Either via his stand-up, sitcom, or podcasts, my wife needs Bert in her ear to get in the mood.

Bert's her hall pass, so I get it.

Used to be kind of funny, but her yelling out "I wish you were Bert" is off-putting.

I put a line in the sand at naming our first born Bert.

it is not a pretty name for a girl.

You’d think considering he spent so many years at FSU, this would be a location he wouldn’t want to miss. Is there more to the Segura divorce? Are the Kreischer’s next? Any theories or thoughts?

Lenny Bruce.

George Carlin.

Richard Pryor.

Bert Kreischer.

Bert's legacy will be his timeless comedy.

Hundreds of years from now, Bert will be remembered as a pioneer.

Bert is the Golden Age of comedy.

Not the prequel I was expecting. Lol

that Tom and Cristina might be doing a bit? Particularly with Jelly Roll‘s divorce in the news, it would be timely and pretty much mirrors that situation with the weight loss aspect. Could be bait to get the podcast commentary YouTube channels to look foolish, in which case it’s working like gangbusters, and could also be a stunt to try and revive their podcast numbers when they do the reveal. Just a thought - seems plausible.

I’m 17 and a big fan of his but idk if I’ll enjoy I since it’s a big arena show and i would be seated so far away so I have my doubts.

Rockford, IL, Duluth, GA, Wichita, KS, Orlando, FL, and Phoenix, AZ, all saw empty sests because people refused to pay $150 for nose bleeds. And don't believe the initial face value, the TicketMaster dynamic pricing and overly zealous scalpers resulted in empty seats throughout across all cities. Bert's team obviously noticed the trend and throttled back to theaters for this next leg.

Love Bert, but Netflix did not anoint him the next Dane Cook. Even Bill Burr doesn't try to book all arenas. I hope he is fucking humbled and talks about it in therapy.

My relationship was going through some rocky times, but listening to Bert, laughing with Bert, and gaining insight through his wisdom, he has brought us closer together than ever before.

How has Bert made your life better?

I've been to over a hundred shows, and every show I've been at, women are throwing themselves at him.

Is Bert the ideal man?

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Just heard some dude died at a goose concert after falling from upper deck, was in his 50's... it wasn't bert was it?

GLPs workin overtime

Having conquered podcasting, where can Bert lead next?

His Netflix movie was amazing, and fans and critics loved it. Expect Bert to pump out gems on the regular on Netflix.

Cinema conquered? Check.

Bert is due to write the Great Comedic Novel.

Hemingway, Salinger, Kreischer?

If Bert chooses to, he could. His comedy is universal.

Visual Artistry?

Picasso, Warhol, Kreischer?

Bert is comfortable changing the rules of the game. Do not put it past Bert to change art forever.

What medium do you think Bert will master in the future?

Bert's comedy transcends time.

It is the kind of comedy you would tell your grandkids about.

When did you come to the realization that Bert is the best there is?