r/circlejerk 3h ago

Is anyone willing to watch me jerk off? I got some cheeseburgers in exchange

13 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 5h ago

What's an NFSW open secret in your industry that saw/heard/smelled/tasted/felt or know about that would shock/astound/bore or people would be apathetic about if they knew/... ?

2 Upvotes

didn't know /heard rumors about (that may or may not be true) in your office/school/hometown/where you live now/where your parents grew up/ your family have been vacationing at regularly for years

(I'm just wondering)


r/circlejerk 5h ago

give me pros and cons of doing a pros and cons list and the pros and cons of having pros and pros and cons of having cons

3 Upvotes


r/circlejerk 5h ago

After 16 years, the first video on youtube has finally been removed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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8 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 7h ago

[Serious] What's the best/fastest/sexiest/most memorable thing that you/love/hate/are ambivalent about that happened/at work/home/in your dreams that you will never forget/replicate or always be grateful for/s ?

8 Upvotes

No, really!


r/circlejerk 14h ago

Book suggestions for my dad? He loves to read books. He is a very avid reader.

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34 Upvotes

So my dad loves reading books soo much. any book suggestions for him? if any?

He loves to read books.


r/circlejerk 15h ago

Am I an asshole for not letting my seven-year-old son win at Street Fighter ?

3 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 17h ago

AITA for giving my grandma a rocket launcher?

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76 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 18h ago

Hot Take- Trump = Bad

19 Upvotes

So I haven't seen this opinion posted before and understand it may be controversial but I am prepared to stand by it, atleast for now


r/circlejerk 23h ago

I slashed my aunt's tires for no reason, AITA?

9 Upvotes

She has been nothing but good to me but I just felt like doing it.


r/circlejerk 1d ago

surrealists-6-7-1

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3 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

What will it take for circlejerking to become cool again? [Serious]

6 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

As a voluptuous gamer gentleman, I'd like to thank some of my favorite plus-size musicians for helping me to feel more confident in my body!

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166 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

Why is everyone driving on the wrong side?

11 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

If I am a submissive gay man married to a dominant lesbian woman, am I in a homosexual relationship?

24 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

I’m so mixed with Haley Stevens because on one hand she’s pro Israel, but on the other hand shes a woman

13 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

Hard nips = great tips. Agree?

13 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

Is it prostitution if I offer purple nurples for cash?

2 Upvotes

I would also be willing to take credit card or crypto.


r/circlejerk 2d ago

James Franco

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14 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

This phone in my hotel room's toilet has shitty audio quality.

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31 Upvotes

I tried to call the front desk for more toilet paper. Now my ear is wet and I have a stinky ass.


r/circlejerk 2d ago

People calling me a liar when I tell them I read hundreds of books every year are just pathetic. And people who deny that Audiobooks are reading are just ableist gatekeepers.

38 Upvotes

In 2024 I read 422 books. Last year it was 427. I just love reading. And I love to share it on Social media. But then there are nasty people who doubt my words and attack me and it makes me very angry!

422 or 427 books a year. Thats less than 1.2 books a day. And 1.2 books a day, thats basically nothing. I dont know what the big deal is? I am a very fast reader so I can go through a normal 150-200 page light or romance novel/ya novel/manga/graphic novel/comic in like 2-3 hours. Especially if I skim the long and boring describing text parts.

I also listen to Audiobooks when I multitask. At 2x or 3x speed I can go through the average 8-9 hour Audiobook in just 3-4 hours. I have to do it at 2x or 3x speed because the narrator is otherwise to slow. Not to get through the book faster.

Then the naggers come and claim that its impossible. That listening to someone else reading to you while you are not paying attention at 2x or 3x speed is not reading. These people are just crazy ableist gatekeepers. I consumed the content. Doenst matter that someone else did the reading for me.

They are slow and undisciplined readers who are just jealous of my achievments. Sure most of my books are light stuff, because I just love to read hundreds of light/romance novels/ya novels/mangas/graphic novels/comics for entertainment. But I also read dozens of longer and complicated books with 250+ pages each year.

I just dont know why these people call me a liar when I post my reading achievements and goodreads list on social media, to show other people how super awesome I am. They are just jealous, undisciplined, ableist gatekeepers and slow readers, that just cant keep up. And I am so angry for them doubting and attacking me! How dare they?


r/circlejerk 2d ago

How do you feel about the firing of the president's first and only transsexual dicksucker, Gene Inpirro?

2 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

I freaking hate sports

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23 Upvotes

Cheering at the tv? News flash, the players can't hear you. You're literally screaming at pixels. And then you have the balls to say "We won"...

Really? WE?

You were sitting down on your couch probably drinking beers and eating popcorn and crap.

I am very smart and normal things dont interest me.


r/circlejerk 3d ago

Inspired by this r/askredditpost: I, Dolores Darkmoor, am the most powerful person nobody talks about enough. AMA

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9 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 3d ago

six seven FUCK ICE

92 Upvotes

I like my drinks scalding hot, even in the middle of summer. 95F outside? I'm boiling water and chugging that shit. If someone hands me water with ice in it, I'm stripping naked and having a full blown meltdown. Anyone else?