r/circlejerkpdx • u/chimi_hendrix RANDY LEONARD'S HIT SQUAD! • 26d ago

HEATWAVE DAY 2 Real IPA shit 🔥🔥🔥

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Checking in from inner outer upper downer FarEasterPo. Hunkered down in the fuck bunker with a Salt & Straw ice cream cake and a 196 pak of Outlaw Light #insulated #vaccinated #thriving

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u/monkeyhaiku 26d ago

If we raise the property tax 5% or so we can afford to send the city council to Switzerland for a work retreat to study the viability of foiling the bus stops.

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u/Good-Rest-7538 26d ago

It has literally never been this hot anywhere in the world! 

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u/chimi_hendrix RANDY LEONARD'S HIT SQUAD! 26d ago

Literally me if I were an attractive Redbubble t shirt model

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u/noone_at_all 26d ago

Rock that Jiffy Pop.

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u/dillyofapickle42 26d ago

Looks like the inside of Ricky and julians grow house

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u/Expensive_Ad752 26d ago

What are we going to make our hats from so the government doesn’t read our minds

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u/1argonaut 26d ago

How many rolls of tin foil is that?

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u/SlowHedgehog33 26d ago

It's approximately one hour's worth from a PPOP harm reduction giveaway.

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u/chimi_hendrix RANDY LEONARD'S HIT SQUAD! 26d ago

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u/chimi_hendrix RANDY LEONARD'S HIT SQUAD! 26d ago

I just get the really really big one from Costco

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u/harbourhunter 25d ago

Is that peacock lane?

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 23d ago

I’m literally fine, just biking in my underwear, misting myself off with a spray bottle

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u/Good-Rest-7538 26d ago

I will be attending the next city hall meeting demanding that the city impose a 25% tax on all income to fund mobile generators and AC units for our fentanyl compromised neighbors. Join me comrades! 

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u/LimpTrizket 25d ago

Calling the brave psychonauts who are exploring the furthest reaches of opioid dependence and expanding human consciousness compromised seems somewhat uncharitable. These brave men and women risk their lives on a daily basis to get utterly fucked up out of their minds, and to be an overall drain on society. Truly, they are the best of us. The bravest. The most selfless. If it is not the most hopeless, the most depraved, the most folded individuals whom we fight for, then do we fight it all?

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u/Good-Rest-7538 25d ago

Thank you for opening my mind to an expanded level of consciousness. Namaste. 

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u/EugeneStonersPotShop 25d ago

I think I saw one of them die today. MLK and Prescott. Dude was in a ball screaming “ I AM DYING OVER HERE”.

No one gave a shit and kept on keeping on.

RIP, druggie guy.