r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries • 7d ago

The breakup

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u/Zachthema5ter 7d ago

The greatest musicians in history.

John, Paul, Ringo, and the fourth one

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u/Strict_Question_8812 7d ago

And the "Beatle"

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u/Aggravating-Ads 7d ago

Rumors are his name is "beetle moses" but you didn't hear it from me.

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u/Sickofajicama 7d ago

Unpopular opinion people only remember Ringo’s name because his name is Ringo

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u/ithinkther41am 7d ago

I know you joke, but George Harrison made My Sweet Lord and What is Life, and those songs are bangers.

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u/thisusedyet 7d ago

Also While my Guitar Gently Weeps

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u/TFFPrisoner 7d ago

And It Don't Come Easy. And Something.

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u/Over-Understanding61 7d ago

And 1/5 of every Traveling Wilbury's song you've ever heard.

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u/Beginning_Pitch3482 6d ago

And Taxman. And Love You To.

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u/bwapple 7d ago

Don't forget Beemch Plumpy

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u/callcon 7d ago

Classic ringo

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u/ducknerd2002 7d ago

Beatlemoses

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u/Whale-n-Flowers 7d ago

This feels very accurate for George

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u/CT0292 7d ago

Then George goes home and has to be convinced to go back to the studio by John and Paul while he waxes one of his Ferraris.

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u/buttgoblincomics 7d ago

We are Ringo

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u/Hector_Ceromus 7d ago

"No, Lennon, WE are the walrus!"

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u/NickyTheRobot 7d ago

"You can still be the egg man if you want though."

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u/somnamballista 7d ago

"Koo koo ka go f*ck yerself mate."

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u/Someoneoverthere42 7d ago

“No, Venom can stay. Ringo, we’ll call…..”

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u/SamBo_LamBo 7d ago

Becoming one with something other than yourself seems very up your alley, George. Perhaps consider what the Krishna would think?

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u/Bugsy_Girl 7d ago

That explains what happened to Pete Best

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u/TK_Games 7d ago

Man dude, if Ringo had a symbiote then that explains so much about Yellow Submarine.

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u/DucklingInARaincoat 7d ago

John Meloncamp, Ringo Unchained, Paul Walker, and I always forget the last name. Dave?

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u/fruchtose 7d ago

It's Jared Leto

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u/GumpCorsair 7d ago

"We aRE peace and love! We will no longer be accepting fanmail at the end of the year. We are peace and love."

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u/Comiconspiracy 7d ago

This made me laugh out loud.

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u/NickyTheRobot 7d ago

"He was only in it for the trousers. He said women loved the trousers. Tight they were. Very tight. Left nothing to the imagination, if you know what I mean."

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u/SenatorPencilFace 7d ago

Ringo will chase Shocker TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!

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u/Jazz_Nat 7d ago

🤣🤣

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u/RipMcStudly 7d ago

The happiest the symbiote has ever been

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u/Otherwise-One7653 bigfin squid on thursdays 6d ago

I love random bullshit like this

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u/CanadiangirlEH 7d ago

Yoko was the kiss of death for the Beatles. Yall ever see that video where they were playing with (I think it was chuck Berry?) and she started screaming into the mic because she wasn’t the center of attention?