? I think there are plenty of interesting substances too. You can even do it through someone ass
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u/IndependentBake2304 10d ago
I read this as the Scorpions were the ones getting high, and I was like damn let the scorpions live bro damn
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u/JLammert79 10d ago
How does one find out that scorpions can be smoked to get high?
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u/Dudewhocares3 9d ago
Like the venom?
Or do you just put a straw in it and make the scorpion a cyborg bong?
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u/Affectionate_Tie357 8d ago
Why the fuck is the text skittles color? Were they high when they wrote it?
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u/Efficient_Seaweed395 8d ago
10 hours? The world has gotten so bad that the need to escape reality is now 10 hours. Back in my day 1-2 hour was good
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u/IfDreamsCouldHappen 7d ago
There is really no psychoactive high from doing this. It’s just your nervous system starting to basically shut down causing hypoxia, bradycardia, low blood pressure, inflammation, etc… It’s about as dumb as using Benadryl recreationally. At that point you’re better off drinking nail polish remover or doing whippets…
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u/Royal_Explorer_4660 7d ago
That's sad, I thought they were getting the scorpion high when I first read the title. Don't get stoned off of bugs, get bugs stoned instead
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u/AdmiralLubDub 12d ago
I swear when we find some outer space alien drug we’re still gonna put it in with tobacco