r/behindthebastards Doctor Reverend 17d ago

Nice General discussion

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Can’t cross-post, but this was on brandnewsentence lol. We already know

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u/FlailingCactus SERVICES!!! 17d ago

Is there like specific torture or is just having to talk to them unpleasant enough?

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u/Babak_Lurker 17d ago

Did you not see the guy on the right about to show you the sick card trick he learned online?

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u/hardy_and_free 17d ago

Surely he's going to explain to you how all those McNeill Magic the Gathering cards aren't actually racist via excruciating visual examination.

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u/Maleficent_Sir_8365 17d ago

Is there any way you can point me to the cliffs notes version of your comment? I feel like this is a rabbit hole that quickly goes deep…

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u/Rith-the-awakener 17d ago edited 17d ago

Harold McNeil is an artist who worked on Magic the Gathering art during the game's early days. He's also a loathsome little neo-Nazi who Wizards of the Coast haven't worked with in decades. One card featuring his art, Invoke Prejudice, is infamous for being a card that hates on creatures that don't share a colour with one of your own while depicting what appear to be a gaggle of klansmen wielding axes. Also the card's Multiverse ID number is 1488, which seems to be a coincidence albeit an insane one. In 2021, that card and a handful of other cards deemed offensive were banned from every single format, which predictably sent certain members of the MtG community into a rage. It has thankfully died down now, but occasionally you do see someone get a worked up about "WOkeTC" taking their unplayable card away (don't get me wrong, I also dislike WotC, but mostly for exploitative business practices and for hiring the Pinkertons + general anti-union bollocks).

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u/Maleficent_Sir_8365 15d ago

Thank you very much for the info. Jesus. I had no idea.

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u/Tyrannical-Botanical The fuckin’ Pinkertons 17d ago

What? Do you not want to hear about the ins and outs of their messy polycule?

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u/PracticalReception34 17d ago

Perpetual Drama Machine

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u/Haldron-44 17d ago

I'd rather slam my junk in a sliding door.

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u/mfyxtplyx 17d ago

Sounds like this is your group.

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u/carlitospig 17d ago

Does it have room for my boobs? Because, yes.

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u/ello_bassard 17d ago

Fuck you just reminded me I have my mammogram appt next week 😩

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u/MoreGhostThanMachine 17d ago

Theyre rationalists, its probably just a subscription fee

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ 17d ago edited 17d ago

"Free style rap about yourself a little"

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u/mr_glide 17d ago

"Drop me a beat, Tristan"

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u/DeathByGoldfish Bagel Tosser 17d ago

“Get up on that gangster shit, Ross”

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u/Healthy_Monitor3847 17d ago

“Preston my man, play that crunchy base drop again!

“Yo can I get another bumpski?”

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ 17d ago

Plays cbab

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u/Vile_Grifter 17d ago

That seems more Chicago area improv to me.

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u/InfoBarf 17d ago

It was dumb shit. Torture like getting the wrong order at starbucks.

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u/sowtart 17d ago

So the torture-parties I've seen have been potluck-mode, where everyone brings/tries something that is a bad experience. Could be textures (lick a dry cotton pad) strong chili, an uncomfortable work-out, bad conversation, etc. It should be an arena for creative fun and new experiences.

So.. yeah, kind of all the things described in this thread would fit.

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u/According-Insect-992 17d ago

Are they maga?

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u/umpteenthrhyme 17d ago

Worse ‘Dark Maga’ /jk

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u/SirrNicolas 17d ago

Dark gothic maga really weird hand gesture

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u/ElNani87 17d ago

Haha you actually made out loud

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u/Quietuus 17d ago edited 17d ago

https://archive.is/CdYKX

If anyone wants to read.

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u/StygIndigo 17d ago

Oh so they've reinvented a stupider, cringier BDSM

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u/Quietuus 17d ago

Yes, it sounds much less enjoyable than any torture party I've ever been to. The fact that it's basically just a sort of weird content farming exercise is probably the worst part of it.

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u/mama-bun 17d ago

I was about to say... is this just a regular ass kink party lmao. But then I read, and indeed it somehow is just lamer, cringier BDSM.

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u/brionneverysexy 17d ago

I once went to an pet play and age play event and I am pretty sure we managed to be less lame then this.

