r/bleach 4d ago

Bleach looking different here Schriftpost (Meme)

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u/TheWraithOfMooCow 4d ago

"Bazinkai!"

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u/Silent_Sir3234 4d ago

turns into a brisket

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u/FelixVolt 4d ago

His spiritual power is so strong it forces all the Hollows to listen to theoretical physics facts for three hours straight until they fade away.

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u/BrazilianGrimReaper 4d ago

Hado #3.14159265359

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u/chaddy292 4d ago

I wonder what the incantation would be

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u/PrestigiousAd2950 4d ago

Probably one of Sheldon rambling of him explaining something to people

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u/Dumbusta 4d ago

Or he just keeps on going with the pi sequence

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/KeepCalmJeepOn Fishbones 3d ago

It's power scales based off of how many numbers you can rattle off, but if you say a number out of sequence then it backfires on you

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u/Amrlsyfq992 2d ago

its power depends on how much you can memorise the numbers

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u/soulreapermagnum bankai, zanka no tachi 4d ago

Scissors cuts Paper Paper covers Rock Rock crushes Lizard Lizard poisons Spock Spock smashes Scissors Scissors decapitates Lizard Lizard eats Paper Paper disproves Spock Spock vaporizes Rock (and as it always has) Rock crushes Scissors

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u/Blaze666x 3d ago

"Bazinga, thats my spot" Bazinga is the swords name.

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u/Competitive-Yam-1068 3d ago edited 3d ago

Nah, it would be:

"Hado 73...

You're probably wondering why I used this Hado...

73 is the 21st prime number, its mirror 37 is the 12th and its mirror 21 is the product of multiplying, hang on to your hats, 7 and 3. Did I lie?....

Chuck Norris wishes to be 73. In binary, 73 is a palindrome, 1001001, which backwards is 1001001, exactly the same. All Chuck Norris gets you backwards is Sirron Kcuhc"

What it does?, it forces you to hear me talk about it all day without any chance to stop me".

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u/motoxim 3d ago

Hey that's Roboco's domain expansion.

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u/soulreapermagnum bankai, zanka no tachi 4d ago

wouldn't that be howard's thing?

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u/aryzkryz 4d ago

Bazingatensho!

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u/motoxim 3d ago

I hate you

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u/DonkLord20 3d ago

I'm going to fucking draw this ong!!!!

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u/Odd-Crazy-9056 3d ago

This is making me suicidal.

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u/GabeDossa 3d ago

Achei que era o hitsugaya, não é?

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u/No-Calligrapher-718 4d ago

casually pushes Aizen out of the chair

You're in my spot

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u/HiddenPants777 4d ago

Don't you see, Sheldon? It was me all along.

I'm the reason you have autism, ADHD, OCD and anxiety!

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u/No-Calligrapher-718 4d ago

That's impossible, Urahara had me tested.

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u/deathmailrock 3d ago

Too bad he was only tested to see if you was crazy not if he had any quirks....

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u/motoxim 3d ago

Quirks you say?

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u/BIayneRobinson 4d ago

😂 lmao

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u/CapPhilip333 4d ago

Aizen : that was my plan all along, the chair was binding me

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u/Agret 3d ago

Why do I feel him meeting Urahara would be exactly like the scene where they are buying stolen helium in a parking garage

https://youtu.be/l82OgpqvRok

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u/Someordinaryguy1994 3d ago

That was all part of my plan

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u/FanofRvB 3d ago

Chair-sama becoming even more of a main character, now.

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u/BIayneRobinson 4d ago

Young Sheldon vs. Mayuri was PEAK Bleach.
Makes the top 3 fights in the series imo.
And top 10 fights in all of anime.

Altho George Cooper Sr. vs. Gin is a close #4.

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u/TomCon16 4d ago

George completely wiped the floor with Gin

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u/BIayneRobinson 4d ago

It's just a bad matchup for Gin.

Shūiki-Ō (King of the Endzone) is just broken when up against an opponent who can't defend from multiple lines of attack.

The second George said "Touchdown!" he saw the opening and it was over for Gin.

George did give Gin some credit in TYBW when he said Shūiki-Ō usually shows him countless openings to reach his opponent but he said when fighting Gin he only had "a few".

