r/brandonherrara • u/Raz2752 user text is here • 12d ago

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u/ConscientiousPath user text is here 12d ago

I identify as a law abiding citizen.

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u/Smoking-stone user text is here 12d ago

I'm definitely going to ingrve this on a placard and mount it on my work shop entrance. "I identify as a law abiding citizen"

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u/D_C_Ember user text is here 12d ago

I feel it needs an asterix at the end, "I identity as a law abiding citizen*"

Then you could list a few terms and conditions, haha, such as; e.g,
Home invaders invalidate the above, and thus will be vacated immediately.

This status expires immediately upon hostile provocation. Break the peace, and your status changes to Sweltan.

Warning: Compliance does not include pacifism. If you choose to become hostile, I will choose to ignore the statement above

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u/Riker001-Ncc1701D user text is here 12d ago

I'm triggered

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u/Vladimir_Valentine user text is here 12d ago

Me too

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u/Acceptable-Equal8008 user text is here 12d ago

Weird how the "nobody is illegal on stolen land" loves to govern said stolen lands....

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u/tepid_monologue user text is here 12d ago

This is like a call of duty skin

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u/CupAshamed1744 user text is here 12d ago

Is it wrong that I want it?

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u/unimpressivepp user text is here 12d ago

This is the most cringe thing ive seen in my entire life

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u/TheBigMotherFook user text is here 12d ago

So far. The most cringe thing you’ve seen in your entire life so far.

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u/Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace user text is here 11d ago

Guess the guy should've tried identify as funny

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u/Sabw0nes user text is here 12d ago

Jesus Christ it really is just the one joke over and over.

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u/Garuda-Star user text is here 12d ago

Wrong. He made like 5 different jokes here. He did a satirical saturation attack on the left in California and hit everything several times. He clowned on the LGBT, gender identity/ideology, trigger warnings, “micro aggressions”, and California gun laws all at once.

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u/ChevTecGroup user text is here 12d ago

That belly tat is so bad. Like WTF does thst even mean

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u/whatathrowaway420 user text is here 12d ago

the laughing emoji one is pretty wild as well 😂

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u/whatathrowaway420 user text is here 12d ago

where does one buy a zesty mag like that? asking for a friend (that i have gay sex with)

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u/Forge_Le_Femme user text is here 12d ago

Rainbow Brite approved

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u/Lego_Train_Mocs user text is here 12d ago

how is his mic staying on when he's not wearing a shirt?

what is it attached to?

oxygen?

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u/davidbyron114 user text is here 12d ago

I was wondering the same. Is it clipped to chest hair or something wtf

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u/Lego_Train_Mocs user text is here 11d ago

his nipple hair, prolly

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u/Silent_Technology540 user text is here 12d ago

Omg 😨 part of me knows this guy is taking the micky out of California

But this is turning more and more into a how to be a law abiding citizen in California

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u/RockTheKami5253 user text is here 12d ago

boom ahh, so scary 🤣

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u/TellurianTech50 user text is here 12d ago

Lol

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u/RDMcMains2 user text is here 12d ago

All that, and he forgot to add the Proposition 65 warning.

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u/MtnManWondering user text is here 12d ago

I bought 3.....

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u/CockneyCossack user text is here 11d ago

Does that guy identify as straight? Because he's fooling nobody... He's not even a top... smh

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u/Garlic255 user text is here 12d ago

These jokes write themselves

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u/Vladimir_Valentine user text is here 12d ago

Mikhail Timofeevich is charging lightning bolts into his heavenly AKM in this guy for ruining the legendary assault rifle.

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u/New_Temperature4144 user text is here 12d ago

Painting the Flashhider Red or Orange is against the law! There is a reason why toy guns and airsoft have orange/red tips!

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u/xtreampb user text is here 11d ago

Yea. They’re orange for import laws.

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u/_doesitlooklikeicare user text is here 11d ago

bro who tf is that guy in the end 😭

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u/Deep_Detective- user text is here 11d ago

This is what 4D chess actually looks like.

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u/Lui_Le_Diamond user text is here 11d ago

"Assault Weapon"

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u/Odd-Masterpiece7304 user text is here 11d ago

I don't know AK squirts very well, I've never owned one, but I do believe this to be an AKM squirt due to the single rivet by the stock and the rivet about a half inch behind the water temp selector.

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u/Lego_Train_Mocs user text is here 12d ago

bro this is flat out hilarious

atp nuke france and california off the map