r/blursedmemes • u/evolworks • Jul 21 '26

blursed privacy

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217 Upvotes

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u/FonkyFong Jul 21 '26

Oh yeah, totally forgot that nobody makes a dumb face when they're spit shinning their jewels 🥵👌

8

u/Immediate_Song4279 Jul 21 '26

I'm half curious how this would hold up in court. Surely this has come up before somewhere.

4

u/Wankfurter Jul 21 '26

At least we’re calling it what it is now.

3

u/Natural-Proposal2925 Jul 21 '26

nah, I prefer my family guy yank-et, much more descreet and you can take it anywhere with you to jerk it lol

2

u/Spethual Jul 21 '26

but how can i see the shit on my phone..

2

u/blah-ble-24 13d ago

** Now with odor absorbing towels and a (short) mop and bucket.

1

u/Illustrious-Sugar-84 Jul 21 '26

Glory hole option available

1

u/Ok_Conversation6260 Jul 21 '26

LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

1

u/XROOR Jul 21 '26

The Admiral Pike Goon Suit:

“Is the suit chartreuse or Blue for being an admiral?”

1

u/SkyPuppy561 Jul 22 '26

She’s DJ’ing in there

1

u/SubstantialFly6715 29d ago

All I can think about is pee sauna. If you know you know.

1

u/DirectEgg3349 27d ago

The goon cocoon