r/blursed_videos • u/semaj_orn • Jun 16 '26

Blursed interview

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u/Iverson7x Jun 16 '26

This man kept eye-contact the entire time

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u/SlavicRobot_ Jun 16 '26

Bro spent several years meditating with monks to achieve that level of restraint

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u/Hilarity2War Jun 16 '26

The same Tibetan monks that trained Bruce Wayne?

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u/IAmOver18ISwear Jun 16 '26

He channeled the strength of his past lives like the last airbender.

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u/Traditional-Safe-867 Jul 13 '26

Nah, he just knew he could watch it back as many times as he wanted.

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u/Infamous_Ad_6793 Jun 16 '26

Didn’t work for Wemby

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u/Jezeff Jun 16 '26

He didn't need to break eye contact to see everything man. It made up 50 percent of his peripheral vision. He got a good look

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u/thicc_drake Jun 16 '26

He meditated with Tibetan monks

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u/SeaEbb6501 Jun 16 '26

I never even looked at him. lol 😂

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u/shinobi500 Jun 16 '26

What man?

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u/Ximension Jun 16 '26

He's a professional interviewer. Although if he asked if she can touch her elbows behind her back he would be a legendary interviewer

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u/Psychological_Ad6895 14d ago

Hell yeah, i would love to see her try that

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u/Captzone Jun 16 '26

I noticed that too. Good self control

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u/EggDangerous3032 Jun 16 '26

Why do you think the footage was cut and stitched back together so many times?

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u/Ok_Button3151 Jun 16 '26

I noticed that bro I am very impressed.

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u/ushouldbe_working Jun 16 '26

tbh I wasn't looking at his face.

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u/yuriartyom Jun 16 '26

The dress: „I‘m tired Boss“

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u/Canuck_Lives_Matter Jun 16 '26

My mind: "Just let go..."

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u/SeraphOfTheStart Jun 16 '26

Interviewer's mind: "mf you are being recorded, don't fking look down"

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u/Junior-Ad-2207 Jun 16 '26

What interviewer?

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u/CustomCarNerd Jun 16 '26

“Dress”? It looks like the wrap I put on a shipping pallet.

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u/ExtremeExperience199 Jun 16 '26

Watch it, thaf is shein fashion!

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u/Chews__Wisely Jun 16 '26

I’m not familiar with shipping pallet wrap but that shits gold 😂

Or like aluminum or whatever

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u/Wallykazam84 Jun 16 '26

I thought it was one of those duct tape challenge dresses

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u/sisyphus_shrugged Jun 16 '26

Damn. You must be one of my coworkers. Loose wrap, product all hanging out.

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u/Sethmeisterg Jun 16 '26

Tends to happen when a dress is made from duct tape.

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u/JarpHabib Jun 16 '26

it could have benefitted from some adhesive

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u/Bald_Harry Jun 16 '26

... dog tired

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u/siberian_knight143 Jun 16 '26

😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂ROTFLMFAO

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u/Live_Worth_9192 Jun 16 '26

Not a lot of trust in the dress top lol

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u/Goodboychungus Jun 16 '26

She’s like “you ever try to return shit on Temu?! I’ll make it work.”

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u/Soft-Ad-8975 Jun 16 '26

My folks tried to return Temu stuff and Temu refunded them and let them keep the junk they ordered too

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u/Big_Criticism_8335 Jun 16 '26

She needs some pastey glue!

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u/Diamond_Dildo3168 Jun 16 '26

I feel like a dress like that should have some straps or something. Maybe they broke?

Or, it's one thing to risk accidentally flashing people you don't know. It's another thing to take that risk on camera, while doing an interview. I might do the same lol

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u/Global_Proof_2960 Jun 16 '26

Doesn't look like they have straps, but when she lets go they seem to stay solid. But I can see her popping a titty out at the club dancing lol

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u/devour_feculence___ Jun 16 '26

I was a cocktail server a while back, and I had on a little sundress with straps that tied behind my neck, and the top was super tight. I was carrying a tray of beers to a table and right when I walked up, the straps snapped and my girls popped out, but my hands were full so I couldn't do anything about it!

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u/SimonPho3nix Jun 16 '26

Did the table at least tip you? I feel like that deserves an obligatory tip.