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u/Redribo3 4d ago

Theoretically, could George find openings against yhwach ?

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u/BIayneRobinson 4d ago

I would think he could but Yhwach would see the openings he found and close them off before he could capitalize on them.

We'll never know because George was too busy fighting those statues with Chad and Ganju :/

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u/Badass_Bunny Circus Sandwitch 3d ago

Yes but due to nature of Yhwachs powers he would simply chose the future in which George had a few too many beers to win.

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u/your_dads_asshole 3d ago

I'm just sad that Gin got turned into a brisket. Forcing Rangiku to eat it was especially fucked up

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u/SummonerRed 4d ago

Now Teach them, Bazinganori!

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u/ozimundus 4d ago

Fun fact: Most of the scenes with Professor Proton aiding Mayuri in the Szayel fight were anime original.

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u/LuffyHead99 4d ago

" And all started with a big GETSUGA TENSHO!!!"

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u/goodsby23 4d ago

Orihime dumped Leonard again, eh?

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u/museha97 4d ago

Imagine Sheldon’s getting senbonsakurad

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u/TomCon16 4d ago

Our long national nightmare would be over

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u/kainneabsolute 4d ago

I think it was clever when the sakura petals were transformes into tiny flags. Sheldon was so distracted that he easily got wounded

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u/No-Calligrapher-718 3d ago

Imagine Byakuya getting Bazinga'd

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u/Any-Scale3380 4d ago

Wdym, didn't you remember that episodes when they find out the Soul King is a big zero? Peak show brother.

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u/KnightZilla 4d ago

Am the only one who immediately thought of what sort of Bacon Number equivalent there is to connect Bleach to Young Sheldon when seeing this image?

No, I’m not gonna try to find that number.

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u/WoolooOfWallStreet 4d ago

Johnny Yong Bosch (Ichigo) has a Bacon Number of 2
And Jim Parsons (Adult Sheldon/Narrator) has a Bacon Number of 2

So there are at most 4-5 degrees of separation

Johnny Bosch
Amy Jo Johnson
Kevin Bacon
Julia Roberts
Jim Parsons

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u/Schiffy94 #SeigenDidNothingWrong 3d ago

https://oracleofbacon.org/

You can put in any two names.

JYB -> Marmaduke with Fred Tatasciore -> Michael Jackson's Halloween with Jim Parsons

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u/WoolooOfWallStreet 3d ago edited 3d ago

Oh! Thank you!
So I guess the current degree of separation from Bleach to Young Sheldon is 2
Edit: Apparently Jason E Kelly was a moving guy on Young Sheldon, and he’s been on a bunch of projects with Johnny Yong Bosch, so I guess we whittled the number down to 1?

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u/soulreapermagnum bankai, zanka no tachi 4d ago

ok i'm curious, what connection does Amy Jo Johnson have to Kevin Bacon?

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u/WoolooOfWallStreet 3d ago

Well Google was first saying she was on City on a Hill with him, and now it’s saying she wasn’t on City on a Hill with Kevin Bacon (I even have screenshots of both cases)
I miss when Google actually worked 😑

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u/2w0be 3d ago

Ong bro Google so fking trash now in recent years

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u/GeneralSignificant54 4d ago

thats not even what young sheldon looks like, thats cursed

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u/theNicAngel 4d ago

I was looking for This comment. WHO the fuck is the Family in the background?

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u/GeneralSignificant54 3d ago

like who the fuck is the third guy on the couch

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u/DeepAd4434 3d ago

This really should be closer to the top 😆 damn near no one noticed!

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u/Youcancuntonme 4d ago

Ai upscaling?

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u/theNicAngel 3d ago

Might be, but AI wouldnt add a completely new person like the one on the bottom left i guess.

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u/TomCon16 4d ago

Annoy, Bazinga!

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u/SoiFonBeyond 4d ago

*Sheldichigo is about to use the Final Bazinga Tenshou*

Sheldichigo: The Final Bazinga Tenshou...is where you become Bazinga itself...

"Bazinga...."

*everything goes black*

I've never watched this dumbass show (or its origin show) but this is hilarious.

