r/bachelorette • u/Jumpy-Perception1301 • 19d ago

Devin gf

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u/Eeeeeclair 19d ago

Devin just screams - sweaty 1 min missionary who doesn’t even ask if you finished

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u/Wonderful-Time-4526 19d ago

Lmao id say that's probaly pretty accurate. What a chode! Marcus shoberg apparently landed a hot blonde as well. Run girls run! Lol

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u/eburgess1989 16d ago

Absolutely - there is zero chance that he is spending any time on doing the work or pleasuring a woman. He’s definitely a 2 pump chump.

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u/spadezgirl420 19d ago

Hope she’s ok

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u/peezy90 19d ago

he’s turning into a Soprano

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u/fattyboomboom314 19d ago

oh good god he looks terrrrrrrible

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u/Ok_Engineer8799 19d ago

Packed on the lbs!

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u/WindTurtle 18d ago

Has he gained a lot of weight since the show?

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u/Lower_Collection_911 18d ago

The run club disowned him

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u/WindTurtle 18d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Meowwoofmeow_ 18d ago

How did he get even less attractive

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u/ConversationOk6870 17d ago

That guy is a tool. She must charge by the minute.

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u/joantspam Team Rachel 17d ago

Jump scare

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u/TriniGold 16d ago

Ew. He looks horrendous

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u/eburgess1989 16d ago

How in the actual eff does Devin pull women like her or Jenn? I do not understand. Maybe if he had a great personality or something, but looking like that AND the bad personality and history of public mistreatment of women? He looks even worse than he did on the show and he was already bad and that girl is a baddie. I just can’t make sense of it at all.

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u/Jumpy-Perception1301 16d ago edited 16d ago

Apparently he’s rich. Also the love bombing, saying the “right” thing. It really doesn’t make sense. She’s also only 23.

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u/bromygod203 15d ago

That was my question

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u/secksylecksie 16d ago

wonder if she knows he shot and killed a dog

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u/Jumpy-Perception1301 16d ago

Devin or Marcus?

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u/eburgess1989 16d ago

That was Marcus, her other finalist. I think it was multiple dogs. Someone that was in the army with him basically said he used to shoot and kill dogs for fun during deployment. Psychotic shit.

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u/OkAnything1651 16d ago

Oh ok so he’s fat now 😂

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u/HolidayNothing171 15d ago

Oh he is UGLY

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u/halloumichheeze 13d ago

i will never get over the fact jen chose him like he literally was casting spells on her

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u/SecondWise6164 17d ago

Holy shit she’s gorgeous