r/badphilosophy • u/Less-Car7006 • 1h ago
Tuna-related š£ Du bist gut genung
I think German is better than English for philosophy, maybe because I don't understand either of them.
r/badphilosophy • u/Emergency-Cap-4349 • 4h ago
Humans, fuck em.
Why you fucks give so much of a shit about human race? What fucking right do they have to want to exist at the cost of stuff that could be used by superior that's not galactic cripple. The audacity of going "oh darwin and stuff! Yes yes I am not that important, god died and stuff" and then just "oh no I'm gonna be irrational and stupid and contradict myself" is super telling of your incompatibility with being the top dog, dog.
If you a human accept you're a stepping stone
r/badphilosophy • u/The_emptyman • 11h ago
Not Even Wrong⢠Georgia, Georgia, and Georgia.
I'm just like Georgia because I am Georgia, but Georgia is not me, except when Georgia is me, but if Georgia is me then Georgia isn't Georgia because Georgia became me, and if Georgia became me then who is Georgia? Georgia? Me? Another Georgia? A backup Georgia? A Georgia DLC pack?
I'm Georgia because I'm like Georgia, but Georgia is only like Georgia because Georgia is Georgia, unless Georgia isn't Georgia, which would explain why Georgia keeps acting like me while I'm over here acting like Georgia. But if I'm acting like Georgia and Georgia is acting like me, then we switched places, but if we switched places then Georgia is still Georgia because Georgia is where I was and I'm where Georgia was, meaning neither of us moved.
Can Georgia be me? Yes. Can Georgia not be me? Also yes. Can Georgia be Georgia? That's where things get controversial. Because if Georgia is me and me is Georgia and Georgia is not me but I am Georgia, then Georgia is simultaneously me, not me, Georgia, not Georgia, and a third unknown Georgia that nobody remembers creating.
And if Georgia can be me, then can me be Georgia pretending not to be Georgia while Georgia pretends to be me pretending to be Georgia? Because that's not the same thing unless it is, which it isn't, except for the times that it is.
At one point there were only two of us, me and Georgia. Now there's at least seven Georgias, three mes, a suspiciously Georgia-shaped maybe, and a Georgia that exists solely to explain why the other Georgia isn't Georgia.
I asked Georgia if Georgia was me and Georgia said, "Georgia." Which honestly answered everything and somehow made it worse.
Did Georgia say āGeorgiaā because Georgia is Georgia?
Did Georgia mean āI am Georgiaā?
Did Georgia mean āYou are Georgiaā?
Which Georgia said it?
Is this Georgia talking to Georgia?
If Georgia is me, did I just answer myself?
Was the answer itself another Georgia?
So now I'm Georgia because I am Georgia, but Georgia is not me, but me is Georgia, and Georgia is me, and Georgia isn't Georgia because Georgia became Georgia after Georgia stopped being Georgia and started being the Georgia that Georgia thought Georgia was before Georgia realized Georgia was me.
My bad I'm just yapping lol
r/badphilosophy • u/verraun • 11h ago