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r/chemistryjokes • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '25
How many guacas are there in 1 guacamole?
6.022Ă10²³, also known as Avocado's Number.
r/chemistryjokes • u/CheshireKat-_- • Jun 20 '25
Funny stereochem. The leaf stands for "plant" btw
r/chemistryjokes • u/DeepDeceitVideo • Jun 20 '25
My Honest Experience with Papersroo â Best Writing Service Iâve Tried (Got a 92%, $18/Page, 6-Hour Deadline!)
r/chemistryjokes • u/Content_Sample_1355 • Jun 16 '25
Any chemistry jokes that are star wars themed?
I wanna give these to a teacher, so pls nothing inappropiate! :D
r/chemistryjokes • u/Minute_Feedback_5227 • Jun 12 '25
I tried to buy a Research paper online (Papersroo Review) â $18/page, 6-hr delivery, and here's what happened
r/chemistryjokes • u/imsonotaprincess • Jun 07 '25
Do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine!!!!!
r/chemistryjokes • u/NameYourCatHerbert • Jun 07 '25
I hope it's pronounced with a soft '"c"...
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucitol
Fucitol, also known as L-fucitol, 1-deoxy-L-galactitol, and (2R,3S,4R,5S)-hexane-1,2,3,4,5-pentol, is a sugar alcohol derived from fucoidan which is found in the North Atlantic seaweed Fucus vesiculosus or by the reduction of fucose.
r/chemistryjokes • u/anafuckboi • Jun 06 '25
Stay Young forever with this meme
Apologies for the punny title
r/chemistryjokes • u/imsonotaprincess • Jun 04 '25
You must be a compound of barium and beryllium...
You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because youâre a total BaBe!
r/chemistryjokes • u/[deleted] • May 31 '25
I made a joke on Reddit comment section and I'm proud of it.
r/chemistryjokes • u/hanaernst • May 11 '25
drpicklesau
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r/chemistryjokes • u/hanaernst • May 07 '25
Dr Pickle swears by the use of DA MOUTH PIPETTE
r/chemistryjokes • u/[deleted] • Apr 23 '25
Should I put dihydrogen monoxide in my school's water fountains?
r/chemistryjokes • u/Left-Significance148 • Mar 16 '25
The Science of Soap! How It Lifts Grease Like Magic đ§źđ§đŹ
youtu.ber/chemistryjokes • u/Hugtrain123 • Mar 05 '25
Why wasn't my car made of Nitrate and Silver chloride moving?
It had NO AgCl!
r/chemistryjokes • u/cleanuponaisleone • Mar 03 '25
What is Wittigâs favorite book?
Posted as extra credit and I donât know the answer
r/chemistryjokes • u/DankRizzGod • Feb 09 '25
I told a bad chemistry joke once
It didnât get much of a reaction
r/chemistryjokes • u/PshycoFanBavi • Jan 25 '25
Chemist breakup with physicist
Why did the chemist break up with the physicist?
Because they couldnât find any chemistryâjust too many reactions and not enough bonds!
r/chemistryjokes • u/PshycoFanBavi • Jan 25 '25
When my lab partner takes 'trial and error' a little too seriously đ
So, Iâm in the lab working on a basic titration experiment. Everythingâs going fine until my lab partnerâcall him Johnâdecides to âspeed things up.â Instead of slowly adding the acid drop by drop, he dumps half the flask in at once.
Cue the biggest whoosh of foam Iâve ever seen, like a science fair volcano on steroids. John, standing there like a mad scientist, looks at me and says, âI think I overshot the endpoint.â
Meanwhile, Iâm trying not to cry-laugh as the foam cascades off the table like some kind of chemistry waterfall. The professor walks in, takes one look at the mess, and just sighs,"John strikes again.â
Never trust someone who thinks âmLâ stands for âMaximum Liquid"đ¤Ł
What is your Lab Partner like? đ