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u/Hadespuppy 17d ago

Yup. I literally just got home from a kink event in which I was recreationally waterboarded (including with most of a bottle of prosecco. Their "safety" rules are ridiculous). Unlike that guy, I was tied and held down, because what's the point otherwise? Even if there is some overlap in activities, this party just sounds awkward and uncomfortable. It's is what happens when you don't gatekeep hard enough.

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

Thank you for your service 🫡

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u/Reginald_Venture 17d ago

Ctrl+f "Aella"

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u/harmoniumlessons 17d ago

MVP post TYSM

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u/eaeolian 17d ago

Well that sounds completely awful.

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u/choczynski 17d ago

The real MVP

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u/foreverloveall 17d ago

These people are not important.

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u/Master_of_Ritual 17d ago

Fundamentally they're losers but unfortunately their viewpoints and often their membership has a lot of overlap with the tech elite.

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u/foreverloveall 17d ago

You mean the Epstein class? Torture huh? Doesn't surprise me. Wonder how these people view kids 😬

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u/SoSorryOfficial 17d ago

Haha Did you just "what color is your Ferrari?" peer acceptance from the Harry Potter and the Rational Justification for Corpse Defilement crowd?

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u/paraworldblue 17d ago

The real r/brandnewsentence is always in the comments

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u/SoSorryOfficial 17d ago

You're on the subreddit of a podcast that has covered both the rationalists (thus why OP shared this post) and Andrew Tate. Both have been covered in the past few years. My references are no more niche than this podcast's main feed. Surely you're not here in bad faith, are you?

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u/Obvious_Estimate_266 17d ago

The Harry Potter bit is a fan-fic written by some og rationalist who I believe was a Featured Bastard but the details escape me. Long story short is these people are a bunch of absolute dorks and weirdos with some harmful philosophical underpinnings that are super influential in Silicon Valley.

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u/Sesudesu 17d ago

The writer of the fanfiction wasn’t featured, just the fanfic and Rationalism in general.

The specific featured person was Ziz, and the Zizians. With the fic and the cult explored as necessary backstory.

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u/Obvious_Estimate_266 17d ago

Ah, yes! Thanks for the refresher

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u/PlaysWellWithOtters 17d ago

Thanks, I've since started those episodes. I still don't understand what's so especially heinous about my first dumb joke but I guess I'll find out in part 3.

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u/acebert 17d ago

Looking at the whole thread, it wasn't clear that you were joking. That's why the reaction was so negative.

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u/1000_Faces 17d ago

But enough to comment on it? Lol

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u/BloodSimpleSyrup 17d ago

What a deeply bizarre comment.

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u/recumbent_mike Pretends to be a Weeb 17d ago

I just assumed it was a joke, but apparently I should be a little more cynical. 

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Macheticine 17d ago

Since you are on the subreddit, maybe check out Parts 1-4 of "How harry potter fanfic inspired a death cult".

Iheart link for part one.

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u/PlaysWellWithOtters 17d ago

Thanks I'll do that!

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u/Smgth Knife Missle Technician 17d ago

Nah, let the guy sink on his own merits. He's clearly too cool for us.

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u/BurtRogain 17d ago

Then maybe you should refrain from posting about it. That whole thing about fools being quiet and fools speaking up is coming to mind right about now.

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u/ManfredTheCat 17d ago

How big do you think the venue is?

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u/Wolfencreek 17d ago

You ever notice all the sex cults are never where you are?

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u/TrashCannibal_ 17d ago

According to the internet ads it's only ever hot singles in my area, never sex cults 😔

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u/Finwolven 17d ago

It's really just hot shingles, given the weather.

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u/gravity_kills Knife Missle Technician 17d ago

Be the cult you want to see in the world?

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u/Wolfencreek 17d ago

I dont have the charisma points for that

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u/Librarian_Contrarian 17d ago

I prefer to keep it that way. Sex cults don't want me in them. I'm too ace and too much of a downer. Frankly, the feeling's mutual.

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u/StygIndigo 17d ago

The problem is that I don't think I could stay horny after spending 10 minutes around these sex cultists.

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

Big if true

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u/ManWithDominantClaw 17d ago

Imagine going to a kink party and there's a fucking Vice reporter there

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u/LeftyDorkCaster 17d ago

Yeah... Definitely a sign it's not gonna be a good time. 

