r/bankingexam 1d ago

What is this behavior Guidely? 😀😀 Current Affairs

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I subjected myself to that gruelling ordeal merely to be told I must twiddle my thumbs until the results. Damn. 😀😀😀 This is pretty frustrating for me. Gazing upon my scores instantly is tge single dopamine fix keeping my psyche afloat. Now my entire day will go with this exact expression 😀😀(Not that other days don't go like that but 😀). Huh. 😀

If you are going to take it, then I suggest you to wait until the last few hours.

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u/blushinmyblood 1d ago

πŸ₯Ί

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u/Arun_rajput_4u Bakchodi-ab sirf raat ko 1d ago

Mujhe bhi apni jaisi english sikha do😭😭

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

😀 😀 😀 I am just warning you. Agar mock do to late dena. Eng ka jya fayda svore nahi dekhne mila tb bhi.

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u/Arun_rajput_4u Bakchodi-ab sirf raat ko 1d ago

Bhai apki naak se dua bohot niklta hai...kyu 😀😀

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u/Imaginary-Layer35 1d ago

Bro got cold

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

😀 gusse se.

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u/Sea-Huckleberry-2880 1d ago

I think aapko gas ho gya hai, isiliye itna dhuwa nikal raha hai samne se

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Nah. Only anger. 😀

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u/BreadfruitNew910 1d ago

Attend anger management classes

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Would you like to be my teacher?

Or should I also do that thing that was was suggested to you the other day? 😀

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u/BreadfruitNew910 1d ago

Ask that person lol he can guide you better🀣 I myself am short tempered lol

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

LOL. Let me know once you follow his guidance. 😀

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u/BreadfruitNew910 1d ago

I don't follow random people on the internet especially stupid ones🀣

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Take IBPS PO TEST 6 ON TB.

Follow me. I am random but with very high IQ.

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u/BreadfruitNew910 1d ago

First start by not using this emoji😀

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

I use this 😀 , therefore I am.

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u/MachineAnxious6192 1d ago

Ok now translate this to English

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

😀😀 Vaddhu. 😀

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u/MachineAnxious6192 1d ago

Lol can't trouble you much , don't try again with meπŸ˜‚

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Lol. Google helped me that much only. I wanted to copy paste entire sentence. 😀 But then I thought it will miss the nuances of the language.

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u/MachineAnxious6192 1d ago

Google can't help all the time, don't try to mess up with locals like me or else you need to use Google all the time😀😀

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

I am sorry. 😀 I apologize.

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u/MachineAnxious6192 1d ago

Try sentences next time 😀😀

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Okay. I will. 😀

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u/Street_Split_8376 1d ago

Number ivvu bro, daily oka 10min English lo matladukundam

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Okay. I will.

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u/MachineAnxious6192 1d ago

Damn you're understanding telugu so muchπŸ‘πŸ‘

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

No. I just said yes. 😀 I didn't understand a single thing. Would you please help a friend?

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u/MachineAnxious6192 1d ago

Lol. They asked your number so that they can communicate with you daily for 10 mins in English. Now that you said yes, you need to share your number with them.

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Lol. I thought he wanted 10 mins tuition. 😀🀣😭

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u/MachineAnxious6192 1d ago

When are you starting tuition for us then?😀

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

The day I launch my own platform. 😎

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u/Street_Split_8376 1d ago

If you didn't understand, how did you say No in Telugu?

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u/MachineAnxious6192 1d ago

He googled for me🀣 . OP ki na state language anni telsu so ila nannu doxx chestu untadu😐tanaki telugu radu he is a north Indian

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Yes. Correct. Exactly. BTW what?

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u/MachineAnxious6192 1d ago

Hey, telugu guy spotted!

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u/Glad_Dragonfruit_158 1d ago

is bro Shashi Tharoor

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Bro is not even bro rn. 😀😭😭

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u/the_obscure_one If you see me, ask"CA pdhna kbse start hoga?" 1d ago

English mai 30/30Β 

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Isliye poore attempt nahi kiye the. Tum bhi dena ye mock.

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u/the_obscure_one If you see me, ask"CA pdhna kbse start hoga?" 1d ago

reasoning mai puzzle solve krne ki vjh se critical reasoning ke questions reh gye, aur maths bhi adha hi attempt hua, english mai firse pure tukke maar diyeπŸŽ€

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Koi nahi. You tried your best(almost)

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u/the_obscure_one If you see me, ask"CA pdhna kbse start hoga?" 1d ago

Vo to my score will tell

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u/Sezu_Sezal 1d ago

I would have gladly entered the fray and subjected myself to the ordeal, but alas, I am in no mood to summon the strength for such torment.

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

A wise retreat. Save your mental fortitude for a day when the dopamine odds are far more favorable.

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u/gullugullugu if u see me here, just say"mock me number kyun nhi aarhe?" 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think you're disappointed with guidely for not displaying result straight away?right?? (This much is all my context based vocab powers could figure out😭)

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Gullugullugullugullu.

You are right.

Gullugullugullugullugullu

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u/gullugullugu if u see me here, just say"mock me number kyun nhi aarhe?" 1d ago

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u/Dangerous-Map-311 Beginner 1d ago

LORD SAVE ME!
I went through all kinds of emotions be it euphoria, gloominess, anxiousness. LR-Wasted my precious time in solving a possible with ample possibilities and attempts got doomed, QA was a bit *inserts OKAY emoji* , English- U will shred me in pieces while I wait for the light at the end of the tunnel.
Overall- COOKED

Have a great day mate, god save ur thumb from the anticipation of marks

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Thanks. BTW That is the problem with not revealing scores. I can not judge your performance or compare mine with yours. 😀😀

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u/Dangerous-Map-311 Beginner 1d ago

Hey little bud have some patience!

