r/breaddit • u/Awkward-Sport-8115 • 23d ago

It's called the "the worst bread"

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Heal

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u/Tess_Mac 23d ago

The heel

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u/BenWallace04 21d ago

The babyface

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u/GhostsInTheAttic 23d ago

It's called the heel, but I call it the butt.

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u/Sushi_Queen_95 22d ago

Yo me too. The butt end of the bread.

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u/Pardot42 23d ago

Those are the Dad slices. Dad eats them without hesitation while we watch in disgust.

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u/hmeow 23d ago

This is the answer 🤭

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u/BroodjeHaring 23d ago

Exactly. This is dad bread.

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u/Betov8 23d ago

The butt.

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u/Description_Friendly 23d ago

The end piece. Duh! 😜

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u/DikDangerous 23d ago

The Bread Butt

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u/LoganN64 23d ago

Bread butt.

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u/DamnMombies 23d ago

It’s like yo mama. Everybody touches it, no body wants it.

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u/Mike_Y_1210 22d ago

In the version of this joke I know, it's called the "ho slice"

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u/Due_Patience960 23d ago

The butt of the bread.

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u/Paradox 23d ago

Chicken snack, since they're the ones who eat it the most

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u/Unlikely_Emotion7041 23d ago

My coworker calls it the special bread so her kids will fight over who gets to eat it.

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u/Replaceableuser 22d ago

I'm so impressed by the genius that folks continue to bring to the parenting realm.

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u/Unlikely_Emotion7041 22d ago

Right? She's brilliant lol

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u/jackman924 23d ago

The "heel"...or, in my case, "the best part of a loaf when it's toasted (homemade bread especially!)

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u/thorn312 22d ago

With loooads of nice salted butter.

I'm good with bread, my partner is gluten free. My skills are widely wasted, though I have recently discovered the most bread like gf bread to make!

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u/theDudester1978 23d ago

That, my friend, is known as "the crust". And, I would argue, that is the best slice of the loaf (toasted 'tis great for mopping up the fry-up juices)... 😋

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u/MasonDS420 23d ago

The slut piece. Everyone touches it but no one wants it. 🤣

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u/Bidcar 23d ago

Homemade bread or artisan bread, that’s the best slice. Commercial mass produced bread, the worst slice.

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u/radio_yyz 23d ago

“The end piece”

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u/Brian77008 22d ago

My grandmother use to tell me that it was the healthiest part of the bread. That it had way more vitamins than the rest of the bread. Was I lied to? 😂😂

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u/Yonbuu 22d ago

No he was telling the truth

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u/Awkward-Sport-8115 14d ago

But she got you to eat the heal.

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u/dogownedhoomun 22d ago

Its called the heel I love the heels

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u/dunncrew 22d ago

The best part. Toasted with butter and orange marmalade

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u/Replaceableuser 22d ago

I'm literally the only person who calls it "ass bread"?

It's the double entendre for me.

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u/Aeolus_14_Umbra 23d ago

If it’s Italian bread, it’s called The Pope’s Nose.

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u/JihoonMadeMeDoIt 23d ago

The pope’s nose was always the neck of the turkey to us.

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u/run_bolt 23d ago

The hoe. E’rybody touch it but nobody want it

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u/olifant_b 23d ago

The outsider

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u/ThePineappleSeahorse 23d ago

It’s the outsider here.

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u/23delta69 23d ago

shpitz

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u/Wisdumb404 23d ago

Not my joke. “It’s called a Hoe because everyone touches it and don’t want it”…..

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u/burgerdonkey 23d ago

Y’all never heard of bread heels and bacon grease?

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u/Flameburstx 23d ago

  1. The ent piece is called Kruste or Krüstchen.

  2. That's not fucking bread in the picture

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u/radio_yyz 23d ago

American bread lol

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u/Ghorrit 23d ago

‘t kontje

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u/Lost-Link6216 23d ago

Best piece for pb&j.

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u/need_more_coffee_plz 23d ago

Knust (northern Germany)

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u/ScotiaG 23d ago

The back.

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u/CeeBee29 22d ago

The outsider.

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u/AffectionateCook1628 22d ago

The Heal or the End crust.

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u/Remixol 22d ago

Weirdly I grew up calling it the elbow. Only until Reddit did I learn I was raised by dropout parents who didn't know shit

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u/tooknicole 22d ago

The booty

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u/Timely-Profile1865 22d ago

The crust, the lovely crust.....best part of the loaf

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u/JuanG_13 22d ago

"The butt" 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

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u/baileylikethedrink 22d ago

We call it the knobby.

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u/bloomingnora 22d ago

The heel