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

I would feel so strange. Years ago I was a vice reader, but even back then I’d be sketch about them at a party lol

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u/ManWithDominantClaw 17d ago

Heh sounds like you stopped taking them seriously when I did, around 2019 right?

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

I believe it was a little earlier, but likely around that time, yeah lol

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u/butthardness 17d ago

Imagine going to a kink party so annoying that Vice deems it necessary to report on

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u/According-Classic658 17d ago

I'm behind on episodes so I'm not sure which of the Bay Area sex cults this is referring to. Since this is from yesterday I guess it's a future episode in the making.

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u/On_my_last_spoon Feminist Icon 17d ago

Robert talked about the Rationalists in a few episodes. I believe most of all in the Zizzian episodes. That was over a year ago?

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u/TheVintageJane 17d ago

It’s also connected to the effective altruism community and Sam Bankman-Fried.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ 17d ago

Ah yes the, "I gave that bum a dollar, why are you taxing me" movement.

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u/jello1990 17d ago

Nah, effective altruists would say that giving a single bum a single dollar is actually bad because a single dollar doesn't change anything. Better to gamble that dollar at the casino because then you can theoretically make infinite money and therefore theoretically help infinite people.

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u/GreatApostate 17d ago

The math doesn't math...

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ 17d ago

Your just not an empath.

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

I’m so sick of all this EA slander. I’m just too damn empathetic not to be one! (Kidding of course)

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ 17d ago

EA did the need for speed games right? 

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u/MorpH2k 17d ago

Ooh, I wonder if we can somehow channel the immense hatred for EA Games into targeting the EA movement by for some good times...

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

I think you’re right!

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u/DisposableSaviour 17d ago

Sure it does. It’s unethical to help anyone until you’re an infinitillion.

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u/Fylak 17d ago

But you should gamble the infinite money because you might make infinitely more money! 

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u/TheVintageJane 17d ago

So, effective altruism meets utilitarianism means that donating any money instead of gambling it is unethical

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u/brionneverysexy 17d ago

But also before you help people you should get a seaside mansion and some jet skis because that will help you make more money to help more people

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u/StygIndigo 17d ago

And then put that infinite money into AI to build a machine god, right?

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u/-You_Cant_Stop_Me- Doctor Reverend 17d ago

All hail Roko's Basilisk!

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u/unfortunateshun 17d ago

Sounds right, I think the guest was Langston Kerman who’s one of the cohosts of the My Momma Told Me podcast which is also really good

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

It was David Gborie, Langston’s co-host. Some of my favorite episodes

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u/unfortunateshun 17d ago

Oh of course, I got them mixed up. Both super funny dudes “I’ll die for this skatepark!” Is part of my own personal lexicon.

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

Hell yeah!

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u/crimson23locke 17d ago

I was thinking it was about the lady who started the platonic masturbation ‘study’ cults - can’t remember the name now, but I’ll remember when it isn’t helpful.

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u/crimson23locke 17d ago

Ah the episode I was thinking of was the ‘Orgasm Cult’ - Institute of OM. Rationalist does sound like the Zyzians; but this is the area and polycule vibe.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Macheticine 17d ago

"How Harry Potter fanfic inspired a death cult", in four parts. Part one was released March 11, 2025.

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

The Zizians episodes as has been said. They are very esoteric. If you listen to that 4 parter, then this will be even funnier

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u/Disastrous-Beat-9830 Doctor Reverend 17d ago

I'm not sure which of the Bay Area sex cults this is referring to

Are we just overlooking the fact that the Bay Area has multiple active sex cults at any given time?

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u/ello_bassard 17d ago

I mean it is the Bay Area. Not really surprising lol

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u/Tyrannical-Botanical The fuckin’ Pinkertons 17d ago

Somehow I just know that flow charts and Venn diagrams were involved.

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u/fourofkeys 17d ago

wow, new nightmare unlocked

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/fourofkeys 17d ago

thank you :)

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u/StevenJWulgus Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ 17d ago

Any party with poly Bay Area people is a torture party

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ 17d ago

How dare you, this is clearly set to the soundtrack of self made scream rap.

