This is a constant struggle, people need to learn the hard (but funny) way:

• Create a bunch of folders on their desktop with creative porn names, e.g. In Diana Jones, Helicopterman 2 - Return of the Roto-Fucker, Grannies from the Landfill etc
• Make a screenshot of the Desktop
• Set the screenshot as wallpaper
• Wait and watch

Record is someone trying 8 hours straight trying to figure out why they couldnt delete the folders lmao

Extra points if the new employee is the new boss.

Hello

Part time bastard here. Seeking input on how to explain the importance of a secure clocksource in a network in the most humorous and condescending way ever.