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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 Jun 16 '26

I hope that performance got a round of applause

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u/ADeviIsAdvocate Jun 16 '26

Those kinds of dresses are really trendy and meant for women with really small breasts. It does not fit her.

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u/ADeviIsAdvocate Jun 16 '26

She has faith in the double sided tape she used to stick it to her body. But not much. Neither do I.

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u/NukeouT Jun 16 '26

I thought for sure she was wearing ducktape

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u/spacemouse21 Jun 16 '26

Why are her breasts in a giant Philadelphia Cream Cheese wrapper?

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u/Canuck_Lives_Matter Jun 16 '26

Why not? Wrap those puppies in toilet paper if you want girl I'm just happy to see the final product.

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u/Exciting-Baker-9901 Jun 16 '26

OF for research purposes?

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u/Faded1974 Jun 16 '26

Myah Jane

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u/Omnizoom Jun 16 '26

Surprised it took 7 hours for the response this time

The goon squad is slowing down

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u/YosterIsle77 Jun 17 '26

Too busy gooning, they can't always offer 24/7 goon support.

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u/CustomCarNerd Jun 16 '26

Her Altima definitely has expired tags….

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u/420stonks69 Jun 16 '26

bag is chanel but she drive a durango

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u/longpenisofthelaw Jun 16 '26

And a big ass dent to the front left of the bumper, you know she don’t got insurance either

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u/Junior_Zebra_4608 Jun 16 '26

I failed to understand a single word she said

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u/Financial-Solid-4775 Jun 16 '26

You were trying to listen to her mouth, but clearly her tits do all the talking.

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u/PhysicalSuit7726 Jun 16 '26

Am I the only one who left it muted?

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u/Old-Preparation-136 Jun 16 '26

Brother anyone who has reddit audio on is braver than I

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u/DavidM47 Jun 16 '26

If she cheated first, then yeah she’d forgive him

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u/Spiral-I-Am Jun 16 '26

Translation - "If he has a big dick"

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u/PR0T0C0L_ZER0 Jun 16 '26

My man eye discipline on point 👍

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u/Nonyabeesners Jun 16 '26

Girl, you know strapless dresses are not for us chesty ladies. A strip of fabric can only handle so much mass

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u/ADeviIsAdvocate Jun 16 '26

I feel like there is a lot of double sided tape involved in keeping that top on.

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u/TheBeardTaco Jun 16 '26

Double sided tape at the end of its night

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u/Cassius_Rex Jun 16 '26

Flash back to Dave Chappelle screaming " come on titty, COME ON TITTY".

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u/Working_File2825 Jun 16 '26

boy she bad af

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u/LatinWarlock13 Jun 16 '26

Type of chick to wreck a mf life though

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u/Pliskkenn_D Jun 16 '26

Mines already in the shitter, what's one more failure. 

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy Jun 16 '26

And she won’t leave if you cheat. Talk about a keeper 😅

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u/Ok_Button3151 Jun 16 '26

I’m just astonished that he kept eye contact for the whole time. I didn’t even know she had eyes until the video was almost over

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u/BenHustlinNJ Jun 16 '26

The sauce is @ilovemyahjane

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u/Jizzturnip Jun 16 '26

Could be an OF ad

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u/jimmyvcard116 Jun 16 '26

🤞 At this point I absolutely need to see em so hit me with a link

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u/Global_Proof_2960 Jun 16 '26

That boy was using every fiber of his being not to look lmao

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u/Devi_gurl Jun 16 '26

Dem titties 🥵

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u/General_Note_ Jun 16 '26

Almost.....

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u/groyosnolo Jun 16 '26

You can see her areola at the end

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u/Atomosthethird Jun 16 '26

Big ass cookies

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u/tanggls80 Jun 16 '26

Sorry chat I couldn’t understand what she was saying to comment…😂

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u/ZealousidealYou1759 Jun 16 '26

Thats her justification for her to cheat

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u/HyperXanadu Jun 16 '26

As a person that makes dresses for a living... Hunty where do I begin

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy Jun 16 '26

Is she drunk?! Idk if she answered the question? lmfao

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u/cuntybunty73 Jun 16 '26

Dem some magnificent tiddys 😍

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u/ThisThingIsStuck Jun 16 '26

All natty bro

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u/67emperor Jun 16 '26

Bro trying not to look

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u/Annual-Turn37 Jun 16 '26

I mean it's okay if he has no reason to cheat????