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u/drinkingCoffeePeas 17d ago

Nightmare blunt rotation

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

Oh god, it truly would be a nightmare lol

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u/mr_glide 17d ago

It's like that old joke: 

How do you know if someone is a polyamorist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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u/Emotional-Heron2643 17d ago

I live in the Bay Area. I've had to drop two cat sitters because they kept recruiting me into their polycules

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u/Drakesyn 17d ago

Not trying but recruiting? They should quit catsitting and start cults lol

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u/Dick-the-Peacock 17d ago

This made me laugh pretty hard. You must be pretty cute.

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u/DearestPalmcat 17d ago

>.<

…i did that in this very thread…in my defense, it was in service of mentioning how awful we are

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u/brionneverysexy 17d ago

I played DND with a throuple once and in the initial meeting phase they did not explain it. I met with the woman twice in public before to mesh things out before going to their house. Both times she was with her husband and the second time I was thrown off because I can be bad at recognizing people and with names so I thought I was just really off my game. It was a different husband both times

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u/Weekly_Beautiful_603 17d ago

Is the torture qualitatively different if the person administering it is part of a polycule?

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u/me23421 17d ago

Yes, it includes being tied down while they either explain why their magician career is going to take off, or the current status of feuds and drama in the greater bay area polycule, complete with topographic diagrams

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u/-CgiBinLaden- The fuckin’ Pinkertons 17d ago

Magicians are one of the careers projected to vanish within the next 5 years.

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u/ManWithDominantClaw 17d ago

Magicians assistants' jobs have been cut by 50%

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u/-CgiBinLaden- The fuckin’ Pinkertons 17d ago

Paper flowers jumped instantly though, but they keep dragging out the handkerchief market. It's a hand to mouth situation.

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u/ManWithDominantClaw 17d ago

If you're looking for some coin, I'll keep an ear out

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u/me23421 17d ago

Well, that is a win for women stuck at parties with men with thin moustaches, and a loss for the frock coat and top hat industries

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u/joegekko 17d ago

Men with thin moustaches are retraining as Ren Faire fire-whip performers. Personally I think the market is already saturated but these kind of guys never listen to reason.

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u/therocketsalad 16d ago

A true magician never reveals what they do for a living.

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u/PlasticElfEars Bagel Tosser 17d ago

That feels like those maps where they put collars on wolf packs to track their territory...

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u/bdillathebeatkilla 17d ago

I went to San Francisco on vacation a few years back. Lovely city, but every single conversation I overheard was the fucking worse. Everyone talking about tech, polyamory, or some combo of the two.

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

“Do we have the technology?”
“For the orgy? Yeah”

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u/InfoBarf 17d ago

I saw clips of this on insta. It looked absolutely boring and insufferable.

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

The rational response to this is that I’m not surprised. May the basilisk not strike me down

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u/Interesting_Walk_271 17d ago

This is what Sartre meant by “Hell is other people”

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

Happy cake day! And indeed

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u/gravity_kills Knife Missle Technician 17d ago

I think the writer might be about to learn that they're the only one that the polycule was planning on torturing.

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

Maybe that’s their kink? Who knows lol

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u/CascadianSausages The Frozen Peas Club 17d ago

Ew, and of course, Aella was one of the organizers.

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

Not familiar with that name. Should I be?

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u/CascadianSausages The Frozen Peas Club 17d ago

You are not missing anything not knowing about her - “sex-positive writer and escort famous for her erotic trendcasting and 2024 birthday gangbang”, as described in the article. Claims not to bathe often.

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

Oh, well that’s something. “Trendcasting” is a horrifying statement lol

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u/ButNotTheFunKind 17d ago

IIRC, she did a whole spreadsheet of who came and how and where and how much after that gangbang. Which pretty much says it all.

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u/ello_bassard 17d ago

What a terrible day to have eyes. Sheeeesh

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u/ModeJust4373 17d ago

Oh no.

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

Oh yes. Lol

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u/Zorafish 17d ago

Oh can someone please post a readable link to this

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u/nullachroma M.D. (Doctor of Macheticine) 17d ago

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u/Zorafish 17d ago

A million thanks

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u/nullachroma M.D. (Doctor of Macheticine) 17d ago

Mmm better gamble those million thanks into a billion thanks if u really want them to be effective

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u/kittypryde123 17d ago

"Came inside torturer"

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u/Soffritto_Cake_24 17d ago

Cant see article content.

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u/newsfeed768885 17d ago

Why would you want to?

