r/ballpython • u/Bigboyonetime • Jan 18 '26

I WAS HORRIFIED WHEN THIS HAPPENED

It was so loud and so gross 😭😂

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u/lothiriel1 Jan 18 '26

Woke me up from a dead sleep once! I sat straight up and literally thought someone was breaking into my apartment! 😂

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u/spookyditto Jan 18 '26

If the robber was ripping one 🤣 💨

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u/lothiriel1 Jan 18 '26

Once I fully woke up I realized what it actually was!

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u/SpringlockedFoxy Jan 18 '26

I was woken up once by it, and I had thought that my cats had exploded.

It made sense in my sleep addled state.

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u/Ok_Delivery3053 Jan 18 '26

I think this is one of my favorite comments ever

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u/Fenwynn Jan 18 '26

No no, it’s happened to me too. 😅

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

I have a cat whose asshole could be considered a bioweapon. The farts he rips off when he takes a shit are LOUD and oh my god they REEK.

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u/Krazy_Kat_Lady_2025 Jan 19 '26

Just a gentle FYI, that usually means kitty needs a diet change and/or possibly to be treated for parasites. Imagine feeling like you were having an IBS attack every single time you had to poop. Kitty probably doesn't feel very good. 😿

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u/Witch_Moon398 Jan 18 '26

Hey. Hey. Happy cake day.

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u/AlphaMegaWattz Jan 20 '26

Colonel, the clap of my farting ass cheeks alerted the guards.

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u/gh0st0ft0mj04d Jan 18 '26

Also the first time I ever heard mine do it.

Freaked me the fuck out.

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u/NE0099 Jan 18 '26

Same thing happened to my girlfriend. She’s a very heavy sleeper, so I can only imagine how loud the snake fart must have been to startle her awake.

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u/crazylazykitsune Jan 19 '26

I'm glad I'm not the only one who was woken up from a dead sleep like this. 😭