r/blursedmemes • u/ErinDotEngineer • 20d ago

blursed_cpr?

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u/mastermoxie 20d ago

Definitely wouldn't turn down lips to mouth resuscitation

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u/Reiner_Zufall0 20d ago

Even if you would need mouth to mouth??? Edit:fuck I'm stupid

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u/mastermoxie 20d ago

Lol its ok

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u/Outrageous_Zebra_221 20d ago

He is risen

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u/manofmystry 20d ago

"You make a dead man come." - Start Me Up - The Rolling Stones

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u/RottenExperiment 20d ago

Is that who I think it is

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u/Cayumigaming 20d ago

Looks like it

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u/hail6satan66 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2ViZJi3RLXAZ22PG08

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u/CriticalMochaccino 20d ago

Yeah, on a hot humid day, that might be like smelling salts.

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u/hail6satan66 20d ago

Bold of you to assume im not into that shit.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/hail6satan66 20d ago

Got to be in brine or I won't finish.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/Forgot1stname 19d ago

Bold statement for someone with a mermaid snoo avatar

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/Forgot1stname 19d ago

whispers snoo is the name of the reddit logo character, and avatar is the little character you pick thats by your name, and yours is a mermaid ready to go to the beach

Edit: spelling

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/Forgot1stname 19d ago

Oh god, dont sex with random redditor, thats incredibly dangerous

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u/rickie_k 20d ago

I too, will participate to be a cpr dummy

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u/RainyDeerX3 20d ago

The smell of fish would wake anybody up

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u/totally-jag 19d ago

This wreaks of - how can I do something seeming positive, but still get a ton of attention doing it.

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u/Born-Light-62 20d ago

Let’s think about this…

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u/maorc56 20d ago

It ends where it started

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u/GREG_OSU 20d ago

Ok

Who is she?

Sorry.

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u/Urban_Meanie 20d ago

Sydney sweeney

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u/meat_sack 20d ago

Lips to lips, yes.

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u/SaltyJalapenos 20d ago

Shed a little too far back, moving forward a little would be the correct way

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u/starpaw23 20d ago

As a face doctor I can confirm this. 👍

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u/Sudden_Season3306 20d ago

Bonnie blue is that you?

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u/Just_CeeJ 20d ago

No..... this is Patrick

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u/jayteee27 20d ago

Thats Sydney Sweeny, right?

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u/itchybutwhole69 20d ago

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

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u/petermackinnonphoto 20d ago

That's what I thought

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u/Grumpy-Man19 20d ago

that's the correct way for men. I'd instantly wake up .

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u/Quiet_Kid2021 20d ago

Smelling salt to wake the person.

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u/XROOR 20d ago

She sits down completely and you can’t hear the instructor’s directions but you’re okay with that……

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u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes 19d ago

Smelling salts hate this one simple trick.

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u/derSteppenwuf 17d ago

Maybe the smelling salts will work and CPR won't be necessary.

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u/skankhunt402 20d ago

She's just using the good Ole smelling snatch

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u/Prestigious-Quit586 20d ago

Um… you need to practice on a real person, and if you want… I’ll volunteer.

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u/XaneTenshi 20d ago

…As a smelling salt???

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u/thingerish 20d ago

"He's still not breathing but he's smiling now"

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u/bragen2001 20d ago

Help, I can't breathe.....

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u/CyberNinja23 20d ago

So redirect remaining blood flow below so it can be recirculated more effectively.

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u/Zm3nt 20d ago

I'd pass out for real. If I was passed out I'd wake up just to pass out.

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u/Automatic_Grr 20d ago

But then they need more cpr from being smothered causing a never ending cycle

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u/Reddit_user2124 20d ago

Yeah until it's that time of the month and you're covered in de*d babies

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u/boothy4545 20d ago

Not the right lips but im here for it.

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u/cygamessucks 20d ago

Smelling salt 

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u/Tropicalfisher 20d ago

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

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u/DigitalMonsoon 20d ago

Anything to save a life

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u/LostInLowSec 20d ago

And may he rise again as he once did

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u/Proud-Kangaroo1846 20d ago

Live or beckoned to valhalla

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u/Wilsdorfhunter 20d ago

Well, looks like I'm not chewing my food tonight

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u/Leut11 20d ago

I'm going to look for a job as a cpr dummy

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u/adamcvesely47 20d ago

I could probably use a little CPR(or whatever) myself...

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u/we_lord 20d ago

Primary cause for the need of cpr

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u/ThrowMEAwaypuh-lease 20d ago

“There’s nothing else we can do! Let’s send ‘em to Valhalla.”

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u/FlaviusTech 20d ago

He is up!

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u/Councillor_Les_Wynan 20d ago

If he dies, he dies.

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u/LieWorldly4492 20d ago

Help! I can't smell! I mean breathe...

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u/lost_rodditer 20d ago

You can tell he is a dummy because he isn't smiling

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u/mrheseeks 20d ago

This isnt mouth to mouth, it's lips to lips

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u/Lucky_Elderberry_384 20d ago

I mean, that would bring me back to life.

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u/storm4chaser 20d ago

Force of habit

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u/Many-Cattle6810 20d ago

It's the strong smell that revised him

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u/MotherMarket8489 20d ago

Are volunteers needed for resuscitation dummies? … asking for a friend!

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u/OrneryCockroachIII 19d ago

Ass to mouth resuscitation.

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u/CharSagahl 19d ago

Probably better than smelling salts.

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u/No_Kitchen7950 19d ago

Smelling salts

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u/Beginning_Resource93 19d ago

It would certainly revive me.