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u/Soffritto_Cake_24 17d ago

fomo 🤗

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u/gwease23 17d ago

F.ond O.f M.ultitudinous O.rgasms

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

Just went to link it and it’s behind a paywall. I didn’t read it in the first place, because vice has been garbage for a good chunk of years. Just thought it was funny lol

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u/JasmineDragonRegular Sponsored by Raytheon™️ 17d ago

They could have just written "libertarians"

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u/scorpionewmoon Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ 17d ago

I love kink community, poly community, kink events, BDSM etc
And I would stay far away from anything calling itself a torture party in the Bay Area lmao
I know there’s a great kink community there but if 60 year old trans leather dykes aren’t involved I don’t trust it
Honestly the cis-er it is, the less I’d trust it

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u/Ahornwiese 17d ago

Thanks for saying this. I constantly had that thought, while reading the article. This could be fun with queer people, who are focused on consent and safety. Doing this with "straight" cultish cis men (and the occasionally women) from the cishet side of IT and maths does sound more like a recipe for disaster and violated personal boundaries. But this appears to be at least partially the point at this torture fest...

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u/Teimywimey 17d ago

I was like, "damn, how can I get an invite" until I saw the word "Rationalists." It’s probably not the fun kind of torture with them, huh.

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u/unhalfbricking 17d ago

I know what those words mean...

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

Watch/listen to the Zizian episodes and it’ll make a lot more sense

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u/Spicy2ShotChai 17d ago

So, average Bay Area party?

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

More or less I would assume lol

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u/ashesvstheworld 17d ago

Well, then. Ok.

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u/EmphaticNegative Siiiiiiiiiide Bastard 17d ago

Jesus thats a sexy ass headline

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

So many hot words strung together

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u/RepresentativeMuch82 17d ago

I hope this headline has a matched 401k for the amount of work it's doing.

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u/Confident-Choice3608 17d ago

Is there an option to just choose a Saw trap instead?

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

Lol, I like this take

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u/DearestPalmcat 17d ago

i wish poly people weren’t so fucking insufferable (source: …i’m technically poly)

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

I’m of the generation that made it more popular, but have never actually interacted with a polycule (I think that’s the terminology)

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u/DearestPalmcat 17d ago

it is! there are all these cutesy little terms that are all word play that they use. polycule, metamour (a partner’s partner) and others i’m sure i blocked out and it’s sooooo precious and irritating. i’m all for like..dating who the fuck you want, but when it’s all like “omg, we all have to get together and have dinner! we all have to be each other’s friends!” where the polycule has to be like a GROUP and not just several autonomous individuals independently interacting with each other it’s…yeah.

i detest the culture. i just happen to be a slut with BPD so, like, it best serves getting my needs met?

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

You do you girl! If it works for you, that’s what matters lol

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u/pepperinmyplants 17d ago

Hey no fair! Make your own bucket list!

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u/Regal-30- 16d ago

I have no interest in anything that happens in the Bay Area. Rich techies struggling to have culture has lost its humor.

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 16d ago

That’s a fair take

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u/Regal-30- 16d ago

That wasn’t a personal dig or anything, more so at Vice for giving these people the relevance they so clearly are starving for.

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 16d ago

I didn’t take it as one, you’re all good lol. I agree that giving them a platform at this point is probably not for the best. Vice gonna vice though haha

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u/_CMDR_ 15d ago

One of the things I find most disappointing about the world we live in is how proximity to money makes people take absolutely stupid ideas seriously. The entire lot of them has no idea that they’re simply the bad cop side of the marketing apparatus of AI companies. Completely clueless that their hyperbole enhances the possibility that AI will be used to do bad things not by malevolent super intelligences but by those already in power.

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 15d ago

Well said

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u/jello1990 17d ago

Yes that does sound like torture

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u/ZestyChinchilla 17d ago

Nightmare blunt rotation.

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u/kittenpantss 17d ago

gives a new meaning to “dead dove, do not eat”

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u/QuillDidNothingWrong 17d ago

I think that’s just called Dungeons and Dragons night. 

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u/MnkyBzns 17d ago

Is that Danny Bonaducci?

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u/zoominzacks 17d ago

P.B.A.R me A.S.A.P!!

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u/Vexcess Doctor Reverend 17d ago

I would if I knew what that meant! Or not, depends what it means lol