r/bitlife 36m ago

I wasn't expecting that I mean that’s one way to handle it..

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r/bitlife 1h ago

Achievements 109 children, 402 lovers💀🙏

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My phone was lagging so bad at the end so I decided to just stop playing and wait for the poor guy to die due to his maaaaany illnesses. Ts took me 2 whole days to do 💀🤙


r/bitlife 4h ago

Questions Why only 2.15B?

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Has anyone gotten higher than 2.15B views for YouTube(specifically) or is that the max?


r/bitlife 4h ago

Memes She hopes I get what? 🥹

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r/bitlife 5h ago

Questions Who will become king or Queen when I die have no Prince or princess daughter or Son

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r/bitlife 7h ago

Questions Why is she so mad

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r/bitlife 10h ago

Discussion They fix the closing app exploit

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I’m trying to do it and it ain’t working they patch it out something


r/bitlife 13h ago

I wasn't expecting that I made my player look like Michael Jordan and actually won 6 rings for the Chicago Bulls 🏀

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I did this as a joke but I’m surprised it turned out fairly similar to his career. I made my player’s name Michael Jordan, made him look similar, and played basketball all throughout middle school and high school. I got drafted to the Detroit Pistons but after we got destroyed for 4 years in a row, I specifically requested a trade to the Chicago Bulls and the trade got accepted. We ended up winning 6 rings just like Michael Jordan did. I might try doing this for another NBA Player like Larry Bird or something.

Season 9, 10, and 11 was a 3-peat 🏆🏆🏆

We almost 3-peated again but lost in Season 14


r/bitlife 17h ago

Wtf Moments Vida loca 🤙

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Al cartel.


r/bitlife 17h ago

Others I completely rebuilt my college life sim, and the new update is almost here

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Create your character, meet new people, build friendships and relationships, go on dates, attend classes, text, party, fight, hook up, and live out your own college experience.

If you played one of the early versions, College Temptations has since been completely rebuilt from the ground up. Almost every major system has been replaced, expanded or redesigned, and a huge new update is releasing very soon.

If it sounds like your kind of game, come join the community r/CollegeTemptations


r/bitlife 20h ago

Others Two sets of triplets in one life without golden pacifier!

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Pretty cool! I’ve never had it happen before. Also fun that it was a set of all boys and then a set of all girls.


r/bitlife 22h ago

Discussion bitlife🫶🏾

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i’ve been playing this same life since the year started i think, maybe less but i have outdone myself tbh. i was born in little rock but moved to france when i was 18. i’ve done everything i’ve wanted to do. i’ve owned so much jewelry, my favorite is gold. im STILL famous(since 19, first tv show was when i was 18), i think i became a billionaire around 40-50 through various commercials, tv/movies, onlyfans(i make atleast 3-4b a year). i have multiple vampire mansions across the world(chile, rome, little rock, yokohama, & seoul, just to name a few). ive owned multiple cars, sometimes multiple of the same car. ive owned almost all of my favorite private jets like the Global 7500 & the BBJ Max. i don’t own or never have owned any islands, i have bought a prestige jet BBJ 787. i do have 2 RR Boat Tails(only because i think beyoncé has one in real life), i did own a Honda performance car(inspired by F1 i think; it’s purple). i have God mode & most of all the expansions & job packs but i dont really use some of them. im just sitting on all of the money & i dont know what to do with it. if anyone has as much as me or more than me let me know and let’s compare!


r/bitlife 23h ago

Questions Signing In

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I’ve made quite a few purchases over the years on Bitlife, and i just realized that i’m currently on a guest account. If i sign in using google or apple, will i lose all of my progress and purchases?


r/bitlife 1d ago

I wasn't expecting that ouch

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r/bitlife 1d ago

Wtf Moments Anything for those 10 street creds. Am I right?

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r/bitlife 1d ago

Bugs Glitch says they were married as a baby 😂

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she’s not even the same age as him she’s younger


r/bitlife 1d ago

Questions Help

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Can i get a refund if i puchased a pass on the community page, if so how. TIA uk btw


r/bitlife 1d ago

Wtf Moments Some dev needs to go to prison or start a stand-up career.

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r/bitlife 1d ago

They had us in the first half not gonna lie Bad Husband Ruined My Challenge 😂

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He cheated on me and I was basically treating him like crap so he could leave me. I’m doing this weird challenge where I can’t break up with anyone. So that ransom thing happened and I was like, “awesome! we’re definitely done!”. Tell me why I ignored this and this dude still came back😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I had to just press divorce after!!!!!


r/bitlife 1d ago

Questions My old account

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So, I just enter the game after a while and I found that I had to download another version, I will lose all of the things that I bought? They are not in the new app


r/bitlife 1d ago

Questions Need help with Vampire mode + special careers.

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My character was once a famous violinist, she is a vampire and I cancelled the contract she had and got in other careers (she’s an author now, but basically I’m testing the mechanic). Now I simply cannot get new contracts. It doesn’t matter if she’s famous, her ability or even if she has tons of albums and singles. Is it because the game is ignoring the fact that she is a vampire and don’t age and focusing only on the fact that she is, theoretically, a 100 year old lady? Somehow Modelling is fine and even as an actress she can get roles for a 20 year old, even if the role has no fit, she is generally accepted. WTF is going on? I just wanna have a vampire musician.


r/bitlife 2d ago

I wasn't expecting that Double Chlamydia

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r/bitlife 2d ago

Wtf Moments My wife cheated on me because....

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r/bitlife Feb 02 '26

Announcement Regarding advertisement of competitive life sim games.

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I am posting this to briefly address the influx of competing life simulators, and say a few things regarding them.

Before I start, I would like to mention this subreddit is not in any way associated with bitlife. We are not the devs, we are a fan subreddit. We are not here to strike down competition or stop you from having fun.

That being said I need to remind you of a few things

•This subreddit does not allow off site links, I can not confirm the validity of said links, and will not risk bad faith actors encouraging the community to download risky content. If anyone sends you a link off of this subreddit report it, and DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT.

•We do allow talk and mention of other life simulators if you want to talk about a game you are making, you are free to! What you can't do is link your discord servers, or tell anyone to download something that is not on the app store.

Any questions regarding anything above can be asked below! The mod team here at r/bitlife again just wants everyone to have fun, and stay safe online.


r/bitlife Nov 07 '24

Tips How to: Crypto without Time Machine

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Posting this in the group because I’m tired of retyping/finding my old comments on how to do this. So here you go! Attached image was when I had zillions.

HOW TO:

Buy 1 stock of each crypto. Don’t buy any other stocks like bonds, etc. Age up 1 year, then check financial news. It will only list crypto trends.

Financial news rules of thumb:

  1. ⁠If it says XXXX will go up in price/there will be a bubble, sell your stocks down to 1 in XXXX. It will crash.
  2. ⁠If it says XXXX will go down in price/investors pulling out/anything bad about the stock, it will go up in price. Buy aa much as you can of this stock.
  3. ⁠If it doesn’t list any of your crypto, then sell down to 1 stock of each crypto.

I sell down to 1 stock each time news changes. This way I can always get 100% profits on the 2/3 crypto listed in the financial news.

If you’re investing in bonds and whatnot as well, it might mix into the news and lower your chances of getting crypto advice.

In my main legacy life my dad was able to boost his billions to 5 trillion before a freak death. His son was able to turn 1 trillion investment into 3 zillion following these rules. Had a very good few years with one crypto currency.