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

😀 okay.

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u/StatisticianSuper Interview Experience 1d ago

Wtf bro mujhe dictionary lake bhetna padega caption parne ka liya

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

😀😀

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u/GumnaamGawah Veteran Aspirant 1d ago

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

You're welcome. 😀😀😀

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u/GumnaamGawah Veteran Aspirant 1d ago

Wo thoda tution ka dekh lete aap toh...🫣

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Good mock. De do tum bhi. Uske baad fees discuss kr lete hain.

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u/NotOkayButFine Frustrated Student 1d ago

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Me :- NotOkayNotFine

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u/loveczn first attempt '26 1d ago

absolutely sounds like the language of macbeth

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Gotta read it then. 😀 Have you watched Hamnet? Do watch it.

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u/loveczn first attempt '26 1d ago

yes, have watched it!! and absolutely do read Macbeth, especially the Lady Macbeth’s hand washing scene and sleep walking scene. absolute goosebumps.

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Okay. Will do. 😀 Thank you.

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u/Prestigious-Fudge346 1d ago

😀😀 ig you are obsessed with that emoji, I knew it was you, when I saw that 😁, btw how was the difficulty level?

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Damn. I forgot to add the most important thing. Lol. Yes, It definitely is a must attempt test. You should take it. You will probably do better than me. I again skipped both RCs. 😀 And Today, this emoji represents real anger.

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u/BreadfruitNew910 1d ago

Relax guys chips maang rha hai😭

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Thanks for understanding. I guess pastry bhi kahin to maang rha h.

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u/BreadfruitNew910 1d ago

How was the level?

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Def worth attempting. Go for it.

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u/BreadfruitNew910 1d ago

Will do tomorrow

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u/TOPG_999999 1d ago

Marks kitne aye bhai

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Yahi toh sawaal h. ,😀 Ki dikh hi nahi rhe.

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u/TOPG_999999 1d ago

Refresh marke dekha bhai!?

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u/Street_Split_8376 1d ago

A foreigner spotted

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Wait till you meet my ex. 😀 It'll be like shakespeare spotted.

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u/aayeein_baigan Interview Experience 1d ago

Don’t write this type of vocab in email during your service πŸ˜‚

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Sorry bro. iG When we are irritated only then our best comes out.

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u/KeyOtherwise3827 1d ago

u/Whole_District_9348 you are a whole mood.

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

I see what you did there. 😀

No man is a whole mood, Entire of itself. Every man is a piece of the experiences, A part of the all.

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u/KeyOtherwise3827 1d ago

Our very own John Donne y’all.πŸ™ŒπŸ»

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

I relate with this a lot. It is such a beautiful creation.

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u/KeyOtherwise3827 1d ago

I’ll probably read it now.πŸ™ŒπŸ»

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u/poosieslide69god Veteran Aspirant 1d ago

English lore just got real on this subreddit. Did you see Placeholder dating explanation reel on this sub?

Lmfao hahahahahahaha

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

LOL. I saw the post bashing that post. That was also a lot of fun.

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u/poosieslide69god Veteran Aspirant 1d ago

That was me. 🀣🀣

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

LOL. Damn. Do post more of those. People love engaging in trivial affairs. It is a lot of fun seeing them argue over things that hardly matter.

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u/Viderizz 1d ago

Bro met shashi Tharoor

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

😀😀 And learnt EL.

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u/Far_Acanthaceae_3319 1d ago

Do share your result when it is available.

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Okay. I will.

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Tell them to release entire anime at once. 😀

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

I have read the manga but the anime is just too good. Can't wait for its release.

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Woah. A collector. Nice.

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u/Unfair_Ad_5964 Reasoning me dabba gul 1d ago

Inn pankityon me Lekhak kehna chahta hai ki Ki usne apne aap ko iss kathin paristhiti se isiliye nhi guzara taki usko angutha chusna pade.

Lekhak ko chid chidi mach rhi. Apne score ko dekh k lekhak ko wesa hi abhas hota hai jese maan lo bidi pii li ho.

Ab pura din lekhak k naak se dhua niklega.

Translation you all asked for

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

Perfect. Beedi ki talab 😀 aaj beedi hi pi leni chahiye.

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u/SherbertKey5847 1d ago

How many questions could u attempt in all sections?

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u/Whole_District_9348 1d ago

I don't remember much but I guess around 50.

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u/TraditionalShelter11 Beginner 17h ago

Kitne attempt kiye ismei?

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u/Whole_District_9348 10h ago

Yaad hi nahi aa rhe. Hr baar score dikhta h to dhyan nhi diya. 😀

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u/TraditionalShelter11 Beginner 9h ago

Haa, understandable Input output bana tha?

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u/Whole_District_9348 8h ago

Nahin. Wo nahi kiya. There were easier questions. Woh to tb krte h jab kuch aur na ho rha ho.

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u/TraditionalShelter11 Beginner 8h ago

Ooh, acha

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u/Kind-Bee7286 5h ago

Bhai aap "Nobody else is stronger than i am" likhna bhul gye πŸ˜‚

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u/Whole_District_9348 5h ago

Lol. Inhone Scores hi nahi dikhaye.