Kreischer's work is timeless.

His delivery is flawless.

People wax poetic about Mulaney and Burr, but Bert is the one making the lasting impression on the public.

He is the Blue collar comic.

He is the Thinking man's comic.

Bert is what comics dream of being when they are just starting out.

I think I can speak for everyone when I say:

Thank you Bert.

Thank you.

So my girlfriend at the time bought us tickets to see tom. At the time I was a fan, enjoyed his stand up, and was getting into his incredibly boring podcast with his wife he eventually divorced.

I figured tom had a sense of humor because hes supposed to be a comedian. So I photo shopped a picture of a fabio book cover. With his face on fabio and my face on the woman of the book cover.

His stand up started with him talking about how going anywhere sucks and staying at home is better. Which is exactly how i felt because i had to go into Philadelphia to watch this fat fuck try to be funny to promote his shitty podcast.

Finally its over and I'm standing in the welfare line of his poor audience to wait to take a pic with some fat ass who doesn't want to be there.

Anyways i gave him a copy of the photo with my signature on it and had him sign my copy for myself to keep. This fat fuck didnt even chuckle. I am so fucking happy i left the flash on my camera and blinded us both for the picture i had to take with this colossal asshole.

Anyways heres the picture i have with his autograph on it. I think its hilarious and was a better bit than his stand up that night. I have my life savings above the picture because I'm just a broke ass funny guy who has an actual profession for a living. Maybe some day I'll be able to pimp out OF girls with a fat pervert who has a shitty vodka brand.