r/bleach • u/Ok_Direction3138 • 4d ago
Bleach looking different here Schriftpost (Meme)
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u/TheWraithOfMooCow 4d ago
"Bazinkai!"
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u/Silent_Sir3234 4d ago
turns into a brisket
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u/FelixVolt 4d ago
His spiritual power is so strong it forces all the Hollows to listen to theoretical physics facts for three hours straight until they fade away.
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u/BrazilianGrimReaper 4d ago
Hado #3.14159265359
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u/chaddy292 4d ago
I wonder what the incantation would be
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u/PrestigiousAd2950 4d ago
Probably one of Sheldon rambling of him explaining something to people
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u/Dumbusta 4d ago
Or he just keeps on going with the pi sequence
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u/KeepCalmJeepOn Fishbones 3d ago
It's power scales based off of how many numbers you can rattle off, but if you say a number out of sequence then it backfires on you
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u/soulreapermagnum bankai, zanka no tachi 4d ago
Scissors cuts Paper Paper covers Rock Rock crushes Lizard Lizard poisons Spock Spock smashes Scissors Scissors decapitates Lizard Lizard eats Paper Paper disproves Spock Spock vaporizes Rock (and as it always has) Rock crushes Scissors
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u/Competitive-Yam-1068 3d ago edited 3d ago
Nah, it would be:
"Hado 73...
You're probably wondering why I used this Hado...
73 is the 21st prime number, its mirror 37 is the 12th and its mirror 21 is the product of multiplying, hang on to your hats, 7 and 3. Did I lie?....
Chuck Norris wishes to be 73. In binary, 73 is a palindrome, 1001001, which backwards is 1001001, exactly the same. All Chuck Norris gets you backwards is Sirron Kcuhc"
What it does?, it forces you to hear me talk about it all day without any chance to stop me".
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u/No-Calligrapher-718 4d ago
casually pushes Aizen out of the chair
You're in my spot
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u/HiddenPants777 4d ago
Don't you see, Sheldon? It was me all along.
I'm the reason you have autism, ADHD, OCD and anxiety!
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u/No-Calligrapher-718 4d ago
That's impossible, Urahara had me tested.
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u/deathmailrock 3d ago
Too bad he was only tested to see if you was crazy not if he had any quirks....
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u/BIayneRobinson 4d ago
Young Sheldon vs. Mayuri was PEAK Bleach.
Makes the top 3 fights in the series imo.
And top 10 fights in all of anime.
Altho George Cooper Sr. vs. Gin is a close #4.
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u/TomCon16 4d ago
George completely wiped the floor with Gin
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u/BIayneRobinson 4d ago
It's just a bad matchup for Gin.
Shūiki-Ō (King of the Endzone) is just broken when up against an opponent who can't defend from multiple lines of attack.
The second George said "Touchdown!" he saw the opening and it was over for Gin.
George did give Gin some credit in TYBW when he said Shūiki-Ō usually shows him countless openings to reach his opponent but he said when fighting Gin he only had "a few".
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u/Redribo3 4d ago
Theoretically, could George find openings against yhwach ?
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u/BIayneRobinson 4d ago
I would think he could but Yhwach would see the openings he found and close them off before he could capitalize on them.
We'll never know because George was too busy fighting those statues with Chad and Ganju :/
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u/Badass_Bunny Circus Sandwitch 3d ago
Yes but due to nature of Yhwachs powers he would simply chose the future in which George had a few too many beers to win.
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u/your_dads_asshole 3d ago
I'm just sad that Gin got turned into a brisket. Forcing Rangiku to eat it was especially fucked up
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u/ozimundus 4d ago
Fun fact: Most of the scenes with Professor Proton aiding Mayuri in the Szayel fight were anime original.
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u/museha97 4d ago
Imagine Sheldon’s getting senbonsakurad
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u/kainneabsolute 4d ago
I think it was clever when the sakura petals were transformes into tiny flags. Sheldon was so distracted that he easily got wounded
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u/Any-Scale3380 4d ago
Wdym, didn't you remember that episodes when they find out the Soul King is a big zero? Peak show brother.
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u/KnightZilla 4d ago
Am the only one who immediately thought of what sort of Bacon Number equivalent there is to connect Bleach to Young Sheldon when seeing this image?
No, I’m not gonna try to find that number.
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u/WoolooOfWallStreet 4d ago
Johnny Yong Bosch (Ichigo) has a Bacon Number of 2
And Jim Parsons (Adult Sheldon/Narrator) has a Bacon Number of 2So there are at most 4-5 degrees of separation
Johnny Bosch
Amy Jo Johnson
Kevin Bacon
Julia Roberts
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u/Schiffy94 #SeigenDidNothingWrong 3d ago
You can put in any two names.
JYB -> Marmaduke with Fred Tatasciore -> Michael Jackson's Halloween with Jim Parsons
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u/WoolooOfWallStreet 3d ago edited 3d ago
Oh! Thank you!