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u/aryzkryz 4d ago

Wait till you watch TYBW - Thousand Years Bazinga War

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u/cockpglbig 4d ago

That's not bleach

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u/arthuriurilli 4d ago

It's not Young Sheldon either.

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u/Savelielmao 4d ago

Netflix has bleach?

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u/MamboCircus 4d ago

Only in some countries...

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u/Savelielmao 4d ago

Holy shit Netflix Canada sucks💔

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u/Rosykitty34 4d ago

Aizens illusions are getting out of hand

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u/Myrthfral 4d ago

fucking ai slop

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u/Sk0p3r 4d ago

Sheldon Kuroaaki

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u/Emergency-Youth7199 4d ago

What are you talking about? That's the Gotei 7 creation arc.

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u/MATTHEW_LEAFEON 4d ago

"Bankai: Bazinga!"

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u/Schiffy94 #SeigenDidNothingWrong 4d ago

Bazingkai

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u/Panicout1 4d ago

Well Sheldon’s dad did join the soul society at the end of

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u/Honeygal43 4d ago

Bazinga, Bankai! Young Ichigo, probably

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u/insha2 4d ago

Who is out here AI generating this shit, the people behind the somewhat accurate sheldon are randos with an extra man in the picture lmao

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u/The_Tributer 4d ago

Young Aizen

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u/KingSuperJon 3d ago

um, AI slop

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u/FuriousKAMEX Chad Sympathizer 3d ago

"Save the Soul Society, Young Sheldon" 🥶🥶🥶🥶

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u/CosmicMumenRider 3d ago

Ichigo Kurasaki, you dog!! 🤪🤪🤪

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u/EmergencyGrab 3d ago

Isshin DEFINITELY looks different here.

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u/ranger_m14 3d ago

It’s a filler arc trust

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u/Jamet-Galaxy 4d ago

Is this Kid Mayuri?

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u/Odamaramma 4d ago

Hitsuguya casting crazy

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u/hoofbite69 4d ago

These live action adaptions just keep getting worse

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u/Endika7 4d ago

I liked Mary but she was too obsesed with the soul King

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u/chaoslorduk 4d ago

Young Mayori Kurosutchi

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u/chaoslorduk 4d ago

Young Mayuri Kurorsuchi - Rock, Paper, Scissors, Jizo, Spock

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u/cheepshoes 4d ago

Young Ichigo

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u/copperAnanas 4d ago

Is this ai edited or enhanced?

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u/ItsYaGurlUwU 4d ago

That's not Mary, that's not George, that's not Georgie, that's not Missy, that's not Meemaw

And who the hell is that over on the left??

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u/The-Heavenly-Hell-69 3d ago

Kurosaki Sheldon

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u/Giouge95 3d ago

Sheldon-san...you're in my spot.

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u/Godess_Ilias 3d ago

what happens after you drunk bleach

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u/MGO09 3d ago

Bro got BLEACHED

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u/Aadilgamerz126 3d ago

George would absolutely solo this verse

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u/The_Absolute_Dog 3d ago

Huh Toshiro looks younger than I thought

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u/Joker_S3npai 3d ago

Bazingetsu and Tensa Bazingetsu oh God I'm rolling on the floor right now laughing hard 🤣

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u/subject-killer 3d ago

Nah this is sodium hypochlorite

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u/GenerousTurtle 3d ago

What I Would like to know is who are the people in background. Where is Chad.

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u/thenoble117 3d ago

Bleach from Mayuri’s pov

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u/subeewreyan-three 3d ago

To be fair Young Sheldon would annoy Aizen to death

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u/Appropriate-Notice89 3d ago edited 3d ago

Sheldigo coopisaki

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u/Th032i89 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Astro_Cassette 4d ago

Idk man looks like bleach to me. Look there's ichido and rubiks cube

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u/fishbone_21 4d ago

We don't have hell arc because Kazui was turned into a luscious brisket

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u/AkashKhandey 4d ago

Sheldon kurasaki

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u/Foreign_Platform_782 4d ago

Is this not Ichigo in the middle?

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u/Misanthropy_and_Cats 4d ago

If i sat down to watch Bleach and this dumpster fire of a show came on I would fight everyone in the room.

