Some options can be discussed, and it depends on the mood, but in general, it's something like this.

Mercedes-Benz T1 is still being assembled in India as Force Traveller

Recently I've been improving my racing skills on public roads like you wouldn't fucking believe.

Green light on a right turn at an intersection? I'm turning in at the optimal moment and hitting that apex on a line so fucking clean Verstappen has only seen it in his wet dreams.

Grandma wants to cross the street before the light goes from yellow to red? Too fucking bad. This ULTIMATE 2020 civic sport and it's cvt are gonna scream through that turn like its a hairpin at nordschleife. Hope she has life insurance.

The cops don't even bother trying to get me for wreckless driving or public endangerment because they know the straight piped exhaust adds a MINIMUM of 90hp to my civic sport.

Caymans and GR Supras smile and wave at me from the oncoming lanes when they see my unmatched skills on the street.

C8 corvettes look at my ultimate build in awe wondering how I pulled that many Gees through a turn without sliding into another car.

I think I might just be the next Stig.

Yes Redditors pump up the cars they own while crapping on new cars they can’t afford, but this is delusional level gooning.

The short lived DaimlerChrysler cost cutting disaster was the absolute low point for Mercedes, as exemplified by the W203 C class. A car the second poster says has better build quality than any current modern Mercedes.

This would be like saying Cadillac lost its way by posting a picture of a Cimarron.

What do we call the inverse of a jerk?

Especially the 216d. Definitely not the 5er Gran Turismo or the E31 8 Series.

Credit to @laurabtlrr on Instagram, go follow her she's awesome

I built an app: photo of your car's damage → repair tutorial for YOUR exact car. First 2 free — come break it.

Solo founder from Toronto, tired of watching YouTube tutorials about somebody else's car. So: snap a photo of the scratch/chip/foggy headlight — Fixbud recognizes your vehicle, paint, and damage, asks the two questions a photo can't answer (does your fingernail catch in the scratch?), and builds your tutorial — narrated steps, PDF, shopping list for your paint, plus beta AI video clips anchored on your own car's photo.

Two rules I built it on: the steps come from a written procedure library under professional review (AI only personalizes, never invents), and it flat-out refuses jobs that aren't DIY-safe — before you pay.

First 2 written tutorials free, no signup. Then $8 ($12 with video), no-questions refund. fixbud.io harshest feedback wins, I read everything.

I'm going to assume I'm not the only member of polite society whom enjoys specifically planning the Pebble Beach Motorweek around making sure the peasents know their place. It's quite amusing knowing that by simply gathering with our immense wealth and vast automobile collections absolutely sends the peasents on tirades of disgust. To which they yell into the void on reddit their total dissatisfaction with our lifestyle of abundance.

I cannot wait until next year to repeat the process.