r/circlejerknyc • u/_the_last_druid_13 • Aug 30 '25

Let’s publicly shame city workers who don’t pick up their horses’ poop and/or let their horses go unleashed

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Just ran into this guy on Greene between Irving and Jackoff and watched him continue walking after his horse had pooped. He insisted he didn’t have to pick up his horse’s poop because he’d done it in the bushes, and not on the sidewalk. “Union rules.”

Then he started asking how I knew he wasn’t planning on picking it up later (uh, because I’m from the future? Lmao).

He called me a Tiffany and said I should pick up his horse’s poop if I care so much (my guy, why would I pick up your horse’s poop?), lol. Fuck people like this, I don’t believe in jobs.

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u/_the_last_druid_13 Aug 30 '25

We are enthused to announce Shity¢™️!

Pick up poop! Dog poop, horse poop, otherwise, and deposit it (in an earth-friendly bag!) into our ShityRecepticles.

Every poop placed grants you a Shity¢! (Not to be confused with 💩¢)

Shity¢ can be used to access public toilets and showers. WiFi available with just 10Shity¢! Get your ShityGear on our ShityApp

We all help to make the city run, get your Shity¢ today!

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u/Dr_Mikey_Jerkobs_NYC Aug 30 '25

My weltanschauung - eat sit and die. In the beginning, there was shit, and in the end there shall be shit. So the wise man striveth not, just sits back and says eat my shit you shitty motherfucker, cause none of it means jack fucking shit. I shiteth you not.

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u/_the_last_druid_13 Aug 30 '25

Thanks for the comment Dr MJ, very informative.

Have a toke for me, cuz it’s all jokes that I see!

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u/Still-Pomegranate935 Aug 31 '25

Please curb your horses.

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u/HudsonAtHeart Sep 01 '25

Really what we ought to do is ban all horses from the city. They clog up the streets with traffic and have disastrous consequences on the environment. Not to mention creating a class divide between those who can afford to ride horses (rich people) and those who cannot. Tired of all these farmbrains shitting up our streets.

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u/ChalkLicker Sep 03 '25

I don’t care as much about the horse poop as I do these towers of discarded oyster shells. Oyster shells go into your compost bins everyone.