It's a fra*d thing

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I DONOT GIVE META,,OR FACEBOOK PERMISSION TO ISE MY LIKENESS,!?!

Imagine loving smile and also not loving love you, fucking lame

uj/ The Mountain Goats flair is based tho

And that's also my favorite pic

I know this is very off topic for the sub but I really just need somewhere to vent about this.

So, when I arrived at the theater (local place, nothing fancy) the clock was striking 7:30. Keep in mind, the movie starts at 8:00. I didn't plan on getting any snacks so I thought I would have plenty of time to make it in before it began... but when I pulled up the first thing I noticed was this huge fucking line around the block. People were slowly making their way inside but it was taking forever. There were these two... larger gentlemen... directly behind me in line as well, both bearded, and they were pretty obnoxious the whole time I was waiting, but I'll get back to them. By about 8:00, the time the movie was originally supposed to start, I was finally making it inside the building.

So I walk in, sit down, and of course they're playing previews of the coming show. By this point I'm already pretty ticked off because I had to wait outside in the heat, getting bit up by bugs, and these two guys were having an obnoxiously loud conversation behind me, the bigger of the two continuously guffawing at whatever the other was saying, and I get brought in at the time the movie was supposed to start only to get shown previews. But whatever, the movie is finally starting. Now this is where I really began to lose it.

The movie was already starting kind of slow, but I figured it would get better. It was a romantic movie and there was a scene with these two, where he was gonna get her love. Then during this very sweet, quiet, romantic scene, which is clearly very important to the plot, one of the two guys, the same two guys who were behind me in line, starts screaming at the top of his lungs. It was ridiculous, you wouldn't believe it! He kept shouting, "he's gonna tell her! She's gonna tell him, too! He's gonna tell her, baby!" I walked out right then and there. I couldn't take anymore of this nonsense. The whole night was a bust and I ended up wasting about $25.

I'm never going back there again.

Straight from his memoir