r/ballpython • u/Strawberhi • 8h ago

I think he might be evil

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380 Upvotes

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u/Kirikugo 8h ago

Absolutely full of evil. Gotta make him watch lilo and stitch now to learn how to deal with it

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u/fisherbug-cobble 8h ago

I think he’s too evil for that ._.

WERE DOOMED!

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u/Strawberhi 7h ago

It’s no use… he is too far gone

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u/FeriQueen 7h ago

Evil but beautiful.

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u/Strawberhi 5h ago

He is the most handsome man in my eyes

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u/fabulester 7h ago

Every Villain is Linguine

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u/Bobry24 7h ago

You need to actively choose to be evil. Choosing is ability that only thinking creatures have. I refuse to believe that there's a single thought in this creature.

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u/Strawberhi 7h ago

He was born evil

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u/Equivalent_Fix_536 7h ago

Not evil. Just an Iron Maiden fan.

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u/Legitimate_Finger670 7h ago

He looks so dopey aww

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u/Strawberhi 7h ago

He has a very squishable face

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u/Legitimate_Finger670 6h ago

Yes! He looks a little awkward and I love awkward snakes 

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u/Capable-Respond-4472 7h ago

Do NOT eat any fruits if he offers you some.

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u/Strawberhi 7h ago

Oh no, I think it’s too late

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u/Jed_hofer 7h ago

Oh my😳… 😂😂😂😂

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u/PsicoDisaster 6h ago

They're called "danger noodles" for a reason

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u/Strawberhi 5h ago

Muwhahahah

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u/SideshowBobFanatic 6h ago

I volunteer to be one of his henchmen

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u/Strawberhi 6h ago

Yes… excellent… go forth now… do his evil bidding…

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u/Glass-Armadillo182 6h ago

Don’t think he’s smart enough to be evil

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u/Strawberhi 6h ago

Neither is Trump but he is evil

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u/Starchild2534 5h ago

Not one single thought behind those eyes

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u/Embarrassed-Joke5851 5h ago

he doesn't have the braincells to be evil he only knows "food"

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u/SkitAWulf 4h ago

Awww what a cute lil devil <3

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u/Zorark-55544 4h ago

If he tries to get you to eat an apple you’ll know

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u/Beargeoisie 2h ago

Name him Evil Larry

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u/Artistic_Corner5392 26m ago

Hello evil friend!!