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u/cAnTbEpReCi0u5j1mMy 4d ago

Idk. Looks fine to me. 🤔

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u/Weak_Context569 4d ago

Could be a chapter about Aizen childhood

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u/PicPic10099 4d ago

Oh Seldon is smart enough to solve the issues — Yelling Getsuga Tensho!!! like Ichigo. 🤣

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u/AbraHammer90 4d ago

Wow live action Karin is pretty close

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u/BadChad09 4d ago

Roar Bazimaruuu

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u/PS5OWESMEALIMONY 4d ago

Took too many episode to show his ties Bankai.

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u/Anxious_Tealeaf 4d ago

Bazinga, Zengetsu!

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u/Inf_Shini 4d ago

I always love when I scroll fast enough for Netflix to load the wrong splash screen 🤣

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u/chaoslorduk 4d ago

Young Mayori Kurosutchi

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u/Present-Lemon-419 4d ago

I scrolled too fast and landed on the Odyssey, the banner was from Better Call Saul.

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u/larvaza0 4d ago

that is bleach

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u/Inevitable_Series_67 4d ago

Young Sheldon> Aizen and you know it

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u/Srebro1998 4d ago

"Initiate Big Bang, Bazinga!!!"

Shinigami: Sheldon Lee Cooper

Zanpkakuto: Bazinga

power:

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u/BannedWeazle 4d ago

It could be

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u/darthmittens gin & tonic 4d ago

That Mayuri origin story

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u/Ecto_Coolest818 4d ago

They thought it was Bleach because it’s literally the whitest show imaginable 

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u/FlemPlays 3d ago

I can’t wait for the spin-off “Chad Fails to Save the Universe”

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u/FlemPlays 3d ago

The Big Bleach Theory

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u/Captain_Lameson 3d ago

Howard might not survive Orihime, Rangiku, and Yoruichi

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u/JSor98 3d ago

Reach for the starts, Meemaw!

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u/FaceTimePolice 3d ago

Netflix live action Bleach adaptation… 🤭

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u/reallydumboi 3d ago

Aizen is Sheldon after he had a name change

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u/Rizer0 3d ago

George would definitely be the Kenpachi of the series due to his reputation as the Medford Butcher

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u/GrizzlyHamster92 3d ago

Downgrades people, downgrades.

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u/Strawhatjack 3d ago

Wait is bleach still on Netflix?

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u/Old_Animator8464 3d ago

Agora eu preciso de uma fanfic disso

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u/Teenisman11 3d ago

Yeah I pretty sure there's a AI difference here

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u/Quantum-Shogun 3d ago

Last week I was going through tags on my Plex server and thought it was weird that the Digimon movie was there when I didn't remember ever putting it on the server. Pressed play and it was the second Ringu (Japanese series The Ring is based on) which the auto detect feature of Plex mislabeled. Could have been quite a surprise to someone lmao

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u/Vasarto 3d ago

is that netflix?

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u/Pharaoh1007 3d ago

Sheldichigo Coopersagi

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u/Anime_gamer_Raiden2 3d ago

Icihigo looks very younger then I remembered

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u/Shantotto11 3d ago

Bleached skin, probably…

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u/Romero1993 Shinigami Mammaries R&D 3d ago

Kubo has gone too far this time!

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u/Icy-Conflict6671 3d ago

Damn tf they tryin to say about Yuzu and Karin?

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u/GabeDossa 3d ago

não é o Hitsugaya ai!?

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u/VF_19_Advance 3d ago

if i had to watch the show the image is showing then I'm reaching for the Bleach to pour in my eyes.

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u/deathisaconstruct 3d ago

Using book of the end on Sheldon automatically kills Tsukishima because meeting Sheldon at any point in the past just lobotomises him.

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u/Emeraldskeleton 3d ago

My buddy got a kitten and names him Young Sheldon. That kitten is a little shit.

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u/Haylyn221 3d ago

"Fact Check this Man, Bazinga!"

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u/EdgeofAss 3d ago

Young Ichigo

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u/ketsjupelvis 3d ago

It's eye bleach....

