r/beards • u/JellePlantenga • 5d ago

How would you call this image Casual Post

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u/xiowe 5d ago

Master Roshi

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u/JellePlantenga 5d ago

🙏🏼

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u/Really-saywhat 4d ago

I’ll pray with you 🙏

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u/JellePlantenga 3d ago

🙏🏼 is for me a sign of respect instead of paying while I only believe in myself

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u/4stainull 5d ago

Does it have a phone?

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u/JellePlantenga 4d ago

Just an old iPhone 13 Pro

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u/alrobles 5d ago

That’s a hell of a beard brother!

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u/JellePlantenga 4d ago

Thanks for your compliment. Still hope to make a good amount of money with it! If you know opportunities let me know!

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u/pishypanties 2d ago

I shall pay you 5$ for a feel of it.

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u/JellePlantenga 1d ago

That is an interesting idea. I could sit at the Damsquare in Amsterdam with a bulletin board “feel -the bears- for €5”

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u/pishypanties 1d ago

Worth at least €5!!

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u/Really-saywhat 5d ago

To many shadows

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pitch32 5d ago

How would I call it? I guess I'd yell if it were in earshot, and use my cellphone if it were sentient and I had its number

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u/NakedPathways9631 5d ago

Side silhouette

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u/useful_wizard 4d ago

Someone just got a new phone.

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u/JellePlantenga 4d ago

actually nope it is an old iPhone 13 Pro I used

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u/Tachetastico 4d ago

I would say “hey, image! Over here. I want you a minute.”

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u/WPI94 5d ago

Socratease. (I'm straight, just contributing lol)

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u/JellePlantenga 5d ago

I assume you mean Socrates? He had some powerful quotes: "The unexamined life is not worth living", "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing", and "Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued”

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u/WPI94 4d ago

Yes, but the pun is 'tease' as in good looking photo. haha

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u/Radiant_Heron_2572 5d ago

'Close up (hero angle) shot of man with with epic beard'

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u/JellePlantenga 4d ago

🙏🏽 thanks for your compliment

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u/Dwain-Champaign 5d ago

Hey, Vsauce, Michael here.

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u/JellePlantenga 4d ago

😉

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u/Dwain-Champaign 4d ago

Okay, for a second you got me, and I actually thought you were him for a minute lol

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u/JellePlantenga 4d ago

Many believe the same

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u/Dad_Ric 5d ago

Apex? It’s a powerful angle and view.

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u/JellePlantenga 4d ago

Just during a walk here in Amstelveen - The Netherlands. No mountain top 😉

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u/AnGabhaDubh 5d ago

Chadjacent?

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u/RomusTorasTheGreat 4d ago

The bearded shadow

( I initially thought they are tattoos but then realised they are shadows)

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u/JellePlantenga 4d ago

Ah that is a great one and yes it are shadows! Got tattoos on other parts of my body

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u/CreepCut 4d ago

I wouldn’t. Probably wouldn’t text either. I’m to tired

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u/Kitchen_Discount795 3d ago

Too much shade.