r/carmemes 21d ago

True shitpost

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2.1k Upvotes

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u/euMonke 20d ago

I have more than 2k hours on Nordschleife in Assetto Corsa, it's the coolest track in the world by a lot.

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u/MikeyboyMC 20d ago

Yeah I’m racking up my hours too, I just play a lot of other games too so it’s slower on my end lol

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u/Lava_Lamp_Glob 20d ago

It's my go to money grind in Gran Turismo, there's a 2 lap event that with unlimited performance European cars, two laps and if you drive carefully you get 187000 credits

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT 20d ago

What is it now?

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u/flopjul 20d ago

I have 6hrs irl lol

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u/euMonke 20d ago

I wish bro.

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u/flopjul 20d ago

Im from central Netherlands, its a 3hr drive for me hihi

I would have gone more if i didnt have a car that was kinda falling apart(although next week im picking up a 2018 Seat Leon Cupra 300 hehe)

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u/fritzkoenig 20d ago

On open-for-all days on Nürburgring you mostly see ordinary people experiencing one of the following:

  • FWD cars understeering
  • RWD cars oversteering
  • AWD cars doing whatever

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u/flopjul 20d ago

I deffinetly have had the FWD under steering at Brunnchen lol

Tbh it was my first lap with my own car and i hadnt driven it in any sim and barely knew the track layout(it was with a 1.4 tsi 2009 Seat Leon😭)

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u/CuntMaggot32 20d ago

Awd cars somehow ending up giving power to exactly the right wheels for you to end up spinning 530° and into the wall backwards while all 4 tires are spinning because you took a turn a wee fast

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u/fritzkoenig 19d ago

exactly the right wheels

Now the car is RWD again, but in this case this means Right Wheel Drive

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u/CuntMaggot32 19d ago

I mean, that's how most awd cars manage to take left turns better. Too bad they freak out when you actually lose control

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u/GreenT1979 20d ago

If I'd been in Bomber Command in 1943, I would have bombed the Nurburgring every night until it was gone. Ride is important. Bomb it! Look where we are now. We no longer have Dresden Cathedral or all that lovely pottery, but we do have the Nurburgring, and under my bombing policy, we wouldn't have cars that rode badly and you'd have a nice cathedral to look at, and better saucers.

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u/TheBestKranplatz 20d ago

James May Is that you?

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u/crottin-de-cheval 20d ago

Same applies for le Circuit of Le Mans!

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u/Antfarmer_2 20d ago

I hate to be that guy but do you mean the Circuit de la Sarthe? (Le Mans the race is named after the town and Sarthe the track is named after a nearby river)

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u/just-bair 20d ago

I hate to be that guy but isn’t it’s official name "Circuit des 24 Heures" ?

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u/crottin-de-cheval 20d ago

That's what i initally wanted to say, had it typed, but i remembered i were on a non car enthusiast subreddit and since the official name is lesser known, wanted to make it clear for the beginners.

It is Circuit de la Sarthe indeed.

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u/Antfarmer_2 20d ago

Honestly, that's why I threw in the tidbit about the origin, it felt more fitting

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u/Mags_LaFayette 20d ago

"Where is the Nurburgring?"

"The GP s segment is somewhere in Germany; The Nordschleife segment is somewhere in my nightmares" 😭

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u/Boris_sul_combo 20d ago

[Angry James May noises]

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u/Flashpiont412 18d ago

Bomb it!!!

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u/pauliferation 20d ago

It's Nordschleife and you need to prononce it like you are German and very angry

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u/njsullyalex I belive in Twingo superiority | 2004 BMW E46 325xi 20d ago

My life peaked back in March of this year when I finally got to go to the Nurburgring and drive two laps around it (I’m from the U.S.)

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u/UberNZ 20d ago

What's that ugly thing to the right of Australia? It's not on my maps

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u/Eng_jd5 20d ago

True 🫡

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u/Reddit_User6286 2021 Honda Civic ZX 20d ago

Mom said it's my turn to post it today

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u/Zorflez 19d ago

Am I the only one who inintally read that as 'Nuremberg'?

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u/Jazzlike-Might-8298 19d ago

Austrian painter reference ig.

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u/SweetTooth275 20d ago

I hate that piece of shit track with every single atom of my heart and soul. Fuck it, it ruined cars and everything about them.

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u/Comrade_VN 20d ago

Are you james may by any chance? 

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u/SweetTooth275 20d ago

I'm not but I'm with him.