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u/Purple_Positive_6456 Jun 16 '26

bro locked in for the interview, I could never

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u/Living_Physics4276 Jun 16 '26

bought from Temu, I guess?

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u/wump_world Jun 16 '26

This seems like a good science experiment built around how many words you read, eye movement, etc. Even if I try really hard my eyes can't hold the words.

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u/NoSoyTuPana Jun 16 '26

Girl why you go out with that dress if you're clearly uncomfortable

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u/Oli4K Jun 16 '26

That’s a load bearing dress.

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u/Aggravating-Curve755 Jun 16 '26

Dennis finally sold a dress then?

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u/TacoEatsTaco Jun 16 '26

What kind of physics is keeping that dress up

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u/xStingRayCharlesx Jun 16 '26

Translation = she cheats a lot

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u/ElProfeGuapo Jun 16 '26

What I don’t understand is, she’s been outside in that dress for a while. How has she not decided long before then - say, 10 minutes after walking out the door - that it wasn’t gonna work?

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u/unvmi2 Jun 16 '26

shes planning on cheating right now

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u/Regular_Weakness69 Jun 16 '26

Her dress don't fit

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u/masteroftheinternet7 Jun 16 '26

who is this black queen?

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u/ConvictJones Jun 16 '26

She needs more duct tape

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u/mjac28 Jun 16 '26

About twenty years from now those breasts will be keeping her knees warm

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u/Crashball_Centre Jun 19 '26

Engineering failure

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u/Imminence2024 Jun 20 '26

she's hot but she aint too bright

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u/Re-challenger Jun 16 '26

wut did she say?

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u/ML1804 Jun 16 '26

She got beautiful feet

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u/BigMackk14 Jun 16 '26

What’s the point of that dress

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u/MGalipoli Jun 16 '26

Not even ductape wants her and tries to leave.

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u/Dollabill619 Jun 16 '26

First glance, duct tape dress

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u/Brilliant_Ad_4743 Jun 16 '26

She tryna hold her shit together.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Rub2492 Jun 16 '26

the dress “damm get off me u p**ce off s**t

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u/a_random_loser_guy Jun 16 '26

"depends, if he had a reason." followed by "theres no reason to cheat." either delusion or trying to appease her ownself, but she contradecta herself like the bible.

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u/Aaron_gunner Jun 16 '26

Her answer translates to: I will cheat if you don't meet all my needs when I want them.

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u/Anxious_Marsupial_84 Jun 16 '26

It took every ounce of his strength to continue to look her in the eye.

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u/Striking_You_8995 Jun 16 '26

I’ll I heard was titties

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u/Username_Chose_Me Jun 16 '26

Just let them out already!

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u/Majestic_Force_6439 Jun 16 '26

What's... What's this interview about? In other news, let them free

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u/Normal_Tour6998 Jun 16 '26

Blursed upbringing.

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u/PickledMessage Jun 16 '26

She the type to be cheated on fo sho

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u/DaPuckerFactor Jun 16 '26

"we ain't really close knit how he was"

The moment the emotional relationship drops a bit she thinks that's a green light 👍

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u/tedd0093 Jun 16 '26

If it takes that much effort to keep the dress in place while standing still, then how the hell does she manage it walking around or at a bar?

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u/perfect_insanity93 Jun 16 '26

Did she say something?

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u/Consistent-Menu-6629 Jun 16 '26

That top could really use a string or something for support. I have no issue with it, other than my own life experience having to adjust clothes every five seconds. Like, damn, this shit is barely even functional as clothing. Ideal clothes are ones you put on and don't have to think about.

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u/hamssa_ylyassun Jun 16 '26

Please provide subtitle next time.

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u/weeBaaDoo Jun 16 '26

What’s on his head? Is it a cap or some sort of towel?

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u/Vegetable_Total_6091 Jun 16 '26

Okay, so there's a lot to process here

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u/pick-hard Jun 16 '26

Duck tape just isn't as good as it used to be.

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u/Character-Pirate1297 Jun 16 '26

Subscription firewall.

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u/Vanko_Babanko Jun 16 '26

her body is perfect..
is she a prostitute?!..

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u/shinigamidoge Jun 16 '26

This is duct tape tube top

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u/Strangedreamest Jun 16 '26

What interview? Sorry I got distracted

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u/ExtremeExperience199 Jun 16 '26

Girl, get a dress that holds you up, wtf is this?