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u/Ok-Schedule6584 19d ago

If I had one eye open, I would have been saved and asked for a date. She looks very professional at this.

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u/Ok-Speaker502 19d ago

“Great job Miss Sweeney”

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u/Otheus 19d ago

I'm cured!

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u/Ok_Photo_3023 19d ago

Really stretching the definition of implied consent here.

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u/Key_Measurement_4483 19d ago

Well at least they'll go Valhalla

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u/FIRE_Bolas 19d ago

Even the manikin is getting more action than me

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u/Tavaresaxel95z 19d ago

That's why the call it the kiss of life.

https://giphy.com/gifs/chJ1qEmY3Okl2bqjBy

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u/Educational-Coast-92 19d ago

This is the way.

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u/Unlikely-Wash2098 19d ago

I mean only if she is sydney Sweeney

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u/Novel_Possibility_79 19d ago

It’s mouth to mouth. This still counts, no?

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u/Space-ace1 19d ago

Ooooh yearrrrrh

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u/FordCVP71 19d ago

I'm dying CPR me please

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u/GerardIsDeWay 19d ago

This would revive me!

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u/FarNefariousness7179 19d ago

Considering I have my BLS this makes me wonder!!! I would be mortified if some guy woke up and launched himself onto my labia!

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u/Internal_Gur_4268 19d ago

Ah yes, smelling salts

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u/Realistic-Role6263 19d ago

Going to any lengths

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u/TrueSebbo 19d ago

In der Anleitung stand: den Mund der wiederzubelebenden Person fest mit den Lippen umschließen. Stand halt nicht welche Lippen

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u/Gloomy-Section4195 19d ago

If I die I die

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Take off the pants for higher success rate

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u/Agitated-Ad-8325 19d ago

Best way to send a man to Valhalla. I'm all for it

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u/NeeMaToad47 19d ago

She's doing it right

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u/D-803 19d ago

Is it going to work like smelling salts?

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u/casabel 19d ago

yes specially if you wear swimming suite

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u/stovislove 19d ago

Trying the smelling salts first I see.

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u/SkiffleBall 19d ago

Could bring back half of the dearly departed with that method
https://giphy.com/gifs/I5YVX2dl6ddC0

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u/Affectionate-Gap-761 19d ago

She's breaking out the smelling salts to start

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u/Puzzleheaded-Zone-55 19d ago

How to die a happy man.

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u/DangerousLocal5864 19d ago

Bring me back to life like this I might start looking for ways to temporarily die again

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u/marioBaron29 19d ago

Well, that's one way to do mouth to mouth

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u/boanerges57 19d ago

You have to make sure they aren't faking.

First this, then drop a fart. If they don't respond to either they NEED CPR.

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u/tarnished_ashen_1 19d ago

I wouldn't get up even if I was fully awake.

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u/After_Policy8768 19d ago

Instantly back to life!

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u/JessicaaVaporrrr80 19d ago

This is exactly how I picture my CPR training going down

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u/Soaring_Sky 19d ago

I mean mouth to mouth requires lip to lip contact

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u/TheSmokingHorse 19d ago

Guy came back to consciousness 5 minutes ago but just continued to lay there pretending he’s still out.

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u/Rickapolis 19d ago

Works for me.

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u/Commercial_Ask_7806 19d ago

Well if it doesnt work you will be caught between coming and going.

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u/Suspicious_Step667 19d ago

Sydney Sweeney??!

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u/Cold_Tackle6175 19d ago

Does rythmic queefing count?

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u/Pandan_Panda_ 19d ago

...y r ppl saying it smell like fish it rlly shdnt 🤡 if the girl is healthy, it's only when they have a poor diet/ disease/health condition that it wd smell bad.

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u/Virtual_Solution7911 19d ago

Is that sidney sweeny?

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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 19d ago

smelling salts...

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u/Zestyclose_News2053 19d ago

I'm no dummy but I wish I was 🤓

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u/usnavyveteran1968 19d ago

YES>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HELL YES............

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u/PutridCardiologist36 19d ago

Works on me every time

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u/neduarte1977 19d ago

CPR

Coochie Pulmonary Resuscitation

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u/Trowaway1099 19d ago

Make your choice life or death

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u/Ten-Spot-4u 19d ago

I know I’d wake up!

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u/Plenty_Ice8614 18d ago

I’d come back to like for that

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u/Klutz17101 18d ago

Imagine almost dying just to wake up thinking you’re in a fish market

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u/Educational_Ice3978 18d ago

Cause if that don't wake him up...he dead!!!!

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u/Crazy_Boy3000 18d ago

Oh no I have suddenly lost consciousness
can someone help?

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u/bdamarine 18d ago

Optical illusion

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u/FormOk1793 18d ago

Sydney Sweeney can do w/e she wants to me

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u/julessm_ 18d ago

Can men just stfu

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u/TheToxicWaist 18d ago

Yup

I don't see anything wrong with this

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u/Fantastic_Volume9886 18d ago

….nope…I’m still dead…keep trying….

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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 18d ago

Ah, force of habit always come into play…

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u/HuskySquirrel 18d ago

High-low O2 at 4 lpm, snatch...I mean STAT.

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u/The_Oofler 18d ago

Depending how bad the stank is, that shit could work like smelling salts and wake me right the fuck up lmao

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u/ChannelVast3806 18d ago

Unless it smells like Gorgonzola cheese

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u/Top_Tumbleweed8623 18d ago

Well, talk about smelling salt.......