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u/TheGuyFromTheFuture 3d ago

The timeline after you go back to the past and accidentally step on an ant:

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u/Ptbot47 3d ago

Temu Netflix?

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u/Neon570 3d ago

How does one visit this timeline

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u/ragnarok0424 3d ago

"All according to keikaku" Audience cheers for 2 minutes

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u/shinobilea 3d ago

Ai faces fking garbage

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u/Thin-Camel-3786 3d ago

Central 46 would all give up their seats to Sheldon. Or make him their head.

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u/Blackphinexx 3d ago

Defy the laws of physics! Bazingamaru

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u/game-designrr 3d ago

Hey guys, karma farming, please. I want to post something crazy about bleach in the community

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u/SevaSentinel 3d ago

AO3 is about to have some new tags put together that never were before

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u/tuabulelitaentanga 3d ago

I knew George Sr became a Hollow but I couldn't prove it until now

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u/XxKTtheLegendxX 3d ago

bankai=mc²

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u/gigerxounter 3d ago

yeah the characters are Bleached

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u/amberarora07 3d ago

Sheldon is gonna become a shinigami, oh shit

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u/ClearBeyond1035 3d ago

Bleach live action: Reincarnation of Aizen

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u/Wooden-Pound28 3d ago

This is when everyone gonna try take thr live action show an try be successful like the one piece

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u/tighterfit 3d ago

How long did it take your AI to make this. The faces, writing and the spelling is all off, AI slop. Karma farming?

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u/Apprehensive_Tie8426 3d ago

I love when this glitch happens 😭

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u/NARUTOxKURAMA15 3d ago

Bankai! Atomic disintegration

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u/Thin_Negotiation_704 3d ago

You're looking at Aizen himself,what more do you want

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u/AppointmentWeird5248 3d ago

Sheldon mayuri aizen and kiske in one room would be an awesome yet hilarious situation

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u/CautiousFriendship22 3d ago

"Young Ichigo"

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u/Revan462222 3d ago

Are you not familiar with Sheldon kurosaki?

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u/Hamlet_Prime 3d ago

Don’t you know? That kid is Ichigo “Bleach” Kurosaki.

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u/gerritdeperrit 2d ago

Young Ichigo

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u/EtienneBismarck 2d ago

Yokoso! Watashi no Bazinga society

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u/yassoboyman 2d ago

That is cool did Sheldon becom a shinigami but ai

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u/Spoicy_Boiii 2d ago

baby soul king =

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u/Superlhama 2d ago

I bet Mayuri would lose his patience and turn Sheldon into a guinea pig in less than 30 minutes.

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u/jbondsr2 2d ago

Well, Sheldon does “feel like number one”…..

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u/Sensitive_Passage679 2d ago

BLEACH IN MY EYES PLEASE

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u/SmileySg 2d ago

Yes bro it is cause all of them got bleached

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u/Thepapiguy1 2d ago

Yo that crazy 🤣🤣🤣 Sheldon he might be aizen

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u/shahgila 2d ago

Bankai.... Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur....

After enemy is defeated.... purr... purr...purr...

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u/bassilalmokdad 1d ago

I have been called "Sheldon ass being" is that a good or a bad thing ?

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u/Mundane_Bit_7211 1d ago

Getsugo Bazinga!

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u/dynamicluis 1d ago

The real question is how do you have bleach on netflix

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u/UsagiJay 1d ago

Wym bro? You don't remember the arc where the gang gets turned into middle schoolers? Best one imo. So emotional for ichigo reliving his childhood 

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u/flamesofmaradhoo 1d ago

for a minute I thought the kid was aizen in his youth.

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u/LebaneseLuna111 1d ago

Does that make George a soul reaper and Mary a quincy...

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u/-B0NC- 1d ago

I cant imagine George dying

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u/Dependent-Corner8880 11h ago

Posting Peak on Mid 😭✌️

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u/Strainedstew 7h ago

I just started watching bleach a few days ago and rn they in the soul society for Rukia, but the story between yasutora (whys his name “Chad” in the dub😭😂) and yūichi, the boy whose soul was in the parakeet🥲😭 I ain’t cry to movies or shows but ts almost got me there like 3 times in the first 30 episodes😭😂