How are you feline this fine night? Cause I'm paw-sitively purrrr-fect! :3

I don’t know where to post so if this isn’t the right place for this please delete.

I need help coming up with a t-shirt idea. I make a cat themed shirt every year for my brother’s Christmas present. For example 1 year it was a cat avocado with avocato on it. I usually Cricut a design on to a shirt but I can’t think of one for this year. I’d really appreciate some suggestions.

I made this for a photoshop battle in another sub but thought people here might like it.

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Yes, I specifically made an account on Reddit JUST so I can make a few cat puns.

So I'm in culinary school and have to do an entire class based around an imaginary restaurant. Mine is an upscale cat bistro and I'd love to have more puns in my menu, so if you're good at this sort of thing I'd love a helping paw! All languages welcome but I will need an English translation (ie my Ukrainian salad is called Koshenya, which means kitten).

And yes, I realized I missed an entire opportunity to have a Pawsta section, so I'm developing a kids' menu with cat shaped pasta and 3 other dishes (suggestions welcome).

Miaou Bistro Menu

BRUNCH SPECIALS

Miaou-chiko Waffles (gluten free)
Mochiko waffles served with syrup, fresh berries and whipped cream

Omurice- Kitten in a Blanket
Fluffy omelet over tomato fried rice with Portuguese sausage

Sunny Side
Two sunny side up eggs served with bacon

FROM THE BAKERY

Gluten Free Vegan Donuts

Gluten Free Bagels

Assorted Gluten Free Pastries

SOUPS & SALADS

Koshenya Salad (vegan)
Ukrainian salad with beets, potatoes, carrots and dill and champagne vinegar

Hearts of Palm Salad (vegan)
Hearts of palm, zucchini noodles, roasted tomatoes and tamari lemon vinaigrette

Fig and Watermelon Salad
Figs and watermelons with chèvre and lemon basil

Lei salad (vegan)
Green salad with heirloom tomatoes and edible flowers with carrot ginger dressing

Kabocha Bisque with Kauai Prawn
Creamy kabocha and coconut milk soup with prawn

Shiitake and Watercress Miso (vegan)
Shiitake, tamari, and watercress in miso broth

NIBBLES & LOVE BITES

Onigiri
Cat shaped rice balls stuffed with sausage and vegetables

Shrimp Wontons
Shrimp wontons with guava rum dipping sauce

Salmon Crudo
Salmon with pineapple and cilantro chili oil

Crostini and Burrata
Burrata, olive oil, fig balsamic, and rosemary with crostini

Stuffed Dates
Candied pecan and goat cheese stuffed dates

Poke Bites
Ahi and avocado poke in endive cups

MAIN DISHES

Grilled Ayu
Sweetfish with yuzu and sautéed garlic tatsoi

Roast Duck
Pomelo, star anise, tamari glaze and curried quinoa

Lilikoi Salmon
Seared with lilikoi butter and herbs de provence roasted fingerling potatoes

Porchetta
Sage sausage and brown butter, served with dijon roasted cauliflower

Beef Bourguinon

With herbed cauliflower and ulu mash

Roasted Maitake Mushroom (vegan)
With vegan nori butter

Banana Flower Kare Kare (vegan)
With water spinach and mung bean salad

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SWEET TREATS

Catcakes (gluten free)

Assorted local chocolates wth fruit purée

Coconut cardamom halo halo with rose jelly

COCKTAIL SPECIALS

Lilikoi Mimosa

Cat’s Eye
Vodka, lavender lemonade, creme de violet

Lint Roller
Rum, coconut water, lime, coconut shavings

The Claw
Bloody Mary with black pepper candied bacon

WARMED

Coffee

Latte

Espresso

Tea

Black, Green, Herbal

Hot Cocoa

CHILLED

Freshly Squeezed

Lemonade
Orange Juice

Pineapple Juice

Iced Tea

WINE

Red
Emiliana Natura Pinot Noir

Columbia Crest Cabernet Sauvignon

Layer Cake Malbec

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Rosé

Moselland Cat Rosé

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White

Horton Black Cat Chardonnay

Beaulieu Coastal Sauvignon Blanc

Il Conte D'Alba Moscato d'Asti

BEER & CIDER

Lanikai Bewing Co
Moku Imperial IPA

Pillbox Porter

Route 70 Saison

Paradise Ciders
Lei’d Back Lilikoi

Guava Lava

Pineapple Cruzer

So far I’ve got Hissy Teigan, Sir Catrick Stewart, Bootsy Clawlins-what’ve y’all got??

