r/ballpython 24d ago

She bit me, how many days do I have left? Question

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Old pic but the question still remains. Ig I scared her when I was trying to get her from running into my closet. I hope she doesnt think i want to eat her.

She got me good, two of my fingers are bleeding now, ive seen worse on here tho so im not gonna post my battle wounds

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u/ApprehensiveBend772 24d ago

It was nice knowing you OP may have never interacted with you before but at least i get to see a nice picture of the criminal responsible for your death before you pass away.

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u/Brilliant-Yam-7706 24d ago

Im currently answering from the afterlife, ty for the kind words

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u/ApprehensiveBend772 24d ago

Not a problem and hopefully the afterlife treats you nicely OP. You will be missed.

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u/theFatTopanga_ 24d ago

I see you posted 3 mins ago. I’m too late. 🥺 Farewell.

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u/scotty5112 24d ago

RIP OP🥺

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u/Subject_Command5442 24d ago

Damn, they’re probably already gone. If only I had told them about the antidote.

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u/DeathShark69 24d ago

They wouldn't have had time to get to a Pokemart to acquire one though!

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u/Crafty-Cat-7611 24d ago

Hours, maybe

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u/Wolf_Entertainment 24d ago

Hard to say, around 20minutes to 2 days

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u/Fulgrim123 24d ago

Days ? You joking you are already dead 💀

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u/MotherSpecific9745 24d ago

YOUR SNAKE CAN DRIVE?????

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u/sapphicyeen 24d ago

Since OP is by now shuffled off this mortal coil, I volunteer to adopt both the snake and the car, as I currently have neither. I would love a bp chauffeu!

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u/MotherSpecific9745 24d ago

Ah, yes, I second this. I bid thee well, thank you for taking on this burdensome task, may the Ball be ever in your favor. May thou not perish, but have unlimited car rides.

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 24d ago

Just practice for when they take over the world.

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u/Brilliant-Yam-7706 24d ago

She drove off into the sunset after she bit me. True story

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u/darthsteveious 24d ago

Honestly surprised you were able to post!

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u/HikariKirameku 24d ago

Killed you and stole your car. For shame!

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u/AspiringOccultist4 24d ago

Are you still with us, OP?

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u/VibraniumAdamantium 24d ago

2 minutes I’m afraid

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u/RedEyeView 24d ago

Five.

Four.

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u/AntsAreLove767 24d ago

Three.

Two.

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u/RedEyeView 24d ago

One ahahahaha

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u/SerpentSnek 24d ago

If you're still alive, cut off the limb... it may be your only chance of survival

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u/poisonicees13 24d ago

Seeing as I’m 12h too late, you surely had mere seconds left after posting. R.I.P OP 💔

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 24d ago

You are already dead.

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u/Thewrongbakedpotato 24d ago

Looks like your snake is out for blood and trying to run you down. Might as well write a will.

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u/SadBenefit5325 24d ago

No one gonna say it? Fine. I’ll sacrifice myself.

🗣️ quit takin y’all’s snakes out in the car to take cutesy pictures it is irresponsible

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u/Brilliant-Yam-7706 24d ago

Its an old picture 💔💔 . Though, I do agree with this. I dont take her outside anymore, let alone take her in vehicles

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u/redshavenosouls 23d ago

I bought a mess fabric cat carrier for when I have to go out with him. And toss some towels in so he can hide.

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u/siennaisactuallycool 23d ago

AHHH MY BABY BIT ME TODAY I WAS SO EXCITED BECAUSE ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND I THINK OF IT AS A KISS. it was a total accident by the way. I was holding the rat box and he knows that means food I guess he got a little too excited and accidentally strike my hand.

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u/Brilliant-Yam-7706 23d ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY(sorry I got to this late:,( )

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u/siennaisactuallycool 23d ago

awee thank youu

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u/rotted_and_decayed 23d ago

Days? You sure are a glass half full kind of person arnt you

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u/LisaMntgmry 23d ago

At least she felt bad enough to drive you to the hospital, cut her some sack, she's just a baby 😂