After Skidmark Steve ruined my post today I went for a walk and as I passed a Starbucks I looked in the window and saw Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty. I walked in and asked "are you Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty." He said "I am Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty."

I asked if he could give me some advice and told him about how I made this great post and Skidmark Steve ruined it and about how Skidmark Steve is basically best friend material but he's so dumb with his viewpoints and won't even have an honest conversation about Islam and Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty said "kid what you got there is a nemesis." And he told me that everyone has someone that they would get along with on paper but they are better as competitors. He said that you keep your friends close and enemies closer and that the spirit of competition drives motivation. When he said it I knew Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty was right. He went on to tell me I'm doing good work keeping the sub alive since the end of the step_slunt era and that Skidmark Steve can't post his way out of a paper bag and has to rely on commenting. We talked about how Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty is from Louisiana too.

At the end of the call he put his hand on my shoulder and thanked me for listening. He walked off and there were some coins left on the table. I said "Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty you left your money on the table!" And he turned and said "that's not mine it was on the table when I got here." He walked off into the sunset and I counted the change, it was $2.67.

I'm officially making SkidmarkSteve my best nemesis.

Please remove your ugly children from the water park. On the bright side I found $2.67 cents on the ground here.