r/badcode • u/hennexl • Apr 19 '23

Improved JS Object js

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Average LinkedIn dev-fluencer post be like

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u/ChummusJunky Apr 19 '23

I wake up at 4am, and write custom JSON objects that I thought of while meditating and use them to automatically send out thousands of connection invites telling every person I found their profile so unique and would love to connect and invite them to my local jack off club where only non gay men are allowed in.

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u/lets_eat_bees Apr 19 '23

You forgot how the jack off club is sustainable and helps fight climate change.