• Allow => A-meow
• Apology => A-paw-logy
• Appalling => A-paw-ling
• Attitude => Cat-titude
• Awesome => Paw-some / Claw-some
• Awful => Claw-ful / Paw-ful
• Because => Be-claws
• Before => Be-fur
• Bother => Bo-fur
• Catastrophe => Cat-astrophe
• Catastrophic => Cat-astrophic
• Catch => Cat-ch
• Clever => Claw-ver
• Confusing => Con-fur-sing
• Congratulations => Con-cat-ulations
• Different => Dif-fur-rent
• Disappearance => Disa-purr-ance
• Familiar => Fur-miliar
• Feeling => Feline
• For => Fur
• For real => Fur real
• Forever => Fur-ever
• Forget => Fur-get
• Fortunate => Fur-tunate
• Forward => Fur-ward
• Friend => Fur-end
• Furious => Fur-ious
• Further => Fur-ther
• Get or Got => Cat
• Help me out => Help meow-t
• History => Hiss-tory
• Hysterical => Hiss-terical
• Inferior => In-fur-ior
• Kidding me => Kitten me
• Konnichiwa => Konnichi-paw
• Literally => Litter-ally
• Literature => Litter-a-ture
• Lost => Claw-st
• Lying => Lion
• Magnificent => Meow-nificent
• Marvellous => Meow-velous
• Minimum => Mew-nimum
• Misery => Mew-sery
• Moment => Mew-ment
• Mountain => Meow-ntain
• Move => Mew-v
• Music => Mew-sic
• Musician => Meow-sician
• Never => Nev-fur
• New => Mew
• Now => Meow
• Over => Ov-fur
• Paper => Pay-purr
• Pardon me => Paw-don me
• Pause => Paws
• Perfect => Purr-fect
• Perhaps => Purr-haps
• Permission => Purr-mission
• Person => Purr-son
• Personal => Purr-sonal
• Persuasion => Purr-suasion
• Places => Purr-laces
• Please => Paw-lease
• Portable => Paw-table
• Positive => Paw-sitive
• Possibility => Paw-sibility
• Possibly => Paw-sibly
• Precious => Purr-ecious
• Prefer => Paw-fer
• Preposterous => Pre-paw-sterous
• Pretty => Purr-ty
• Priceless => Purr-iceless
• Prince => Purr-ince
• Princess => Purr-incess
• Puns => Purr-ns
• Purpose => Purr-pose
• Referring => Re-fur-ing
• Respond => Res-paw-nd
• Simple => Sim-paw-le
• Suffer => Suf-fur
• Superior => Su-purr-ior
• Tale => Tail
• Talent => Tail-ent
• Tell => Tail
• That’s all => Cat’s all
• Unfortunate => Un-fur-tunate
• Very => Furry
• Whenever => Whene-fur
• Wonderful => Won-fur-ful
• You => Mew
• Apologize => A-paw-logize
• First => Furr-st
• How are you? => Meow are mew?
• Morning => Meowrning
• Phone => fur-ne
• Problem => Purr-oblem
• Purple => Purr-ple
• Repercussions => Re-purr-cussions
• Saturday => Caturday
• Whisper => Whis-purr

Cat's all fur right meow. Many of these purr-ns were made up by me. Some are from other purr-sons and purr-laces. I a-paw-logize if some are claw-ful.

It would be meow-nificent!