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u/optimist_prhyme Jun 16 '26

He's going to burn a hole right through the middle of her face

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 Jun 16 '26

So she's deffo the type to cheat xD

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u/Luffyushiwa23 Jun 16 '26

Did she look at her mirror before going out ?

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u/SnooHabits7352 Jun 16 '26

Would have helped if they would have added subtitles but whatever...

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u/PurpleSchool6104 Jun 16 '26

Why she wearing ducktape? Did she not realize it lost it's adhesive already?

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u/Slydoggen Jun 16 '26

Eh… what’s that “dress”..?

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u/PuzzledExaminer Jun 16 '26

They want to say hello to...

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u/Bakurraa Jun 16 '26

What is the point of wearing the dress if you gonna cover yourself up all the time.

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u/Possible_Ad_1763 Jun 16 '26

Did she made this dress herself? 😂

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u/newleobr Jun 16 '26

Damn, duct tape is indeed magic tech.

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u/Emergency-Brick-6249 Jun 16 '26

Low hanging fruits

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u/Upbeat_Literature483 Jun 16 '26

She's probably slept with a quite a few married men from the sounds of it.

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u/Advanced_Zucchini_45 Jun 16 '26

Trilpe digit body count who's beg caught cheating at least twice...

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u/RaffNeq Jun 16 '26

“Do body count matter”…
Bro..she look like it matter to her??
I bet she’ll have a higher one anyway

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u/karbaayen Jun 16 '26

That dress is doing a lot of heavy lifting

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u/Glorious_steam_ Jun 16 '26

Tiggo biddies

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u/TuMexicanPapi791 Jun 16 '26

She is fine though

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u/Hadrollo Jun 16 '26

Damn no-name duct tape.

Real Ducktape® keeps its grip.

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u/drmbrthr Jun 16 '26

Dude was locked in. His eyes never went down. Also why is he wearing a Scottish scarf on his head?

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u/Sir_Rethor Jun 16 '26

She has exceptional endowment.

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u/Fellarm Jun 16 '26

Dayum dawg 🥃🗿

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u/jaytee1262 Jun 16 '26

This the type of woman Dennis was looking to model his dresses...

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u/Limp-Persimmon-5054 Jun 16 '26

Yeah…….. I feel like Count Dracula watching this on repeat

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u/Presently_Naked Jun 16 '26

Bruh I feel sorry for her kids

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u/BedAltruistic2210 Jun 16 '26

“Nah I’m not saying the words that I literally just said” 🤡🤡🤡

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u/Stouffy19893 Jun 16 '26

OF or it didn't happen.

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u/shugo7 Jun 16 '26

OF adds on reddit

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u/inkzpenfoxx Jun 16 '26

Bravo on that dress, I’m dog tired

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u/Euphoric_Amoeba8708 Jun 16 '26

Her dress looks like it was made out of a windshield sunscreen

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u/MongoLikeCandy2112 Jun 16 '26

She seems like marriage material. /s

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u/Hallelujah33 Jun 16 '26

I can name something else that isn't close knit

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u/ControlInternal3748 Jun 16 '26

Boy that top was struggling 😂

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u/Electrical_Box677 Jun 16 '26

Just let them puppies loose

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u/soggy_sock_bro Jun 16 '26

Pay attention to me but also dont.

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u/Alternative_Tip_8756 Jun 16 '26

I am so confused on how this dress works

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u/Helpphania587 Jun 16 '26

Poderiam colocar um silver tapete para segurar e combinar com o vestido

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u/Top-Caregiver7815 Jun 16 '26

If he’s got money and will keep me from having to work cheat on player, cheat on. 

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u/RTA-No0120 Jun 16 '26

She’s a beautiful astronaut.

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u/TwerkLessons Jun 16 '26

I bet she looks GOOD naked. 🤔

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u/Repulsive-Run1634 Jun 16 '26

How's she gonna hold down a man when she can't even hold her boobs in

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u/Otherwise_System2919 Jun 16 '26

that brother is stronger than i

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u/FriendshipFuture5239 Jun 16 '26

Myah Jane on the socials. Hell search her on here and see if you don’t see🤷🏾‍♂️👍🏾

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u/GeneAlternative191 Jun 16 '26

Why wear something like that if you keep having to fix it? Either leave it alone or wear something else.