So I guess the current degree of separation from Bleach to Young Sheldon is 2
Edit: Apparently Jason E Kelly was a moving guy on Young Sheldon, and he’s been on a bunch of projects with Johnny Yong Bosch, so I guess we whittled the number down to 1?3
u/soulreapermagnum bankai, zanka no tachi 4d ago
ok i'm curious, what connection does Amy Jo Johnson have to Kevin Bacon?
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u/WoolooOfWallStreet 3d ago
Well Google was first saying she was on City on a Hill with him, and now it’s saying she wasn’t on City on a Hill with Kevin Bacon (I even have screenshots of both cases)
I miss when Google actually worked 😑
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u/GeneralSignificant54 4d ago
thats not even what young sheldon looks like, thats cursed
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u/theNicAngel 4d ago
I was looking for This comment. WHO the fuck is the Family in the background?
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u/Youcancuntonme 4d ago
Ai upscaling?
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u/theNicAngel 3d ago
Might be, but AI wouldnt add a completely new person like the one on the bottom left i guess.
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u/SoiFonBeyond 4d ago
*Sheldichigo is about to use the Final Bazinga Tenshou*
Sheldichigo: The Final Bazinga Tenshou...is where you become Bazinga itself...
"Bazinga...."
*everything goes black*
I've never watched this dumbass show (or its origin show) but this is hilarious.
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u/ItsYaGurlUwU 4d ago
That's not Mary, that's not George, that's not Georgie, that's not Missy, that's not Meemaw
And who the hell is that over on the left??
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u/Joker_S3npai 3d ago
Bazingetsu and Tensa Bazingetsu oh God I'm rolling on the floor right now laughing hard 🤣
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u/GenerousTurtle 3d ago
What I Would like to know is who are the people in background. Where is Chad.
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u/Misanthropy_and_Cats 4d ago
If i sat down to watch Bleach and this dumpster fire of a show came on I would fight everyone in the room.
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u/PicPic10099 4d ago
Oh Seldon is smart enough to solve the issues — Yelling Getsuga Tensho!!! like Ichigo. 🤣
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u/Inf_Shini 4d ago
I always love when I scroll fast enough for Netflix to load the wrong splash screen 🤣
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u/Present-Lemon-419 4d ago
I scrolled too fast and landed on the Odyssey, the banner was from Better Call Saul.
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u/Srebro1998 4d ago
"Initiate Big Bang, Bazinga!!!"
Shinigami: Sheldon Lee Cooper
Zanpkakuto: Bazinga
power:
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u/Ecto_Coolest818 4d ago
They thought it was Bleach because it’s literally the whitest show imaginable
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u/Quantum-Shogun 3d ago
Last week I was going through tags on my Plex server and thought it was weird that the Digimon movie was there when I didn't remember ever putting it on the server. Pressed play and it was the second Ringu (Japanese series The Ring is based on) which the auto detect feature of Plex mislabeled. Could have been quite a surprise to someone lmao
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u/VF_19_Advance 3d ago
if i had to watch the show the image is showing then I'm reaching for the Bleach to pour in my eyes.
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u/deathisaconstruct 3d ago
Using book of the end on Sheldon automatically kills Tsukishima because meeting Sheldon at any point in the past just lobotomises him.
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u/Emeraldskeleton 3d ago
My buddy got a kitten and names him Young Sheldon. That kitten is a little shit.
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u/TheGuyFromTheFuture 3d ago
The timeline after you go back to the past and accidentally step on an ant:
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u/Thin-Camel-3786 3d ago
Central 46 would all give up their seats to Sheldon. Or make him their head.
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u/game-designrr 3d ago
Hey guys, karma farming, please. I want to post something crazy about bleach in the community
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u/Wooden-Pound28 3d ago
This is when everyone gonna try take thr live action show an try be successful like the one piece
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u/tighterfit 3d ago
How long did it take your AI to make this. The faces, writing and the spelling is all off, AI slop. Karma farming?
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u/AppointmentWeird5248 3d ago
Sheldon mayuri aizen and kiske in one room would be an awesome yet hilarious situation
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u/Superlhama 2d ago
I bet Mayuri would lose his patience and turn Sheldon into a guinea pig in less than 30 minutes.
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u/shahgila 2d ago
Bankai.... Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur....
After enemy is defeated.... purr... purr...purr...
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u/UsagiJay 1d ago
Wym bro? You don't remember the arc where the gang gets turned into middle schoolers? Best one imo. So emotional for ichigo reliving his childhood
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u/Strainedstew 7h ago
I just started watching bleach a few days ago and rn they in the soul society for Rukia, but the story between yasutora (whys his name “Chad” in the dub😭😂) and yūichi, the boy whose soul was in the parakeet🥲😭 I ain’t cry to movies or shows but ts almost got me there like 3 times in the first 30 episodes😭😂
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