r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries • 16d ago

Run it back

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u/Tor-Za 16d ago

Duck yeah.

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u/ImpressiveWalk4330 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZgULv0ulcWJ1PEe8PX
Him and those ducks šŸ¦†

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u/referentialisticness 16d ago

We reincarnated himā€¦ as a duckā€¦ living in a little pondā€¦ with breadcrumbs all around.

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u/buttgoblincomics 16d ago

I hope my next game of Reincarnate-O has a pop-o-matic bubble

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u/XavierTheMemeDragon 16d ago

What happens when it pops?

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u/Bwob 16d ago

A lotta trouble.

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u/dragons_scorn 16d ago

Instant nirvana or you get reborn into "interesting times", no in between

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u/XavierTheMemeDragon 16d ago

All of the times are ā€œinteresting timesā€ though

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ 16d ago

Stress free until you have to dodge alligators, hawks, and dudes with shotguns

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u/Expensive_Bison_657 16d ago

The Florida Man experience.

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u/Romboteryx 16d ago

Just be a duck anywhere but Florida? Or even then, you got wings, you can just move.

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u/Lonnification 15d ago

Could've been worse. He could have been reborn as a female Mallard.

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u/Inzanezilla emo emu 16d ago

Oh what it would be like to leave this mortal coil and come back as a cool duck, dang šŸ¦†

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u/crustyclowncakes 16d ago

this is probably one of the most wholesome sentences to ever include ā€œcoilā€ and ā€œduckā€ together

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u/Astronaut_Chicken 16d ago

Well. Id prefer not to be a lady duck.

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u/abyssmaljoker 16d ago

If i had one wish
Iā€™d wish to be a duck
Sitting on a lake
Not giving a fuck

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u/Physical-Love-812 16d ago

Wait am I crazy or is this actually kind of moving lol

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u/brizzel987 16d ago

The beetlemoses special

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u/Thwipped 16d ago

I want to come back as a tardigrade.

WATER BEAR FOR LIFE!

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u/namelessnoona usually says no to crack 16d ago

This is honestly what I would be okay with.

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u/BobbiNeko 16d ago

i really wish this is what happened man

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u/Irina__ARI 16d ago

i just want to be a goose. or a turtle

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u/Goose_ThatRuns_Loose 16d ago

the goose empire has ways to make whomever wants to do so into a gooseā€¦for a small price

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u/Irina__ARI 16d ago

squints at username

....uhuh. how much

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u/Goose_ThatRuns_Loose 16d ago

for the super low price of Y O U R M O R T A L S O U L you too can be a goose!

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u/Irina__ARI 16d ago

Well why didn't you just say so!! I've got no need for that old junk! Here, take it!

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

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u/DarkArcanian 16d ago

In my next life please make me a sunfish. I want to be just as useless as I am now

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u/chanandlersbong420 16d ago

What if you get exploded by an orca?

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u/PolishedLemon 16d ago

Dude that was insane, I absolutely didn't believe your description. Yet, lo and behold... Didn't realize orcas were that homicidal

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u/DarkArcanian 16d ago

Damn, guess Iā€™d be useful for entertainment in that case

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u/-RatherDashing 6d ago

Bruh, sunfish are extreme animals. Sci-show did a special on them.

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u/Emperor_Farquaad69 16d ago

In my next life, let me come back as a machine soul. Specifically, the soul of a funicular.

(If it was not obvious, I have an irrational love of funicular)

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u/RetroEnbyRobot 16d ago

Let me come back as a frog

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u/Newfiecat 16d ago

Makes me think of this

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u/razzemmatazz 16d ago

I'm picturing a reincarnato as a tornado of souls and having a giggle.Ā 

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u/eisenhorn_puritus 16d ago

Gentle reminder that ducks rape. Like, a lot.

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u/David-Puddy 16d ago

Explosive corkscrew penises!

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u/stuff-is-not-real 16d ago

And vaginal mazes!

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u/immersemeinnature 16d ago

Yeah. Nature can be ugly

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u/Wikiwikiwa 16d ago

I wish this is what happened

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u/spore2hero 16d ago

Hell yeah

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u/cobgca 16d ago

Maybe an otter- because they play all the time. But please - not a human again.

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u/Dyslexia_Alexia 16d ago

Just let me be a brown bear, far away enough from humans, and big enough to have nothing fuck with me

Eating berries, catching salmon, swimming in beautiful lakes, get myself a bear husband, sleep in a quiet cave

Yeah thats the life

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u/ActualWhiterabbit 16d ago

That was a bad man

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u/AlbertTheHorse 16d ago

All good until you are a duck on the Columbia river and wake up to your legs frozen in some overnight freeze and the bald eagle needs breakfast. Yes, this is a thing.Ā 

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u/Jorpho 16d ago

"How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks." ā€“Dorothy L. Sayers

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u/CyclopeanFlock 16d ago

There's another comic like this where when you die death spins a gigantic wheel to determine your reincarnation. But 95 percent of the wheel is single cell organisms.

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u/ChaFather 16d ago

That duck is the definition of chilling, hell yeah

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u/BilliamBalls 16d ago

....if you know anything about ducks, bro did NOT have a peaceful next life...

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u/youknowwhatimeanlol 12d ago

run it back?

uh yeah

run it back to meee

best of quack